I didn't even have to use my AK

Harness your chi, bro.

If I shove enough moon-charged crystals into my rectum will my pineal gland activate? My chakra is quivering at the thought.

You gotta get some sunshine on your asshole

Read the Tao te Ching

Have a Coke and a smile

was he the bassist in the deftones?

I'm currently reading The Last Kings of Shanghai https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/the-last-kings-of-shanghai-the-rival-jewish-dynasties-that-helped-create-modern-china/9780735224438.html

thee are no good days

I like to think of myself as the elon trump of lambgoat, but way more handsome and articulate. I also dress better and have a normal shaped torso

I also like to think of myself as a mix between Tom hardy and Daniel day Lewis. But, again, more handsome and talented

Also sorta like a gretzky meets gillis with a little bit of John candy and John lennon/legend

Basically like a Michelle Obama type figure, peppered with some bowen yang and a touch of Judy dench/Jude law

You know, like a Sam Hyde meets rahman Emanuel type fella mixed with a little steve Kerr and canelo

Oooh auto correct is racisms against rahm emanuel