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Attila frontman Chris Fronzak announces candidacy for President as Libertarian Party representative

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In a recent statement made on X, Chris "Fronz" Fronzak, vocalist of Attila, expressed his dissatisfaction with the current pool of presidential candidates. In a moment of introspection, Fronzak stated, "Tbh I'd be a way better president than a lot of these guys that are running."

Following some thoughtful deliberation, Fronzak took a bold step forward, announcing his decision to run for President of the United States of America under the Libertarian Party banner.

With an evident disdain for traditional politics, Fronzak shared:

Today is the biggest day of my life. My name is Chris Fronzak and I am running for President of the United States of America. I am not a politician, but let's face it, the world has never been helped by politicians. The government is corrupt, we don't need any more politicians running the show. We need real people, real critical thinkers. We need a candidate that represents the American population. 

*cracks beer*

I came from nothing and because of the American Dream and my God given talent, I was able to build an empire. I want to make America a better place for everyone. I represent every single person in this beatiful country, and I want to make sure your voice is heard. That's why I believe you should vote for me to be President of the United States of America.

*drinks beer*

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PoultryInMotion 173 days ago

stupid. Afroman is also running for president, wouldn't you rather vote for him?

anonymous 173 days ago

Hope he takes a ride through Dallas with the top down.

rick____tocchet 173 days ago

Willie Nelson >>>

anonymous 173 days ago

"suck my f*ck 2024"

anonymous 173 days ago

Well, can't be worse than Demented Joe. At least he's not a pedophiIe.

anonymous 173 days ago

^nailed it

anonymous 173 days ago

^^^ Joe Biden is not demented but you are a dumbass. LOL @ this clown running under an even bigger joke of a party than Green and no doubt to siphon off votes from Trump so he's a useful bothsiderist turd.

anonymous 173 days ago

He's not even old enough to run.

anonymous 173 days ago

Hahaha Libertarians are just Republicans that have the mindset of a 12year old

draculamountainz 173 days ago

He's not old enough to run. I bet he doesn't even know that.

Bortslob 173 days ago

He's definitely a way better choice than Biden, but so is osama bin laden

anonymous 173 days ago

Rick 2 Life 4 VP

NorthFromHere 173 days ago

Based

anonymous 173 days ago

Fronz/Radke 2024

anonymous 173 days ago

He's definitely a pedo, perfect for the Libertarian Party.

anonymous 173 days ago

Hes serious guys....he didn't say suck my f*ck. That's growth

BigDog 173 days ago

I'm gay but not as gay as this guy.

anonymous 173 days ago

At this point, would

anonymous 173 days ago

I worked on Gary Johnson's campaign. If you're serious Chris, hit me up - you already know me, you'll figure it out.

anonymous 173 days ago

"thoughtful deliberation" hahaha…

anonymous 173 days ago

Don't know what's more retarded, being a metalhead/ lamb goat reader or being a libertarian.

anonymous 173 days ago

Wouldn't it be funny if for some reason he won? It would be like the plot of one of those earnest movies lol

anonymous 173 days ago

Biden definitely has dementia. Let's be honest here.. Cognitive: mental decline, confusion in the evening hours, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common things Behavioral: irritability, personality changes, restlessness, lack of restraint, or wandering and getting lost Mood: anxiety, loneliness, mood swings, or nervousness Psychological: depression, hallucination, or paranoia Muscular: inability to combine muscle movements or unsteady walking Also common: memory loss, falling, jumbled speech, or sleep disorder

anonymous 173 days ago

^f*cking nailed it

anonymous 173 days ago

Libertarian is basically someone who doesn't have the balls to commit to being a conservative because of the "stigma." It's basically a gateway political movement that is going nowhere always and forever.

anonymous 173 days ago

what god given talent clown? you make weird noises with your voice and conned teens out of money for what you think passes as music. dredge of society no talent unless being a keen swindler counts?

anonymous 172 days ago

I'm willing to sell my home, both cars, liquidate my 401k, clean out all bank accounts, and max out cash advances on all my credit cards to put forth $1M in cash to Fronz if he wins. That's how sure I am of this 1,000,000,000,000:1 fantasy flopping.

anonymous 172 days ago

MTV Made: I want to be president of the United States

anonymous 172 days ago

The first Snapchat filtered presidential press conferences are upon us.

anonymous 172 days ago

You have to be 35 you dumb full Jesus Christ what a dumbshit

anonymous 172 days ago

Honestly he'd probably be better than Trump and Biden

anonymous 172 days ago

Is this dude ever going to do anything with his life outside of gimmick after gimmick to desperately try to remain relevant? Mf out here making a fool of himself every step of the way. StAy SiCk hUR dUR

anonymous 172 days ago

There is a 36 month age difference between Biden and Trump.

anonymous 172 days ago

"Joe Biden is not demented" Right. It's completely normal for a guy to shake hands with thin air. We see a lot of world leaders doing that.

anonymous 172 days ago

god i hate this stupid motherf*cker

anonymous 172 days ago

He's such a retard he might as well be a republican.

anonymous 172 days ago

Shit is irreversibly f*cked and those people aren't in control at this point. If you try to do the right think you'll be replaced with someone who will do what needs to be done to keep the market churning. It's on autopilot. The politicians that go into it with those intentions are bought off very quickly. If they last more than one term it means they gave up. Nothing to see here. Log off.

anonymous 172 days ago

That's cool, but libertarianism could only work in a non-diverse, austere society. There's too many different factions in the US wanting endless "free" shit. This is why the Libertarian Party will always be the GOP's retarded half-brother.

anonymous 172 days ago

Still would vote for a demented Biden corpse over any Republikkkan, but keep on tryin! lol

anonymous 172 days ago

True, you have to be 35yrs old to be President but you don't have to be 35 while running to be President. With that said, the Presidential election is on Nov 5th, his birthday is on Nov 20th, when he turns 35. He would be sworn in on Jan 20th. So he would be 35 if he is sworn in, which means he could run for President legally. I personal would not vote for him, but that's me.

anonymous 172 days ago

i dont want a president with tattyz. not professional

anonymous 172 days ago

^ but orange ones with shitty wigs and little hands are, apparently.

anonymous 172 days ago

He must love losing money.

anonymous 172 days ago

Lee Harvey Oswald here, roll through Dallas with the top down & get your wig split, Christopher.

anonymous 172 days ago

THIS oughta do wonders for the LP.

anonymous 172 days ago

*cracks goo* *drinks goo*

anonymous 172 days ago

Fronz/Goo 2024.

anonymous 172 days ago

Goo wouldn't be the first NYHC member to get into politics!

YOURDAD69 172 days ago

f*ck this clown

anonymous 172 days ago

If he legalizes everything, gives trans people a platform and makes immigration easier for south american migrants he's got my vote

anonymous 172 days ago

you have to be 35 to run for president. fronz is damn near 40. Definitely old enough to run.

anonymous 172 days ago

I hate Fronz so I'm going to give him exactly what he wants which is constant engagement, relevancy, and attention!

anonymous 172 days ago

Trump isn't going to win, soft-skulls. Can't wait to watch y'all bitch and moan that it's stolen again, and do nothing yet again.

anonymous 172 days ago

"Libertarian is basically someone who doesn't have the balls to commit to being a conservative because of the "stigma." It's basically a gateway political movement that is going nowhere always and forever." Typical horse shit You don't know what the f*ck youre talking about Fronzak is not a libertarian

anonymous 172 days ago

lol this jerkoff definitely didn't "come from nothing" like he claims

anonymous 172 days ago

anonymous 14 hours ago Libertarian is basically someone who doesn't have the balls to commit to being a conservative because of the "stigma." It's basically a gateway political movement that is going nowhere always and forever. ^ spot on. It's the biggest Republican superfans that claim they are Libertarians to try and convince people they are unbiased when talking politics. Why do you automatically vote Republican every single time and not Libertarian in that case?

anonymous 172 days ago

"Moron in whack band for teenage girls has massive case of Dunning-Krueger Syndrome" fixed that headline for you!

anonymous 172 days ago

Lol HE CAME FROM NOTHING!!!!

anonymous 172 days ago

GOObertarian

anonymous 172 days ago

Is he gay? Certainly sounds like he is.

anonymous 172 days ago

Of course a libtard would vote for a corpse over Trump. We know you cűnts hate America, we get it already.

anonymous 172 days ago

America needs this to happen

anonymous 171 days ago

Phil Labonte is stoked. He's a Libertarian in case you didn't know. Just listen to any podcast, he'll tell ya. Begins every sentence with "Well, as a Libertarian....."

anonymous 170 days ago

Few people are more stupid than rick tochet, borty, and shadowgay. That being said this guy is smarter than all three of those idiots... which is remarkable given how remedial Fronz is.

anonymous 166 days ago

He's old enough. You have to be 35 by the time you are sworn in, and he would be 35 for two months before that. Also, leftists came in here to cry about libertarians because libertarians actually stand for underlying principles, whereas leftists just support whatever corporations tell them to. Retarded leftists claim to be the resistance, but want the police to be the only people with guns, love giving tens of billions to Raytheon for proxy wars, love to give tens of billions and try to force people to consume big pharma products, suck corporate dick, suck Hollywood dick, and are islamophobic, and want to enslave children to big pharma for life by molesting kids with gender ideology. Libertarians just want gay married adult immigrants to grow tax free marijuana and protect their plants with assault rifles. Leftists want to enslave you to corporations.




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