Attila frontman Chris Fronzak announces candidacy for President as Libertarian Party representative

In a recent statement made on X, Chris "Fronz" Fronzak, vocalist of Attila, expressed his dissatisfaction with the current pool of presidential candidates. In a moment of introspection, Fronzak stated, "Tbh I'd be a way better president than a lot of these guys that are running."

Following some thoughtful deliberation, Fronzak took a bold step forward, announcing his decision to run for President of the United States of America under the Libertarian Party banner.

With an evident disdain for traditional politics, Fronzak shared:

Today is the biggest day of my life. My name is Chris Fronzak and I am running for President of the United States of America. I am not a politician, but let's face it, the world has never been helped by politicians. The government is corrupt, we don't need any more politicians running the show. We need real people, real critical thinkers. We need a candidate that represents the American population. 

*cracks beer*

I came from nothing and because of the American Dream and my God given talent, I was able to build an empire. I want to make America a better place for everyone. I represent every single person in this beatiful country, and I want to make sure your voice is heard. That's why I believe you should vote for me to be President of the United States of America.

*drinks beer*