Hands down my dad's "famous" milkshakes. Except they weren't real milkshakes. He'd heat up a bowl of peanut butter, mix in another ingredient (usually jelly or a fruit), and that's it. You've got a Luke warm cup of milk with a giant glob of peanut butter and blueberries waiting for you at the bottom. If I was lucky he'd toss the cup in the microwave to heat the milk enough to make the peanut butter easier to mix.

you fat f*ck

you pathetic f*ck

for reasons i can't explain, when i was a kid i would sometimes eat Campbell's chicken noodle soup (the condensed stuff) right out of the can... makes me sick to think about it now

kraft mac and cheese. it tastes like plastic now that I'm a big boy, it's velveeta shells and cheese all the way sagea

Probably uncle Gunnar's meatpole.

that child was a monster. you should've killed him

oh your dad. your alcoholic dad.

webmaster 45 minutes ago for reasons i can't explain, when i was a kid i would sometimes eat Campbell's chicken noodle soup (the condensed stuff) right out of the can... makes me sick to think about it now Its just extra salty. No biggie. I'll still eat canned chicken soup straight from a can (not the condensed stuff) Mine is any kind of cheap chocolate. I never "loved" it, but I won't touch a candy bar nowadays.

yeah I've eaten cambells like that as well. i never added water to it even when I warmed it up.

Banana sandwich with mayo on white bread

Apparently its a southern thing

me and this kid would microwave hot dogs and dip them in vanilla frosting

You really wanted that dick, didn't you?

Hot dogs and vanilla frosting. Can it get any more obvious?