I'm done with news sites, period. I wish opinion pieces (or pieces containing auxiliary verbs) were illegal.

All kids are f@gs

f*cking disgusting

lol slk

When I was about 4, I used to walk around the house with a boner. I really wish my parents wouldn't have ignored it, shame on them for not hosting a gay pre-k gloryhole

shame on me for reading that

ok where do you want me to shame on you?

can you get a rope from my stretched earlobes to my tramp stamp

Well, I guess we all are the monumentally stupid ones, it does say at the end that it's satire. The well meaning, yet moronic author accomplished their goal. I would have looked at it differently if it was posted yesterday, but whatever. Opinion pieces are still garbage, and this shows how easily you can be deceived.

lol reading is hard

Anal and ocean not included.

nobody reads the huffing paint post except you bro lol

I just wanna be a vessel of love

rick_tocchet 3 hours ago These people need to meet the firing squad they drew first blood