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Post CommentHow can you call this band a band anymore? Just stop with all the dramatic bullshit. Get your shit together for fcks sake. If you were my employee your ass would of been fired a long time ago.
I heard Keene is scared to play in front of mutumbo or whatever his name is from Harp Machine. Thus cancel the entire European run to avoid the fest.
Justin McKinney isn't too far from bailing, trust me. Even he is sick of Keene being an irresponsible druggie manchild who is completely incapable of meeting even the most basic obligations.
some of you actually know these guys by name and refer to them casually while doing in depth discussion about this band
LOLIOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOKeenedigspoooutofhisassh oleLOLLLOLOLOLOL
cant wait to hear their convoluted excuses!
The statement from the band will be like: "First, we are sorry, and what happened was the booking agent called us all hoes. And then the plane we were on lost a bag of peanuts for 5 hours and couldn't take off. And then it subsequently blew up before we can deplane which is totally out of our control.
^ ct'd We explained these extenuating circumstances to them booking agents, who then unprofessionally called our manager a tranny worshipping fan boy, as he was munching on a bag of lays potato chips. The final straw was when Sony Vaio was detained at the airport and then blah blah blah blah blah blah."
I was in Italy and then I took a balloon up my ass to Spain.
michael keene has to dig the poop out of his ass
Fuuck this band anyway. Shit music. Listen to fcking Blood Incantation. Faceless get facefuucked
Michael Keene loves heroin more than playing shows. No shit they cancelled. The band is a joke. Anyone who still supports them is a moron.
Serious question, Is Keene really a heroin addict or something else? This band is flakey as hell but not sure if it fits the standard heroin storyline
THE POOP IN THE BUTTHOLE IS SCARED BUT KEENE KNOWS IT MUST COME OUT SO HE DIGS WITH HIS HANDS
Trump is going to get onto Michale Keene about those canceled flight receipts. Where's the proof? Luckily this band is awful so no one cares. Notice how the promoter didn't even offer money back due to their cancellation? Because they know no one was coming for that hot garbage anyway
'The Faceless should fire Michael Keene ASAP' -Trump
Isn't there like 2000 other bands of their caliber they could have headline in place of them. More like...The Bandless LOLOLOlllolOWOWOOWOWlwolls
E.J. Johnson gives me a mother fcking hard dick. I am thinking of logging off this site this afternoon and beating off
The Faceless is like school on Sunday.... Classless. No class no fedoras just heroine and stinky Ken Sorceron
KEN SORCERBUN ^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha
Frightened turds and lazy buttholes are stoked
108k+ fb likes, + every1 here knows them by name Here are a few f their fb comments: "Thanks for the new album. Few things I can listen to from start to finish and you guys knocked this one out of the park." "Had a blast at the show last night. Even got to get on stage and sing "Spiraling Void" with you guys. Best concert experience Ive ever had. Pls come back to Springfield, Mo another tour." "the new song is lit!!!" "do you guys have any shows coming up around indianapolis"
Shared a much deserved needle with Keene after a show in Pittsburgh
Srj here with SOAD fame - warwick ciutat toward the end and he was laughing but shaVo from soad fame sorbet talisman
BJ SHANNON HERE WITH THEIR CANCELED FLIGHT RECEIPTS
got a buddy down in LA at the needle exchange program, says he sees Michael every few months. he said it's weird cuz most people are regulars but he shows up randomly.
The dude who said listen to blood incantation is the only smart person I've ever seen on this shit rag of a site. The rest of you AIDS hives can pound bleach up your gay asses.
To the dude who made the Mr Show reference: Thank you for being a bright spot on this turd of a site.
"Shared a much deserved needle with Keene after a show in Pittsburgh" thank you
^^ EVERY TIME YOU MISSPELL A WORD YOU ARE RETARD
Sankus here, I really needed that Faceless tour. Guess Ill be mixing Chimaira cover bands on the small stage at pops.
Michael Keene here. My hands are literally covered in my own shit, and my butthole is sore.
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