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Post CommentSomething about lifting a sack and stuffing an jerk or something.
these guys banned me as a myspace friend for putting the spread jerk quote in one of their status updates. too rude
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked and had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk. and on top that I'm still a virgin.
the swiss police stripped me naked while we were in the alps and had me lift my tattooed ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my tatted up asscheeks apart so they could look inside my gaping jerk
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
bigbabyhayzeus, you're a fcking idiot
yep sounds what i expected. god they look so fcking old
They stripped me naked and had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked and had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
its great to click on a thread and know the comments will be hilarious before i even read them
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
"The album was definitely a huge finger in the chronicling of the drill. The jerk dynamics and ballsack level of everyone in the band have improved much more than the previous border visit."
"the asses are more technical and spread but are also well bent over and stripped naked.""
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
metal heads with parkinson's are stoked to head bang to this
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
Most recent album has fast double bass. Could be their best release ever, but it wasn't promoted much and people slept on it.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk. this band is a fcking joke
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
8 tracks of death/grind/garbage clocking in at just over 4 seconds. Who's excited?
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
i lol'ed as soon as i read braindrill. i knew what was coming. lol
Brain what?