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what will this band start a kickstarter for? A) Broken Van B) New Equipment C) To record their new album D) All of the above
they got lost. get it? bermuda triangle? lost? ah, fck it, didnt care anyway
damn, got to this before LoydChristmas made everyone feel smarter about themselves
this band cancels almost as much as Havenside
Wasn't sure if Bermuda from Sydney or a different Bermuda from US for the longest time until now. Bermuda from Sydney should get back together. Amelia Earhart is stoked, I hope she fills in for the remainder of the tour.
^ i think everyone was in the same boat until Mediaskare made it clear..
"this band cancels almost as much as Havenside"
These chumps are back in arkansas living with their mammys and setting up local bands at a crumby venue.
Maybe that fat fck britton decided to finally go home and take care of his unborn child
It's okay I'd take care of his child and fck his girl. Oh wait. Members of our band already have. O
Britton pawned off all the gear so that he could eat and mike took his sorry ass back to New York in perchance of free smokes.
The dropped cause its a members birthday and his mom is making them come home for his birthday party. We know this cause she had to bribe us with nudes to come
Sounds like thick as blood just won the lottery
Did someone steal their gear back from them? Ypu would think the other shitty breakdown band would loan them some gear
They quit cause they couldn't find anything to steal this time.
God dammit we just got the smell out of town and they are already coming back
Looks like tour won't pay child support. Time to start flipping burgers.
They couldn't afford the second trailer for their egos
Axe fx demanded a recall on their gear exclusively.
Mike and Corey ran out of orders for britton Trent and that scrawny fcker with the carder face.
Corey broke a hip and they had to put him in a home
Bands career postponed till next meshuggah album drops...
Mediaskare got tired of funding a sinking ship
Bermuda is the local c-m dumpster of fayetteville
Isnt this the band with that fat cartoon looking guitarist and the old ass singer? Couldn't fit the motorized wheel chair and Chinese buffet in the bus
This would of never happened if Tyler was in the band..
The rest of the dates must be coming through where they stole gear from and the blacklist is still in affect
Bermuda pulls a Britton and blows load 45 seconds in.
Tyler was way better than that seaman dude and that fat fck they have now.
Media skare is horridly exhausted from taking up for theft, feeding rob because britton ate all the food. Sending mike smokes money, and tending to coreys growing retirement fun. They permanently repossessed the van and told them to have an endless vacation in Florida.(actually, they wished for death by alligators)
A snake is still a ducking snake........dammit now I can't have my beat tunes in person
I guess Cory's AARP card finally came and he can retire. fcking sick of getting crop dusted by that old fck
Thought those fcks were from cali....what did that state get sick of them and kick them out? Who do we have to blow to get them out of arkansas
Thick as blood beat these pussies up and fck d that fat guitarists butthole ears
Shitty band turns tail and runs home to mommy
The morning after pill failed. Maybe that fat fck guitarist should keep his pinky dck in his emo jeans
I don't even care I'm just fcking hungry. -britton
Thieves, who cares fck em all. Thick as blood should be thankful
I'm just going to take this time to say...fck you britton. I am hungry. -rob
This band is full of people that were loads their moms should of swallowed
Life's a beach Bermuda....fall asleep on it and get burned.
If I had a dollar for every fck I gave, Id be in trenches of debt.
Arkansas college changes mascot from razorbacks, to a knocked up broad. It's the only thing that kept them from being home.
In breaking news guitarists mom and pregnant girlfriend had to start sucking dck for quarters to pay the band's bills and rent
A shitty band is still a ducking shitty band
Drums weren't programmed and palm muting was off....went home for reproduction.
Can we start a petition to send to mediaskare and to every venue to force this band into early retirement
Corey got too old for that djent shit and shacked up in a cabin to reminisce of the good ole days.
No fcks given. Post about something worth a dam
I'd rather smell my own jerk than listen to this shit band one more fcking time
Realized djent is fading out and will wait for the next,"big thing" to come around.
Guitarists mom came on tour and ran out of stripping money to take care of their gas and feeding every member but the lanky bass player.......someone needs to take the don't feed the giraffe sign off of his neck
If this doesn't piss those gays off then maybe when the baby comes out black, dead beat fat fck will get a real job instead of ripping off other shitty chug bands
The guitarist found out the bitch he knocked was really pregnant with Corey's baby....asked Corey and he said deal with it boy keep crying and ill get your mom pregnant too
Who the fck would wanna tour with those dungeon and dragon looking mother fckers? fck em
Cali called and they want Bermuda back they said they felt sorry. Arkansas is brutal
Thick as blood gang beatd the fat Bermuda guitarist and got him pregnant and kicked him to the curb to show him what its like
his bands trailer home was condemened and their pregnant house mother couldn't pay the bills all by her fat pregnant self
Plan b pill diddnt work band has to go home and take care of business for him and push her down the stairs so they can continue their rise to the top of the music industry
Chugg chugg shittty shitty chugg chug deatbeat dad chugg chug old dusty singer chugggggg chuggg chuggggg can I have some smokes
Arkansas 94 shitmuda 0......wait there coming back fck Shitmuda 1 Arkansas just burn us to the ground
Wish Tyler was in this band still he diddnt suck at life. That big fcker bassist can't even get a real rig fck his broke ass. And same for that old motherfcker corey news flash just for men is cheap so Is Rogaine maybe if you stopped spending all your perdium on cigarettes you could look like you try and dress gay
Wish internet bullying really worked and these gays would kill themselves and do us a favor
Lol at almost 100 comments on this fggt shit. Webby, how many of these anons are from the same IP?
Keep canceling! Nobody gives a fck! Have the fat one go back with his unborn and fat girlfriend ! She's fcked everyone anyways! Eat Ass fckers! Go home to your Mommas!
Just so everyone knows. Nobody, and I will repeat, NOBODY in arkansas likes Bermuda. And not just because of the music or whatever, they're just dcks. The only exception to the nobody rule is brittons cancerous whore mother. Not one person in that band is even from Arkansas. All the unborn child shit was hillarious.
There's no one in the world who needs to be curb stomped to death more than that fat cartoon fck britton. His mom needs to stop giving free hand jobs to feel 16 again.
Baby mama needs to get the fck away from him if she knows what's good for her. All the nasty bitches he fcked in the johns on tour... That dudes thumb of a dck must be purple.
holy shit. it's getting hot in here. - Casey
Haha, saw these gays once. Walked out about 30 seconds into their first song. Nothing but a bunch of c-cky idiots attempting to play a poly rhythms and make mean faces at the same time. 16 year old scenesters eat that shit up now but when they grow some sense they are just another band that they are embarrassed to ever say they liked.
Looks like they will have plenty to do since they are not on tour. Franticly defend themselves on a lambgoat post. hahahah Thats what I love about Lambgoat, if you suck or are shity dudes lambgoat lets everyone know about it.
you lambgoat nerds are lame! nothing but talking shit about bands behind your computer, and order endless merchandise online from allinmerch and not go to a single show.
whats baby momma gonna do when the kid turns 12 and britton starts hitting on its friends? i wonder who's internet they are stealing to get online and see the world hates them?
Let me just say, Bermuda is not from Arkansas. And they never will be. They're just a bunch of c-cksuckers that got ran the fck out of wherever they're from, and then randomly recruited every weak link in the Fayetteville music scene. Literally everyone in this town is waiting for this band to collectively kill itself.
That piece of shit Mike's trailer park trash of a girlfriend got knocked up again by another dude so he has to return back to shitty ass Nebraska to take care or it. Or attempt to by bumming cigs to sell and giving hand jobs at your local park.
It's funny these idiots probably think it's a few dudes shit talking when ALL of the 479 talks shit on that fat fck Britton who thinks anyone actually likes him, Mikey who's a fcking bum that should gtfo and britton's ugly girl who's fcked anyone that's been in any shitty local band. Lol fcking gays.
I remember when Mikes old band I, Your Leige, was scheduled for a show and purposely showed up late because "they dont go on first". So glad you all are treating that egotistical, talentless gay with the disrespect he fcking deserves.
^haha he is a c-cky fck....and almost as fat as the other retarded one in the band
Britton beatd a 14 year old. What a piece of shit.
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