I had to escort a guy from Iraq to Frankfort, because he was having seizures. When he got out of the hospital he went to the red light and got some Spanish hooker. There was a communication breakdown, and he couldn't get across that he wanted her to put his dong in her mouth. Instead, she just viciously dry tugged his tiny Asian wee wee. This went on for a while and after like 10 minutes he got dressed paid her and left. He was a 27yr old virgin. He’s engaged to a chick with big boobs now though
I'd spend my last f*cking dollar getting you laid in Munich. I mean that.
If LG held a dodgeball tournament, I''d pick you first for my team.
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