Each day is worse than the last

Inkongudunk 19 minutes ago I like to think of myself as the elon trump of lambgoat, but way more handsome and articulate. i hope so! low bar

I'm basically a cross between Frank Zappa, Steve Buscemi and Sloth from Goonies

Frank is a mix between Matthew Boyle, Daddy Long Neck, and Simple Jack

simpoo jack!

I'm a cross between yellow, fat girlfriend and Edward furlong amirite?! lol

VodkaVeins 2 days ago

Fat Ed Furlong is my midwest emo band

You can't look like your fat girlfriend. That's preposterous

Also, still gf after all these years? Embarassing. Shit or get off the jumbo pot

VodkaVeins 2 days ago

Not getting married and forming an exclusive surname club that ices out your ol' lady is the ALPHA thing to do.

Have you tried listening to pig destroyer? It will change your life

Nah I ditched that chick a long time ago but we can pretend she's still my gf if y'all want