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I would like to formally apply for lurks job.

_steelpanda_ 2/15/2022 5:36:52 PM
Got let go from the drug job because I was doing drugs on the job. So my schedule is wide open. Got all my meds, therapy etc. i do the pot. So what do I need to do, I can be at lambgoat headquarters in Jacksonville Florida by weekend, got a diabetes appointment and tattoos Thursday

simon_belmont 2/15/2022 5:39:17 PM
Lambgoat headquarters is in PA. Webmaster is Amish, his twelve kids run on a wheel to power his computer

Barbara 2/15/2022 5:41:25 PM
I think you should go diabetic pirate radio style and just put out one on your own with the same name.

carveyournamein 2/15/2022 5:41:28 PM
It's yours!

lake_flaccid 2/15/2022 5:44:40 PM
You must be at least 38 to apply for this position

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/15/2022 5:45:44 PM
yeah just start Vanflip Podcast

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/15/2022 5:45:59 PM
im not even aware of there being a podcast by that name so you should be good to go

carveyournamein 2/15/2022 5:51:02 PM
Please make sure it's an actual podcast though and not just you asking interview questions.

_steelpanda_ 2/15/2022 5:51:45 PM
Yes to everything. I'm gonna have homie start building me a schooner stat. We sail at dawn.

lurkcity 2/15/2022 5:51:55 PM
Lol good luck lololololololololololololololololol

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/15/2022 5:53:31 PM
lurk, there are history podcasts that have narrators that could put anyone to sleep. they seem like dick vitale compared to you. you know, i think half the vanflip (the bad one, not the good one that is pandas) listen to it to fall asleep like a guided meditation but just to get bored and pass out from boredom.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/15/2022 5:53:41 PM
oh and you stink like shit.

carveyournamein 2/15/2022 5:54:03 PM
And do me a favor. If you say it's going to be live, make sure it's actually live and not pre-recorded.

carveyournamein 2/15/2022 5:54:49 PM
This mother f*cker kept saying it was going to be live but it never was. Not once.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/15/2022 5:55:56 PM
he cant do a live broadcast, just listen to him on pre-recorded takes.