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Post Commentsomehow or another either Tim Lambesis or Beth Herbert were involved in this.
He should be worried about those missing guns. Illinois gun laws say that, if a murder is committed with any of those weapons, homeboy is on the hook for it. Buy a gun safe. Don't leave your shit laying out.
lol at BOO having 4 guns just hanging out in a home studio while crying about a knife that the burglar left
ALWAYS MAKE SOMEONE SLEEP AT THE STUDIO. Fkn amateurs
Well...that sucks a great deal...Sad though I can open up about personal stuff, lose six months in the process. Next time...keep them locked up.
Could've asked me!!! I could've feather dusted in my maid outfit
Sounds like these guys specifically went for instruments and equipment, the TV seems like it was taken for the hell of it. Inside job or some other band that was robbed just trying to get new gear.
^ seems pretty clear that if you entered an otherwise normal house with the intent to rob it and you discovered a home studio, you'd prioritize taking expensive studio equipment over silverware and plates.
Before Born Of Osiris blew up, their synth player (?) used to record bands out of his parents basement. I remember a story about a particular band that was friends with the kid, and immediately after they loaded in and sound checked, the kid's Mom berated him from the top of the stairs and tried to boot everyone out. Band recorded a couple drum tracks, and the b*tch made a fuss again so the band had to do two sessions.
(Cont) Well, when the drummer got his kit back, the retards in BOO had played on it and apparently gouged the sh*t out of the double bass pedal. BOO dudes almost shit their pants for years to come whenever they would see the drummer around town ha ha ha.
At least he will never have to worry about someone stealing his hair style, gross
"^ seems pretty clear that if you entered an otherwise normal house with the intent to rob it and you discovered a home studio, you'd prioritize taking expensive studio equipment over silverware and plates." Breaking into a house to steal plates and silverware? This ain't the Bronx sage@.
another band robbed trying to get new gear. nothing wrong with that and time never stops
This is stickup! Give me all your fine China, on the double! -Said no one ever.
...and where was Tim Lambesis when all of this happened?
Kids who live off their parents in Barrington, IL Mansions are stoked because their Mommy and Daddy probably payed for the stuff anyway.
Marc Okubo from Veil Of Maya: Would you like to drop by a peep the new axe collection?
Remember when their drummer got sent to rehab by his parents?
TFW you and your band mates can't think of a bitchin band name, so you name your shizz after the rehab you got sent too.
This is why you always lock your studio and back it up against a building.
I remember these kids being straight nerds. Only played at the EG VFW, the Clearwater Theater, Rainbow Falls, or KOC. Hardly ever supported the other IL bands busting their ass and would seldomly come to shoes they weren't playing. Band suddenly gets signed, and these fools are trying to cool guy cats from the Chicago scene with their full sleeves of space shit they had practically gotten overnight. With Sumerian, this band would have been nothing.
This is why you always lock your studio and back it up against a building. ^^^^^ brutal
Loving the shit references to their terrible pre-Sumerian days as Rosecrance
Inside job much? At least the dude had guns, for what good those did him.
"^ seems pretty clear that if you entered an otherwise normal house with the intent to rob it and you discovered a home studio, you'd prioritize taking expensive studio equipment over silverware and plates." lol this isn't Home Alone, Marv. Put down the crowbar, you wet bandit moron.
Maybe if he gets an insurance payout he can finally afford a guitar with a headstock
The wife wasn't home cause she was at her boyfriends apartment getting that good good.
jason richardson here, payback is a bitch! drink your monster energy, kids. try kicking me outta the BOO house again, the tribe has spoken
Let me find out Harms Way appropriated their gear.
Y'all dumb af, Lee and Jodi live in Dallas area.
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Band is from Barrington, IL, a richy rich Suburb, NW Of Chicago. No care where they live or don't live currently.
Dude realized he married a bitch that looks like a dog and tried to pull a Lambesis. The disappearance of the gear was simply a distraction cuz the broad wasn't home.
Sounds like an insurance scam if you asked me.
This is the price you pay for not being a toxic masculine man
those Lame as fck guitars with N0 Headstock, turd burglars did you a favor Nancy boy. you stole them from "Cynic"
"This definitely makes me trust thieves a whole lot less."
come back to toronto and get your ass fcking handed to you by canuck fcks again for talking bare shit and acting all high and mighty outside a downtown bar you fckin suburban home schooled scumbags
fckin amateurs......ALWAYS have someone sleep in the studio and always park the studio with the tailgate up against a wall
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Those are some ugly fcking guitars. The burglar did you a favor.