Because she's made up

My wife yelled at me a minute ago cause I tried to shower during a tornado warning so I guess I'm headed towards forbidden hotdog territory now too

i'm still wondering why is it every one must shart or whatever after chilli? that's weird but i haven't had a ton of chilli or eat it often.

yeah I shart after eating a few tangerines, let alone a bowl of chili and hot dog flavored water

Chili never affected my bowels like that, but i used to eat eggs they did , good ole spray paint farts

jesus ya'll are all f*cked up with IBS or something.

Sharts happen. But it shouldn't be as simple as some chili that does it to you. If i eat total trash for like a 3 day weekend...i'll be doing some controlled release farts that I know have potential to go haywire.

*sung in the tune of insane in the membrane* Insane with the bowel strains Insane with the brown stains

I've got IBS but I always shit right before bed so I think I'm good.

I hope you shit the bed on your wife