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anonymous3 minutes ago Close Your Eyes going to be all instrumental?
Will attend this shitfest for the comedic value. The only real question is what to wear? Do I go with Slayer hellawaits tshirt or the vintage Deicide once on the cross t-shirt? Or do you throw an audible and bust out the Marilyn Manson AntiChrist superstar shirt? ... hmm guess ill just have to let my faith guide me!
Close Your Eyes is christian? Didn't think that they could get any fcking gayer.
These kids know the internet exists right? Anybody who believes that shit is a moron.
Will attend this shitfest for the comedic value. The only real question is what to wear? Do I go with Slayer hellawaits tshirt or the vintage Deicide once on the cross t-shirt? Or do you throw an audible and bust out the Marilyn Manson AntiChrist superstar shirt? ... hmm guess ill just have to let my faith guide me! You sound infinitely gayer than any of these bands lol
This tour is proof Jesus doesn't exist. If he did, would he really let shittard like these represent his "movement?"
tween MCMB fans will be scratching their heads at Demon Hunter. I'd say there will be hot scene jailbait at this but, probly mostly fats.
you bet your gosh darn rear end those bands are hardcore. Virgin Mary Queef.
Emery and Demon Hunter are the only good bands out of this list I would see. I'm not religious... but what the hell, I'll prolly go
i hear from a very good source refused are going to be playing this.
isnt this pretty much the exact same garbage line up this stupid brainwashing circle jerk always has?
I was on the first Scream the Prayer tour. It sucked then and it still sucks now.
With a lineup like that, the promoters should be praying just to break even. Teenagers who just got their parent-approved Christian inspired first tattoo are stoked
Will there be complimentary bibles? Deal breaker.
Well, this lineup isn't the greatest, but I still support STP. As for all of you Jesus haters, please think twice before typing. What goes around comes around and God always wins. No matter what.
Do you guys really have nothing better to do than go on a Tour Lineup Announcement? If Christians are so bad and we are just minding our own business, what does that make you; the ones who strike first with no reason or notion?
Do you guys really have nothing better to do than go on a Tour Lineup Announcement and bash christianity? If Christians are so bad and we are just minding our own business, what does that make you; the ones who strike first with no reason or notion?
If you could put yourself in our shoes for a minute; think really hard about the possibility that god doesn't exist. If that were true, how would you feel about Christianity? @anonymous: anyone actually on STP would never admit to it.
^^ God always wins? I'm sure the substantial population of athiests would beg to differ. Keep your theological debates in ChristianMingle.com, Godboy
If you're christian in 2012...you should kill yourself for being a fcking retard. when EVERYTHING from the bible has been destroyed by scientific facts Christian bands are bands for suckers
Will attend this shitfest for the comedic value. The only real question is what to wear? Do I go with Slayer hellawaits tshirt or the vintage Deicide once on the cross t-shirt? Or do you throw an audible and bust out the Marilyn Manson AntiChrist superstar shirt? ... hmm guess ill just have to let my faith guide me! You sound infinitely gayer than any of these bands lol Seriously, you own a Marilyn Manson shirt? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
I really pity you all, and if ever person from your "atheist population" could try to make me stop believing in god, you'd be wasting every molecule of oxygen you're using because NOTHING will ever change my belief in God. You can bash me and my Lord all you want, but you will never phase me.
I really pity you all, and if ever person from your "atheist population" could try to make me stop believing in god, you'd be wasting every molecule of oxygen you're using because NOTHING will ever change my belief in God. You can bash me and my Lord all you want, but you will never phase me. die in a pit
anonymous 8 minutes ago I really pity you all, and if ever person from your "atheist population" could try to make me stop believing in god, you'd be wasting every molecule of oxygen you're using because NOTHING will ever change my belief in God. You can bash me and my Lord all you want, but you will never phase me. I really...hope...you...die
OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN PLEASE BLOW UP THIS TOUR even god is going to go see Terror
"EVERYTHING from the bible has been destroyed by scientific facts" Please, go on and back up that statement.
Back up any statement made in the bible, ya ignorant jag off.
If you think about it, Christians are actually quite metal. For instance, there have been the Crusades, witch burnings, and many wars declared in the name of Christianity. If torturing and killing people in horrific ways isn't metal, then I don't know what is. By the way, why isn't Cannibal Corpse on this tour?
the only thing gayer than religion is trying to prove/disprove it. please shove shit into your dckhole and kiss a homeless man on the mouth. Donkey Boner.
"Everyone knows all the best bands are affiliated with Satan." - B. Simpson
Corey Brandon, Eric Salzer, Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin, Dave Mustaine and Rick Santorum are all stoked.
Wow. What the fck is yalls problem? Nobody is going to a thread about Suffocate or Carnifex and bashing you. Grow some balls and go mind your own fcking business. Buncha fcking pussies.
You sound infinitely gayer than any of these bands lol Gee kid thats quite the fcking insult there. Ouch. I used to own a Manson shirt and before there was scenester pssy there was Manson freak pssy, I realize you queer are still teenagers and don't know that shit but meh I don't care.
And as for you jesuslovingchristc-cksucke rs... for real bro's you expect ppl on a metal/hardcore site and expect gays here to respect your beliefs? Give me a fcking break.
^^^continued. Whats your favorite bible story? Mines either the one about the talking donkey who sees an angel in the road and won't pass him, or the one where the guy is being mocked by the children for being fat bald and old, so he commands god to smite them, then your precious c*nt sends two bears down from the woods and they tear the kiddie limb from limb.
Funny that this website's title is biblically rooted. Matthew 25:32. Also funny how passionate folks can be about something they don't believe in. Why bother?
Jesus stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks
God's dck-N-Your rear Whilst You Scream The Prayer tour 2012
I really am amazed at you people. I'm not religious but I respect you if you are. Seriously to you anti-christians they don't knock bands that are anti religious. Don't knock theirs that are. Religious people... The line up does suck. don't hop on this site expecting people to agree with you. That's just stupid
cont. Everything in the Bible has been proven wrong by science = said by an idiot. Jesus is my lord... go die in a pit = said by hypocrite. I THINK Jesus taught love the last time I browsed a bible. which wasen't recently. So I may be wrong. but seriously get the bugs out of your asses and show some class. Stop being jerks and judgemental hypocrits
that's right, keep it in the south you christ loving gays.
anonymous 15 hours ago Well, this lineup isn't the greatest, but I still support STP. the hell does Stone Temple Pilots have to do with this?
Christians don't "mind their own business," you fcking morons. The Abrahamic faiths are blowing up the fcking world and encroaching into our lives and stealing our freedoms. We attack Christianity precisely because it will NEVER mind its own business. Shit is starting to reach Taliban proportions in the U.S. and it needs to be wiped off the face of the planet, along with Islam and Judaism. Shit is pure evil. God doesn't always win, because he doesn't exist, you goddamn neanderthals.
http://www.publicaffairs.u bc.ca/2012/04/26/analytic- thinking-can-decrease-reli gious-belief-ubc-study/ Wake up, dumbshit Christgays.
Imm gay, and want to fck jesus, fck god, and c-m all over the virgins mary...you know why? cause they dont exist..and really, who are you fooling? you want money...you want the coke and teenage poon....stay the fck out of metal
Anyone who goes to any of these shows is a retarded gay.
No hate..Christian secular music is just inherently hilarious. Reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman started a Christian rock band
What you see as "satanism" is people working to eliminate institutionalized fratricide and oppression. Religion is the flowers on your chains. We are not working to kill the flowers; we are working to remove the chains. Jesus is killing you; he is sending you to war to die.
Hi Christians! I'm not a believer but I'm a big fan of god... I mean the dudes kill streak is somewhere in the trillions! He single handedly took out caylee anthony and trayvon martin while simultaneously taking out them dunecoons in the middle east! The dude is legendary! Hahaha I'm just fcking with you, god doesn't exist.
The Bible Belt is stoked. NASCAR, fast food, burnt out gas stations, meth, anti-abortion billboards, Baptist churches, pregnant at 15, Type-2 Diabetes, "Heritage Not Hate" bumper stickers, Mossy Oak, and voting against your interests. Amen.
This is my favorite pass time at work. Getting to see humanity defecate all over itself with hate. You all made my day. Thanks jesus
one of the worst lineups theyve had. wheres the mathcore4christ?
1 Corinthians Verse 18- The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corinthians 666: the message of the cross is foolishness, period. It is a fraud intended to keep you from blind to the true beauty of truth, a false love in place of true love, a false happiness in place of true happiness. It is for to send you to war, to keep rich people rich, and poor people poor.
Over what? Words in a book, written by an ancient people still afraid of the dark, and of magick.
You are all foolish. The chains you speak of are those that are tight around your own wrists. Jesus Christ saves those from the weight of their sins and selfish ambitions. Without him, you are nothing. With every slanderous word you speak against him, you are damning yourself to an infinite death, each being more painful than the last. Don't turn your backs on the hand that provides you life.
To say that all our ambitions, no matter how selfless, must be selfish just because they are devoid of faith is prejudiced. Are you so blind to the glory of all that has been created in the 99% of countries & civilizations where Jesus Christ is just another fairy tale? We deserved better from you than to be looked down upon as the "unsaved". Hell has room for good pagans, they are given eternal life free of god. But science has no special afterlife just for Christians.
^^ "you are damning yourself to an infinite death" of course death is infinite you butt dumpling. good thing we have something called science, that will hopefully keep my jaded ass alive or keep me cryogenically preserved to troll websites in the next millenium
I didn't say that every selfish ambition is only self because it is devoid of faith. They are selfish because your faith is in the wrong foundation. If any Christians have ever looked down there noses at you, I truely am deeply apologize because they are not an example of what Christianity is about. Christians are suppose to be love and kindness and an example of Jesus and anyone that isn't that, and calls themselves a christian, really are'nt christians.
And as for science, can you explain the instant miraculous healings of cancer, HIV'S and broken bones? If science hasn't figured out how to do that, then why does it continue to happen everyday, even in the 99% of countries that think Jesus Christ is "just another fairy tale"?
^You dumbshit, science has demonstrated that the incidence of "miraculous" healing among Christians is no more frequent than randomness. Meaning it's a fluke. You've been suckered in by wingnuts picking and choosing rare medical flukes. So fcking sad. It's 2012 yet you live in the Bronze Age. Stop watching the 700 Club.
let's solve the whole religion thing, right here, right now, on a lambgoat news comment thread
Really? A medical fluke? so we supposedly know exactly when a medical fluke happens? Right. just like you know the exact time humanity will be whipped from existance and what day you will die. That's just science making excuses for things they can't explain.
Good prevails over evil always has and always will...JESUS will make satan his bitch...
Christians preach peace and love and tolerance... till them goddamn queers start trying to git married! marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman in the eyes of GAWD! All gays will born in hell, praise jesus! <<< this is what yer brothers in Christ preach down here where I'm from... gods country.
anonymous5 hours ago let's solve the whole religion thing, right here, right now, on a lambgoat news comment thread ^^^ hahahahahahahahaha. This is the best comment I've ever read.
lol @ all the religious history scholars here. stop getting your history from fcking hollywood movies. makes me ashamed to be an atheist because im lumped in with you idiot.
i'm pretty sure it was cool to prove how badass of an atheist you were in the 9th grade. Grow the fck up children. I'm not christian, and this is a shitty tour.
the message is perfect, it's the people delivering it that mess it up
Has LG always been the gayest thing since jesus, or did I just suddenly wake up this morning a crotchety old bastard who's grown out of touch.
stoked to go and prey on little christian girls who give up the b-hole on the first night.
youth group kids will be stoked...until some bro during demon hunter beats them down
You athiests sure spend alot of time talking about christians for someone that believes the world and everything here just magically happened and came into existence from nothing. You can talk to me and I'll personally tell you all about Jesus, the savior of the world.
^^^ He's doing a pretty shitty job at saving the world.
this tour is blasphemy because god hates gays and gay bands
People who care so much about other people's beliefs<<<< Seriously??? Do you have nothing better to think about? Worry about your own shit, you queefs.
im glad all you 17 year old kids commented on the bands...lol you wont even be listening to metalcore in 9 months from now...so put on your terror shirt, live for now, xxx for life, lol yeah thats cool stuff. make sure you part your hair and wear those tight jeans. they look good with your little bean pole legs. you all are guppies.
all you christians out there...there is no use trying to reason with others who hate christ...they have already made up there minds...you wont do anything, christ is the only one who will change them, if he chooses. so dont argue.
We're the only ones who can change us, not some carpenter ironically staked to a wooden cross. Wake the fck up
LoydChristmas2 days ago anonymous 15 hours ago Well, this lineup isn't the greatest, but I still support STP. the hell does Stone Temple Pilots have to do with this? Loyd Christmas with the win! Lol
anonymous 1 day ago You athiests sure spend alot of time talking about christians for someone that believes the world and everything here just magically happened and came into existence from nothing. You can talk to me and I'll personally tell you all about Jesus, the savior of the world. --------------- Yeah and "god" just magically wanted to create life one day after he was tired of dcking around in heaven...
Funny because you base your whole beliefs and lives around fcking fairy tales that could've been written or edited by anyone. fck religion.
The Best thing about religious people is their naivity. Between the Christian god, Muslim god, Buddha, and the thousands of other deities that have been worshipped in various global cultures since the existence of the notion I pose this question: What resounding proof do you have as an individual; where at some point did "God" say "fck those other guys, worship Me. I'm the right God"?
jesus clowns hate gays, but yet they shed every inch of their love and devotion to a dude....sounds like a sure fire recipe for a CSI Miami episode....and Horatio Caine says........ "looks like somebody brushed their teeth with a penis" *sunglasses on* YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! !
One thing i have noticed is that jesus kids are the most dishonest liars there is. they steal, they rob each others banks, and they are always looking for ways to whore out their female fans. weve played several shows with the G.C. and its clear that their singer is only in it because he thinks he can make money and get famous. he is one of the most immoral people i have ever met, and i cant believe that the christian crowd hasnt caught on to it yet.
anonymous 2 days ago anonymous5 hours ago let's solve the whole religion thing, right here, right now, on a lambgoat news comment thread ^^^ hahahahahahahahaha. This is the best comment I've ever read. i also laughed in an out loud fashion at this.
There is a huge revival happening in nyc right now, every week I see kids lined up around the block to go to church! Who ever would have thought especially in this city a church would be filling to capacity every service, 6 services a day! With this I say dint forget about us and not have a date in the city again this year. People are desperately seeking this message and this god so let's bring it here to them
"I am the First and the Last; there is no other God. Isaiah 44:6
"You shall have no other gods before me." Exodus 20:3
As for all the corrupt preachers: "For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds." 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
Also: "But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed. And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep." 2 Peter 2:1-3
Don't let one spoiled egg spoil the other eleven.
Why is everyone suddenly needing help from God? Because it's the same people that said "Be a good Christian, put me in charge of your country, and I will do His work" who robbed your country blind. We are saying "See what injustice your ignorance has wrought upon yourselves, let us help you to free yourselves from this oppression." Did you know you can be beheaded for being Christian in Saudi Arabia? But there is much money to be made, and your faith puts people where they need to be to make it.
The bible is real, truthful and accurate. "Science" has fallen flat on it's face every time it tries to prove otherwise. http://www.shenessex.heart land.net/kyfr/bibletru.htm
Yes, that does happen and yes it is wrong, but don't be so easily fooled. Many will disquise themselves as good and rob you blind. The same people that scorn you for your ignorance are no holier than those that robbed you. Though it is true, you should never be swayed so easily, you should never be punished for it. those that punish you are WRONG.
You should still learn from your mistakes. A slap on the hand is much more mild that a whip on your back. those with the whip are not righteous because there hearts are more black than the theives for such cruel punishments. But those that try to help you see the error of your ways are righteous. Don't get the two confused.
As far as beheadings in Saudi Arabia: "In fact, all those desiring to live with godly devotion in association with Christ Jesus will also be persecuted." 2 Timothy 3:12 "Happy are those who have been persecuted for righteousness' sake, since the kingdom of the heavens belongs to them." Matthew 5:10-12
@duckduckfootloose No one makes people go to Saudi Arabia and be a christian. The religious leaders of the church to send people to war and allow them to die. They themselves sign the contract than may end their own lives. They go and preach and share with those that havent heard of Jesus solely because they want to. No one else makes that decision for them.
@duckduckfootloose No one makes people go to Saudi Arabia and be a christian. The religious leaders of the church don't send people to war and allow them to die. They themselves sign the contract than may end their own lives. They go and preach and share with those that havent heard of Jesus solely because they want to. No one else makes that decision for them.
Just saying, your Christian leaders take their power and take your money, then use it to do deals with those that persecute your word. Why do you believe them when they tell you how to live your life? It is actually their tool for your oppression. How can the bible be truth when you have already stopped eating pork, fish on Fridays, and stoning women for not being virgins on their wedding night?
@duckduckfootloose Those are prime examples of the false prophets the bible speaks of. Leaders are made leaders to prevent things like that from happening, and those "leaders" that partake in them are sure to be destroyed.
Hey c-ck sucking athiests! Ohh does that make you angry that actually you have no scientific evidence there is no God. You ignorant pssy. YOur evidence is only based off of other theories...read a book.
@duckduckfootloose The church I attend and have attended since birth is a Pentecostal Church (First Assembly of God) which is a denomination that believes in a personal relationship with God. We eat pork. We fish whenever we want to and I can personally say that even though not being a virgin until marriage is frowned upon, we don't stone people. Those are all outdated practices.
"Hey c-ck sucking athiests! Ohh does that make you angry that actually you have no scientific evidence there is no God. You ignorant pssy. YOur evidence is only based off of other theories...read a book." You're a prime example of christians SHOULD'NT act. Get some sense and if you dare call yourself a christian, think before posting anything like this garbage.
@duckduckfootloose Preachers don't tell you how to live your life, God does that. Preachers are suppose to interpret the Bible how God intended for it be, and just project it to an audience. The Bible says don't kill, You don't kill. The bible says don't be lustful after women, you don't be lustful after women. It's that simple.
@duckduckfootloose Where the corruption comes in is this; the Bible is god's word, so if the bible says give 10% of what you earn to the church, thats what God says. Sometimes preachers know that there congregation wont actully look it up, because they're too lazy, so sometimes the preacher says "the Bible says give the church 20% of your earnings."
@duckduckfootloose And when people actually see that the preacher is lying, thats where people turn away from God and blame God because they're leaders did them wrong.
@duckduckfootloose Bottom line is, the bible isnt meant to nail you down and keep you from a wonderful life, it's meant to provide boundaries from evil so that you can fully enjoy life. Also, don't turn away from God because of what one, or many, leaders have done wrong to you. They shouldn't represent the whole christian belief and it's extremely sad that they do.
^you think that will change the facts states above? Think again.
The bible isn't the truth about anything, it is proverbs and stories, written by men, mostly about just genocide, and interpreted by preachers to tell you how they want you to live your life. Thou shalt not kill only applied to jews; everyone else got the sword. I invite you to spend 10 minutes to think what your life means if the real truth is that god doesn't exist; and share that with us.
^I must decline that invitation, because my strenght is in the lord. The Bible's stories and proverbs were written to teach us how to live our lives, not control it. If that were the case, we would all be dead for disobedience to God himself. We are put on this earth to make our own choices and the bible was written kind of like a survival guide to life. Though SOME preachers bend it to there will, not all do.
Although i can't accept your offer to imagine if God didn't exist, I would like to offer this to you: What if God does exist? What if Atheism was just science's failed attempt to explain life? Just think about how infinite the universe is. Theres no way we could possibly explain everything, but I challenge you to please just imagine the face of God and him saying "Come back to me, son. Don't fall for this world's wicked ways."
Yo anybody remember when there were good christian hardcore bands? Yea that was 10 years ago, this tour blows.
You can say this line up sucks all you want. DON'T GO! Nobody cares what you think. I would rather die a christian living a good God fearing life than live like there is no God just to find out there is. If your wrong your in trouble! Which you are if you don't believe. DEMON HUNTER ROCKS!
Hundredth rules. Fight me at all dates at the snack bar, gays.
Justin in the great commission admitted to my band while we were on tour. That the whole band is a gimmick to make money. I lost all respect for them
^you're only half right. All religion is a gimmick to make money. Uh oh. To say that it is the basis of moral teaching is to say that all Christians would be immoral without it. Sucks to be you.
I'm going to suck my own dck to death forever.
I believe in god and think this tour is gay. Keep the comments coming. You guys are funny as hell
Best lineup for a show in a while. If they added For Today that would make the tour, but these are all great bands.
only bands im stoked for are Sleeping Giant and The Great Commission
I wanna see Oh Sleeper at one of these man, they are Sick
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