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Post Commentwhat a sissy, can't actually come out and say they were only wanting to play drop-A lame deathcore
I didn't see this one coming at all. Then he posted on Twitter, and I sent it in to LG. Crazy shit. Oh well.
some prefabricated Sumerian band will swipe him up.
IN TRULY SADDENED BY THIS *BELL MAN THROWS BEER IN THE RING AS I GIVE HIM TOAST, THEN STUNNER HIM AS HIS DRINKING HIS BEER*
THANK GOD lambgoat has people like you, meatflip, to help keep the news updated with absolutely necessary findings. Good to know you have him on your twitter too, everyone cares.
yeah ryaninstereo_ because eyehategod is such a great fcking band. gay fck choke on dick.
meatflips gay twitter account: http://twitter.com/jamesonlucas
Glad to see. He was a horrid excuse of a guitar player and douche. Good riddance.
hahaha another one to add to the list of band memebers to quit this terrible band which member will be next?
also, meatflips handsome face: http://twitpic.com/hk9iq
Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed Oh I'm my own grandpa I'm my own granpa It sounds funny I know, But it really is so Oh I'm my own grandpa
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
thats a shame, he excelled at chugging and being fat
THANK you for QUITTING the BAND that NO one CARES about. *scarfs burger*
He wrote everything for them, they're dead now.
So they kicked out a guitarist after the first album and now the other has left. This is too bad because both guitarists had a great sound together. What abou the new album they are suppose to record with Zeuss?
anyone thats plays in this gay genre should quit life
"Also, music is an art form and an expression of self and surroundings." is it sooooo heavy cause you're heavy?
PapHimself 2/2/2010 6:00:04 PM He wrote everything for them, they're dead now......CORRECTION Jermey wrote everything for them, you dip shit
fail at trying to sound deep like this was a meaningful life-changing choice. you quit a shitty band. i applaud you. now go back to being fat.
one step closer to breaking up. thank fcking god.
hes probably quitting to join the acacia strain.. he was supposed to be a touring member but bailed on them.
Oceano Replaces fat guitarist with Skynyrd drummer who can still play everything Mikhail did. Mikhail moves from part time to full time at Olive Garden.
pretty sure theres still something "dark" and "heavy" n their music, being the singer.
djunior 2/3/2010 12:54:56 AM Monsters and Rooks are stoked Both of those bands are amazing
i thought it read "Oceano guitarist EATS band" whoops, maybe i just needed a snack myself. haha.
whiney gay quits shit band in an obvious attempt to win back "cred"
andy shut up no one cares about your ego, ps rooks fckin blows so quit talkin bout them
well one of us is gonna have to give up Mary Swanson.....
thank god hes gone that fat fck. i bet the new album would of sounded like impending doom copy. now they can move forward with a better guitar player(s).
deadendroadz12/2/2010 6:06:41 PM Blackchapel. Haha!
Can I play guitar for you? Its me richard
6000 views makes me think lambgoat cares about this. it's not a trainwreck, move on.
DetJohnKimble 2/3/2010 12:05:25 AM Oceano Replaces fat guitarist with Skynyrd drummer who can still play everything Mikhail did. Mikhail moves from part time to full time at Olive Garden. //// LOL
Meatflip, Eyehategod IS a good band. There is no shame in being a fan of theirs.
*rock enters the ring* "CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCKK IS COOKKINNNN! *crowd cheers as the rock runs to the announcers table and gives J.R. the peoples elbow*
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*gives self the three amigos through three seperate tables*