Ex-Dillinger Escape Plan's Greg Puciato joins former ETID members in new band
James Hartley
Official press release:
Better Lovers, a newly formed band featuring Greg Puciato, Jordan Buckley, Clayton "Goose" Holyoak, Stephen Micciche, and Will Putney, have released their debut single: "30 Under 13" via SharpTone Records.The blistering, four-minute track, and accompanying Eric Richter-directed video, serve as the perfect introduction to Better Lovers, a band whose music is as uncompromising, unapologetic, and undeniable as anything they've done individually.
Guitarist Jordan Buckley shared:
Looking back, I'm so happy everything got me to where I am. he pandemic and the last few years made me hungrier and more grateful. This isn't a hobby. This isn't temporary. This is the next evolution for each of us. Greg and Will rejuvenated me and made me even more confident. Now, everybody needs to know we're a wild animal that just broke out of the zoo—there's no trying to put it back in the cage.
Puciato adds:
Jordan sent me some already finished instrumental tracks, and they hit me at just the right time," adds Puciato. "Those tracks woke up a side of me that I thought was fully extinct but was merely evolving and changing. To my complete surprise there was still something left in that area to dig at, and the vessel for it made sense.
Putney, who had worked on the most recent Every Time I Die albums, and won a 2021 GRAMMY®-Award for his production work on Body Count's Carnivore, encapsulates the band's thoughts:
It's a group of loaded weapons all firing at full power ready for the next chapter of our music careers, and I can confidently say our collective best work is ahead of us."
Tour dates are imminent
175 comments
Post Commentstupid band name. how many bands is this guy in? no one cares unless it's DEP and material pre 2010.
OF COURSE Will Putney is in it. He's going to write all the material and make these momo's tour just like FFAA. Fat Pat sucks!!!
Terrible band name but not a bad song. Wondering how the rest of the songs are...
Sounds EXACTLY how you'd expect. ETID riffs w/ DEP vocals. Wish they'd done something more fresh sounding.
I was prepared to hate this but honestly... this kinda rips
^^^^ there hasn't been a fresh sounding metal/hardcore record on these bigger labels in like 15-20 years......
this is so much better than ETID. Angela Buckley is not stoked
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Hey let's start a new band with the vocalist for Dillinger Escape Plan so it sounds as much like DEP as possible. Let's also continue Every Time I Die under yet another stupid plural noun bandnane. Keith Buckley must be laughing at this.
Yeah it's fine but nothing surprising given the DEP--ETID ties. Greg joining yet another band? How does he manage to have so many projects at once? One of the worst band names I've ever heard and literally no reason for a bottom feeder like Putney to be involved.
That was f*cking dogshit as expected. Greg pussyboy can keep lifting all those weights, but you're still 5'6" hahahaaha Thats kid's height
Dino here, Greg likes porn stars almost as much as I do. ALMOST
That was f*cking dogshit as expected. Greg pussyboy can keep lifting all those weights, but you're still 5'6" hahahaaha Thats kid's height >>> Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters.
lol Keith won, he's making millions giving spoken word tours to tent cities and telling them the truth about the rest of etid between crack hits from the broken bulb
Short guy here. Can confirm, short guy rage is in the same realm as Tard strength
Everytime I Diet & Dillinger line up shuffle are both completely overrated as F*ck. No Mike Novak,No F*cks given.
Are 5'9" dudes >, < or = 5'6" dudes at tongue sucking other dudes?
Short guy here. Can confirm, short guy rage is in the same realm as Tard strength >>> I forgot to add a short guy has a chip on his shoulder about being short & that chip fuels hom to be even crazier & dirtier. Tall guys often make the mistake that their size means automatic victory when it doesn't. They are more susceptible to uppercuts, hits to the solar plexus, ribcage & balls. It's much harder to punch down than up. A short guy can easily duck a tall guy's punch but a tall guy will have a harder time ducking a short guy's punch because it's already low. If you duck you'll most likely still be hit or receive another punch.
he pandemic. shut this f u c k i n g website down
I mean pretty good, but like they're do metalcore tours and hit the ceiling with all their favors within two years. music is cooler than what alot of younger bands are doing but like shrug.
Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters. ^ manlet detected cope harder
Can't believe there isn't a band called Shitpiss - they'd spell it Sh*tP*ss 😂
funny to see all the midge's chime on strength/fights despite having been in one, and are typically scared of mosh pits for fear of getting trampled on.....
Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters. ^ manlet detected cope harder >>> Be scared more Treetop. Or are you self-projecting?
Came here for the Rat Boy comments. Ya'll slippin…
funny to see all the midge's chime on strength/fights despite having been in one, and are typically scared of mosh pits for fear of getting trampled on..... >>> You have never been in a fight in your life & you can't mosh for shit.
Keith Buckley got Yoko Ono'd. That bitch ruined him.
Keith Buckley checking in here. I really think these guys could get to that Mastodon level.
Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters. This 5'4 midget trying to justify it talking bout "short guys are more dangerous" looooool
Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters. ^ manlet detected cope harder >> Mike Tyson is 5'10" right between short & tall. You lose.
Cue 35 more comments about "I've been in hundreds of fights my entire life and went pro in MMA (not telling you who I am) and you're the one who can't fight!!!" All of you guys are f*cking fairies no matter the height, arguing who's gonna beat who's ass anonymously online
This sounds just like expected it would. ETID light with Dillinger vocals.
Height means nothing. Most MMA fighters are under 5'9". Also smaller men are generally more dangerous. A 6' dude sees a 5'6" dude thinking I can beat his ass but then the 5'7 6" dude pulls out a knife to compensate for being half a foot shorter. Short dudes are generally dirtier fighters. This 5'4 midget trying to justify it talking bout "short guys are more dangerous" looooool >> 6'0" flagpole with limbs scared he'll get beat up by a 5'4" so-called manlet. Ever notice how tall guys always talk about height? Cuz that's all they got.
These guys are going to get some amazing support slots, Turnstile,Knocked loose, Code orange, Dying wish, wait for a HUGE package very soon.
lol this >>> turnstile/vogel/fantasy promoter/cpa guy just earned himself yet another nickname. Mad Munchkin
Keith must be shaking in his booties. One song is better than two Damned Things albums.
"Tall guys often make the mistake that their size means automatic victory when it doesn't. >>They are more susceptible to uppercuts, hits to the solar plexus, ribcage & balls<<." ^man, you're out of your damn mind. ever heard of something called "reach"?
will putney and will yip end up joining/writing/producing every band they work with
Cue 35 more comments about "I've been in hundreds of fights my entire life and went pro in MMA (not telling you who I am) and you're the one who can't fight!!!" All of you guys are f*cking fairies no matter the height, arguing who's gonna beat who's ass anonymously online >>> Cue 35 more comments making short jokes because insecure about being a physical freak in society. Seriously you're 6'6". What average height woman would want to f*ck you? She either has to be picked up to be kissed or you have to get on your knees so she can kiss you with both her feet on the ground. When you f*ck her you'll never be able to su ck her tits while f*cking her pu ssy in any position. You'd have to find an even bigger physical freak than you the 5'8" or taller woman. You 6'0" or taller & you fu ck a 5'8" or taller woman you are straight up gay.
Don't take Ricks comment seriously, he likes Infant Annihilator. This is f*ckin garbage, and Greg has always sucked as a vocalist. Only cocksuckers would say otherwise. The more you know💫
Tall guys often make the mistake that their size means automatic victory when it doesn't. >>They are more susceptible to uppercuts, hits to the solar plexus, ribcage & balls<<." ^man, you're out of your damn mind. ever heard of something called "reach"? >> Reach means nothing if your opponent is shorter. Also how does reach defend against a punch or kick up? Keep thinking like a tall person instead of a fighter.
"height means nothing" except all women prefer tall men who am i kidding tho i forgot you're all f a g s cope and seethe shorties
"Tall guys often make the mistake that their size means automatic victory when it doesn't. >>They are more susceptible to uppercuts, hits to the solar plexus, ribcage & balls<<." ^man, you're out of your damn mind. ever heard of something called "reach"? Halo Reach? It was okay, not nearly as good as ODST though
Hot Damn! This is pretty good. Wish Andy was in the band but he is too busy body slamming chumps.
This is better than anything ETID ever did and better than all of Puciato's tenure in tDEP, still it could be way better. Proves that false metal guys need to just work at Zumiez and bang hag waitresses at Dennys in secret.
"Reach means nothing if your opponent is shorter. Also how does reach defend against a punch or kick up? Keep thinking like a tall person instead of a fighter." ^what? lol a manlet with his short arms won't be able to get close to clock a tall guy in the face. he needs to get close and by doing that he's gonna eat at least 1 or 2 punches and probably get his ass knocked out. that's reach advantage.
This is better than anything ETID ever did and better than all of Puciato's tenure in tDEP, still it could be way better. Proves that false metal guys need to just work at Zumiez and bang hag waitresses at Dennys in secret. The last album made by ETID is better that this atrocity, and ETID hasn't made a good album since Hot Damn
Would have been better with a real frontman like James Hart
height means nothing" except all women prefer tall men who am i kidding tho i forgot you're all s a g e s cope and seethe shorties >>> How pathetic that you think being tall is your only worthwhile trait. Also if all women like tall men why pick you over another treetop freak? What guy shorter than you beat you up? Cuz you talk like a 6'2" dude who got his ass handed to him by a 5'7" dude. You're anonymous you can tell us 1😂
Yea this is definitely some short guy spergout if he's going after neutral party comments too. Bro calm down and stop thinking about height, it's just memes man. Plenty of people get through life successfully being under 6ft, you can do it too if you focused your midget rage elsewhere. I can tell you one thing is women don't generally don't like insecure men, you gotta cut that shit out
shortmate most women look past (or over) you and there is nothing you can do about it
height means nothing" except all women prefer tall men who am i kidding tho i forgot you're all s a g e s cope and seethe shorties >>> How pathetic that you think being tall is your only worthwhile trait. Also if all women like tall men why pick you over another treetop freak? What guy shorter than you beat you up? Cuz you talk like a 6'2" dude who got his ass handed to him by a 5'7" dude. You're anonymous you can tell us 1😂 Both of you need to give up…now. Neither of you can talk shit. The first guy is an illiterate aids monkey, and you're a f*ckin short fat them/they. Accept it and move on. SOMEONE MAKE ME LAUGH ALREADY
A manlet with his short arms won't be able to get close to clock a tall guy in the face. he needs to get close and by doing that he's gonna eat at least 1 or 2 punches and probably get his ass knocked out. that's reach advantage. >> See right here I can tell you are not a fighter & I advise you not to fight anyone of any size. You go under the fatal premise that someone smaller will go for the face when they may not & that a fight is a boxing match when it isn't. A shorter opponent may have longer reach. If not he'll hit where his reach can hit. Also you do realize when you're taller & you punch down your face will be open right? And that a shorter guy renders your reach meaningless if he crouches? Mike Tyson was neutral height i.e. neither short nor tall 5'10" - more short cuz 5 was the first numeral in his height - but bottom line he was shorter than most if not all his opponents & he went 50-6 with 44 KO wins. Height means nothing. Execution means everything.
Code Orange MGR here, we have already submitted our buy on offer for the tour
It was nice of the mad munchkin to take time out of his busy day full of refreshing every old hardcore singers instagram accounts to come here and entertain everyone with him small guy syndrome meltdown.
The last album made by ETID is better that this atrocity, and ETID hasn't made a good album since Hot Damn permalink | report abuse ETID always was sorta metal for people who thought metal was too weird, more fans of Blink 182 who were too mentally stunted to figure out how extreme music started and thought it would scare their parents too much. Which is funny because the one guitar player had MiTB skulls tattooed on him I think? Anyway, they still didn't totally suck assholes but it was like hey intro metal band before you get into real shit and grow your hair out.
shortmate most women look past (or over) you and there is nothing you can do about it >> 5'8" or taller freaks yes, and I could care less. Unlike you I fu ck women not women as tall & big as men. I laugh at couples where the man is 8" or taller than the woman. I see who the vapid superficial gold digging whores are. Also tell the world you get no pussy cuz you're too hung up on what women are attracted to.
^ what a way to announce to everyone you are an incel who hasn't been laid in decades if ever.
Height means nothing. Execution means everything. Tell that to your boyfriend when he's done executing your butt with his tall dick you f*ckin fruit
It was nice of the mad treetop to take time out of his busy day full of refreshing every old metalcore singers instagram accounts to come here and entertain everyone with his tall guy syndrome meltdown. >>> Fixed that for you. Keep dreading the day when you have to fight guy shorter than you knowing you better win & not even have a tough time fighting him.
Height means nothing. Execution means everything. Tell that to your boyfriend when he's done executing your butt with his tall dick you f*ckin fruit >> Says the guy with a gay sex fantasy about a tall dick fu cking a short guy's ass. Keep self-projecting fruit.
what a way to announce to everyone you are an incel who hasn't been laid in decades if ever. >> That's you. I'm tall...I'm tall...I'm tall...that's all you got. Ain't enough. Incel.
Height means nothing. Execution means everything. Tell that to your boyfriend when he's done executing your butt with his tall dick you f*ckin fruit >> Says the guy with a gay sex fantasy about a tall dick fu cking a short guy's ass. Keep self-projecting fruit. Fruit? How original, you're clever. And fantasy? It's your reality on a daily basis. Don't hate me because I found out you swallow more cock than water
This is better than anything ETID ever put out.
^The vocalist for a band who hasn't been cool since like 2014-2015? No one cares. Go post another goo comment you f*ckin lame
Says the guy with a gay sex fantasy about a tall dick fu cking a short guy's ass. Keep self-projecting fruit. Fruit? How original, you're clever. >> Uhhh you called me a fruit, you dumbass. And fantasy? It's your reality on a daily basis. Don't hate me because I found out you swallow more cock than water >> I don't hate you, I pity you. You are a short closet homosexual projecting his self-loathing onto me. You go on about height then post a homosexual r@pe fantasy involving a tall guy & a short guy. Classic self-projection & loathing.
tall intellectuals live in this halfling's head rent-free you're not mike tyson everyone here knows you aren't a proper adult; get in a public fight, win or (probably) lose, straight to jail you're the perfect target: blowjob height change your dumb head completely or enjoy being shitter shattered it's all a laff in a haff to me and others mate
he addition of Greg will make this Mastodon level
This is better than anything ETID ever put out One song, and any song off of Last Night In Town is better than anything these dumb f*cks could make. Greg couldn't sing twinkle twinkle little star at a 2nd grade recital to save his life
tall intellectuals live in this halfling's head rent-free you're not mike tyson everyone here knows you aren't a proper adult; get in a public fight, win or (probably) lose, straight to jail you're the perfect target: blowjob height change your dumb head completely or enjoy being shitter shattered it's all a laff in a haff to me and others mate >> First off I'm not your mate, you tosser. You're a tall glass who can't shag cuz you're a gay just admit it with your "blowjob height" craziness. Now you have a fantasy about a short guy blowing you & you fu cking him in the arse 😂 Keep digging a deeper ditch wanker. Don't have to be Tyson pointcha missed cuz you're a dullard is he's 5'10" so the tallest short man or second tallest after 5'11". Keep fantasizing about fu ckin short guys in the bum "mate".
Theoretically this could work, lyrically, if Greg wasn't a fourtysomething. Sounds like something a peter pan manboy with a dirt stache would be saying.
tall intellectuals live in this halfling's head rent-free you're not mike tyson everyone here knows you aren't a proper adult; get in a public fight, win or (probably) lose, straight to jail you're the perfect target: blowjob height change your dumb head completely or enjoy being shitter shattered it's all a laff in a haff to me and others mate >> This n i g g a suddenly turned into Hugh Grant LOL. He's a British tart now 😂
lol this >>> turnstile/vogel/fantasy promoter/cpa guy just earned himself yet another nickname. Mad Munchkin >>> All you.
"See right here I can tell you are not a fighter & I advise you not to fight anyone of any size. You go under the fatal premise that someone smaller will go for the face when they may not & that a fight is a boxing match when it isn't. A shorter opponent may have longer reach. If not he'll hit where his reach can hit. Also you do realize when you're taller & you punch down your face will be open right? And that a shorter guy renders your reach meaningless if he crouches? Mike Tyson was neutral height i.e. neither short nor tall 5'10" - more short cuz 5 was the first numeral in his height - but bottom line he was shorter than most if not all his opponents & he went 50-6 with 44 KO wins. Height means nothing. Execution means everything." ^ loool you ain't mike tyson, dork. you never threw a punch in your life. keep up with your mental gymnastics. doesn't hold up in the real world, hope you'll never have to find out.
Better Lovers is a and for people who like moldy sheet rock.
lay off the roids ya pooper pained Verne Troyer your insecurity is alarming you type like a teenaged girl on livejournal
you ain't mike tyson, dork. you never threw a punch in your life. keep up with your mental gymnastics. doesn't hold up in the real world, hope you'll never have to find out. >>> Never said I was Mike Tyson dork but thanks for finally admitting that height doesn't matter in a fight since he's only 5'10" which is not tall. I would be your Tyson though cuz you are a pussy with a big mouth I'd shut with one punch.
>>> alright pipe down nobody cares (except most women like i said) SON (i can call you son bc you're small and can do nothing about it)
Imagine being Keith Buckley today. Wow, what a incredibly pathetic fall from grace.
Lol at people thinking this is groundbreaking and not the same exact generic sound we've heard for years
>>> alright pipe down nobody cares (except most women like i said) SON (i can call you son bc you're small and can do nothing about it) >> Yeah I thought so, you pussy. Afraid I'll track you down or something? Loser. You're gay by the way but keep pretending to be straight. No straight man goes on & on about what women want.
What has Keith Buckley been doing for a living since he quit Every Time I Die?
It looks like Greg stopped using steroids. I wonder his testosterone levels are in postScamdemic 2023?
says the guy obsessing over Tyson and Tyson's stats only, i'm certain you're craving BBC when you're not hating your existence for not having been born taller have an aspirin and a nappy tiny tim, you lose, like you always will, to superior tall men relax a bit - just think Tyson would want your bothered booty ripe and rarin to go
Never said I was Mike Tyson dork but thanks for finally admitting that height doesn't matter in a fight since he's only 5'10" which is not tall. I would be your Tyson though cuz you are a pussy with a big mouth I'd shut with one punch. ^ not admitting shit. just won't waste more of my time with a goofball retarded manlet who lives in his own fantasy world because he can't cope being 5,'6.
Y'all are 40 year olds having a fight on lambgoat
this might be the mad munckins biggest meltdown yet hahaha. Hows the lollipop guild going, little guy?
i'm 32 and we do a little bit of trolling ok stay out of this
So mad at the world cause you are a little bitch who can't get women. I bet they make fun of you all the time. They don't want to be with a guy they can beat up like you hahahahahahahaha
Here for the comments...and the Bud Light. I'm gay.
worst comment section in a long time, just wow
Y'all sage4s is gay as hell man Talking bout height, dick, testosterone smh f*ck all y'all bitch ass
Let's get back to spouting our political beliefs
When Keith decides to return to the band now what happens?
That was…incredibly gay. I want in!! love from Keith
For real tho. What if it actually WAS Mike Tyson in the comments?
Is Keith still posting about Trump every day?
anonymous 41 minutes ago Y'all sage4s is gay as hell man Talking bout height, dick, testosterone smh f*ck all y'all bitch ass>>> Yep, all of them are you
Greg Puciato has terrible high-pitched screamy vocals just like Keith Buckley and Jacob Bannon
what the f*ck timeline are we on where this happened lmao
Reminds me of this short guy I used to bump into while roaming the streets of Braintree, looking for radio stations. My man had to be 5'4" but he was always smiling and slaying puss. He's one of the good ones, as my dad used to say
"You wanna get rough with me, don't you?" Keith said, licking at Greg's slick cock. To that Keith replied by roughly grabbing the back of Greg's head and pushing his cock back into his mouth. Greg gasped as the thick head of Keith's cock forced its way into his throat again and reached down to grab his own. Sliding the front of his spandex shorts down just enough to set his erection free, he started to pleasure himself as he pleasured his new friend. Greg gripped his own hard dick in his right hand and began tugging and the shaft, choking his cock and he choked on Keith's.
I will call my wife's black bull Mike Tyson tonight.
nice erotica. need more please. tryin to finish
f*ckin' A, cotton! This is what I was hoping for when ETID announced their split. No better option than Greg for this. Shit band name though.
Greg is a great frontman in terms of working the crowd and energy, and he has very good clean vocals, but I have to agree with those saying his screams suck.
To the midge referencing Mike Tyson. A) you're not Mike Tyson nor will you ever be. 2) Mike Tyson can punch through an engine block of a car, you on the other hand are a midge who struggles with basic landscaping tasks.
" These guys are going to get some amazing support slots, Turnstile,Knocked loose, Code orange, Dying wish, wait for a HUGE package very soon." You called it. They got on a huge package alright.
When I was in 8th grade and slept with Greg on the locust tour, he was hung like a horse
All the phags gonna talk shit but this is DOPE
what the f*ck timeline are we on where this happened lmao This 100 times over
Yeah but have these guys ever roamed the streets?
You wanna run with the wolves? You better learn how to track that blood, boy I see you clutching your pearls Go back inside, this is not your hunt
I'm gonna be honest here. The world needed 1 cccrrraaazzzzzyyyyy chaotic math metalcore song. Ten, tops. Almost 30 years and thousands of bad imitations of this shit? Y'all ought to be ashamed for enabling this shit.
Try hard garbage. Dude can't even lip sync to his own song zzzzzzzzzz
Awful band name. However, I'm sure this song slaps so I'm gonna put it on.
I'm gonna be honest here. The world needed 1 chugggggggggy streets themed hardcore punk song. Ten, tops. Almost 30 years and thousands of bad imitations of this shit? Y'all ought to be ashamed for enabling this shit.
Imagine being almost 50 and still writing squealeeeeecore.
I'm gonna be honest here. The world needed 1 chugggggggggy streets themed hardcore punk song. Ten, tops. Almost 30 years and thousands of bad imitations of this shit? Y'all ought to be ashamed for enabling this shit. Sure, that too, but let's stay on track here.
NEW YORK TOUGH GUY HERE, EVERYONE POST UP THEIR GMAIL, I'M READY TO KICK SOME ASS!
SHORT GUY HERE, EVERYONE POST UP PICS AND MEASUREMENTS OF YOUR DICKS, I'M READY TO GET HARD AND GRAPPLE!
So it's a mash-up of Every Time I Die and Dillinger Escape Plane with a shitty name. They threw in a random thrash metal riff, and everyone is pretending this is exciting? This shit honks big time.
^ describe what they could do that would be new and exciting
I guess new and exciting isn't really the reason this blows. It could just come down to clunky execution. Not to mention how uninspired this comes off as. Being derivative isn't a bad thing. I enjoy a ton of music that basically plays their own version of an established sound. This just has nothing behind it.
^ I disagree. Your opinion is dog shit. Song shreds
Definitely triple boosted. Stands with Ukraine.
Lambgoat would benefit from a filter feature. No more Mad Munchkin, no more Shadow the Hedgehog.
That new song is garbage. DEP & ETID sucked ass from day one. Musical morons love both bands & this.
Judging by the # of comments and triggered posers on this thread (why's everyone talking about height?) these dudes are going to blow the f*ck up. What's not to like about this? Song is debuted and on the same day it's announced they're going to destroy Underoath every night? You guys already lost. Grow up short stacks.
This is awful. I forgot just how much Greg's voice and vocal patterns makes every song he does sound the same.
genre is post-midge. pretty sure gregg post here in the comments ever since the phrase, no dimitri no care came to life. clearly he's off the juice, and did none of you f*cking retards see that it looks like his upper grill is/are dentures?
Could have done without the whole "oh I'm neurodivergent now" thing. Being Finnish, or a Death metal guy isn't enough of an identity? Whatever. God f. Rushing some Budweiser. Tight. Not to sound like a chad retard or anything, but you should lift too....Lift Heavy. Ingest protein.....One of my brothers is gay. I hug him all of the time! Maybe I have AIDS, and Covid... Oh well. Good.Not a super controversial opinion, but I hate Red Hot Chili Peppers.Baby Ruth. The best candy bar.
Greg F*cking sucks...ni66@ needs to get the f*ck out of music. Allow the guys to find a more suitable vocalist instead of a middle aged parent yelling at their child in the middle of a dinner rush at your local Denny's!
anonymous 18 hours ago When I was in 8th grade and slept with Greg on the locust tour, he was hung like a horse Out of every comment this one stuck out. For some reason I don't think it's a joke due to how specific the person got when mentioning the exact tour. JFC… lol
I'm 5'8" and can say definitively, all you gay ass mongoloids arguing about being tall or short are f*cking pathetic. This is the most embarrassing thread that's ever been perpetrated on lambgoat you f*cking losers.
anonymous 4 hours ago I'm 5'8" and can say definitively, all you gay ass mongoloids arguing about being tall or short are f*cking pathetic. This is the most embarrassing thread that's ever been perpetrated on lambgoat you f*cking losers. the thread is only funny if you're in the tall club i guess lol no one made you read it ya dummy
Remember when Keith Buckley went on tantrums about Trump and then became him?
Sorry but I can't believe Keith left ETID for a fat girl
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Man this shit is kind of tight. Dammit.