guarantee if you talk to 99% of the names he drops on here they would be like who the f*ck is that idiot irl

Lurk also said he has proof that xander is trind...and yet webby still responds to them as different people.

thats because he's a stinky liar who stinks and also lies.

he don't even know that cave in is playing old songs.

Yeah weak as puppy piss all around lurk. I know I said i all that shit about not f*cking with you, like being just a straight asshole to you etc. but like that f*cking snarky cannibal corpse shit comment yesterday, shit got under my skin. That's a me problem, I shouldnt let some f*cking 40 year old Dennis the menace looking who lost the genetic lottery get me hot like this but you do. Why? It's because of that shit you pulled, I handled my part on here, cleared up any confusion about what I said and didn't, but the more I think about it, it's because I sent you that dm where I blew you out of the water, you can post that if you want, I still have it. But you ran all day on the board and never responded, I waited for your response, talk it like men. I left my response as an open invite, but you ignored it. That dm wasn't just about the board. It was about him being the face of lambgoat, I mean he is right? And your attitude and all that shit. I was gonna help you out man. But now you just straight up disrespecting me and everyone on here and everyone that visits. Give me Frank's number from hatebreed, let me chop it up with him. That's a big f*cking band dude, like big. And your on here saying this shit about him. He know that? I know if I was famous like that and some dude was doing that shit I would be like nah man I'm good. You can be a fan and still kick it with them, your pictures with all these dudes and live shows etc. it's like your collecting them as trophies are some shit. When you spent the day with egg the tour package, did you just stay on your phone when your weren't interviewing them? Hide? You kick it with their crew and help load in or out? Or just get a little press badge and need crutches to hold up your ego? Do you know the touring band lifestyle? You know how much f*cking hard work and vfw halls and Sheetrock these dudes have put up with? Shits dedication, same should be the same if your doing what your doing. I go LIVE like 83 times a day, I just love all things music man, I've lived, my body sure has f*ck has. You a tourist dude, they see through it, we see through it. Own it, ask for help, you got a sweet f*cking gig, I haven't watched one episode because your general being annoys the f*cking piss out of me and have this feeling your natural body Oder and breath has hint of egg salad

youre really upset i havent facetimed you yet huh?

Hahaha Sheetrock

Aight lurk. Be like that.

whoa

"I haven't watched one episode because your general being annoys the f*cking piss out of me and have this feeling your natural body Oder and breath has hint of egg salad" i think panda speaks for all of us

I made it to the part of one episode where he said "Hi, it's Lurk from lambgoat" and I died laughing at him calling himself by username

"WHATS UP guy this is xspartan117x from halo 2 and it's time to eat my own throw up"

We need XlurkXcityX whose eggs aren't scrambled from xanax and zig zags

LurkCity did this to himself.

f*cking lol