7 Angels 7 Plagues' 'Jhazmyne's Lullaby' receives remastering and vinyl release in new merch drop
Milwaukee, WI-based metalcore outfit 7 Angels 7 Plagues was formed in 1999 and released debut and only album, Jhazmyne's Lullaby, in 2001 prior to breaking up in 2002. Members from the band would go on to form Misery Signals, Dead To Fall, and more.
Today it was announced that the debut album has received a remaster and will be available on vinyl for the first time in a new merch drop.
Pre-order 7 Angels 7 Plagues here.
7 Angels 7 Plagues were a Milwaukee, Wisconsin based metalcore band from 1999-2002. Their 2001 LP, Jhazmyne's Lullaby, is often cited as one of the most influential albums in the genre. With its brutally heavy break downs, beautifully intricate clean passages, and a uniquely technical level of drumming, the album remains a landmark in heavy music. Some members would go on to form Misery Signals, while another went on to play in Dead to Fall.
Now, remastered for vinyl and available for the first time on wax, Bbest Records is incredibly proud to offer Jhazmyne's Lullaby in 7 different limited edition variants, officially licensed from The Orchard/Uprising Records. Additionally, two brand new merch designs accompany two updated OG classics from the vault. Available now @MerchNow.
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Post CommentLambgoat late to the game as usual . And no mention of the With Dead Hands Rising vinyl that was released today either.
jhazmyne's lullaby? that's the codename for the cia's midnight playlist they use to hypnotize marjorie taylor greene into thinking joe rogan is a hologram. hegseth out
Matt Matera here. I am a bum that drinks everyone's beers and lives with my Mother in Racine.
March 29th 2002 Every Time I Die Blood Has Been Shed 7 Angels 7 Plagues Dead To Fall Threshold Knights of Columbus Hall Arlington Heights, IL
anonymous 184 days ago Matera has enough time to do all this when he's busy referring to his ex band mates as "pedos" on the internet?
This is way different than Matt's previous Coldcuts Cashgrabs. He was doing that and he was the only one getting money. It is very obvious that Matt patched his relationship with Ryan and the Misery Signals dudes, as they have never done a joint post. When FF dropped the line up there was a 7A7P sized hole on the flyer, and martyr ad is playing the same day as that mystery guest, which is relevant cause 7A7P drummer played for them. Some smooth brain motherf*cker was all like "durrdurrdyrr that's the dumbest logic ever, 7A7P won't play Matt's too busy calling hia former band mates pedos" well clearly they have patched things up based on this 1st ever joint announcement. Now the mystery guest paired with the martyr ad billing seems like 7A7P is more of a lock for a reunion than they have been since 2006. If matt and Ryan patched it up to do this vinyl, why wouldn't they cash in and give fans what they want.
^^^Wrote a 3 part PBS special about all this dumb shit.
For all anyone knows, The Dillinger Escape Plan could be the Sunday announcement for Furnace Fest.
Motherf*ckers in the comments writing as if they were hired by the band to do PR. 😂😂😂
FURNACE FEST. YOU MEAN CRYPTO FEST. THE FEST THAT BASICALLY BULLSHITTED ALL THESE WASHED UP FGS INTO THINKING 2024 WAS GONNA BE THEIR LAST YEAR. THAT SHIT WAS ONE OF THE MOST DESPERATE, BITCH MADE CASH GRABS I'VE EVER SEEN.
Who gives a f*ck about Furnace Fest. If a reunion does happen, it'd be more fitting to have it at Hellfest.
Nothing more pathetic than HardcorexCheerleader trying to shake her can on the internet.
" anonymous 30 minutes ago Matt Matera here. I am a bum that drinks everyone's beers and lives with my Mother in Racine." Remember that shit band this motherf*cker put together after Misery Signals formed? It was a 2 member band billed as "ex 7 Angels 7 Plagues" with some scab drummer and Matt Matera playing guitar under the name Black Candy.
Regarding that big ass post about this record being a "joint thing." You must be f*cked up on bullshit. Of course it's a joint post. You think any member of this band was going to be able to re-release this shit on a label without everyone who played on the record signing off on it?
Everyone hates each other until a bunch of money is dumped on the table for a record or reunion and everything is all good and fine until that $$$ runs out. Then it's back to the bullshit,
NOT LONG AGO, MATERA WAS RUNNING AROUND TALKING HELLA SHIT ABOUT MARTIN DEFATTE FROM GUERILLA DIGITAL AND ACCUSING HIM OF HOLDING SOME OF THE DESIGN WORK HOSTAGE.
Remember when Shawn from Wings Of Scarlet started reprinting their old merchandise, then tried to get away with not sending it out because he was back on h ero in? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
End This Day hasn't gotten the vinyl treatment either.
Imagine the phone call to Johnny at Cold Cuts. "Uh, thanks for printing and selling my shirts, but 7 Angels is releasing our record on vinyl and the merch drop is going to be on MerchNow."
Never seen a band milk one record for as long as these nerds have. Vocals were always terrible and drums sounded like a bum doing drum rolls on plastic buckets.
anonymous 2 hours ago GREG EDGE IS STOKED. ——— I'm not stoked about anything anymore 😕 But Still gonna preorder though 😆
Never seen a band milk one record for as long as these nerds have. Vocals were always terrible and drums sounded like a bum doing drum rolls on plastic buckets. ^too stupid to recognize,comprehend, and appreciate all the advanced music theory and jazz integration in the drum parts. Fitting for the average lambgoater.
^^^Wrote a 3 part PBS special about all this dumb shit. Whats worse is the fact that with your reply, you somehow believe you were using your time better. You're an idiot.
" anonymous 41 minutes ago ^^^Wrote a 3 part PBS special about all this dumb shit. Whats worse is the fact that with your reply, you somehow believe you were using your time better. You're an idiot." ^BIG G/\Y.
^BIG G/\Y. You probably unironically act like Ricky Bobby in your life. That sucks because most people that know you probably can't f*cking stand you.
Yayyy 7 different colors of the same exact thing, and some terrible merch
" anonymous 1 hour ago ^BIG G/\Y. You probably unironically act like Ricky Bobby in your life. That sucks because most people that know you probably can't f*cking stand you. Who the hell is this g a y.
Mentioning Ricky Bobby when trying to insult someone is basically a compliment. .
anonymous 3 hours ago Never seen a band milk one record for as long as these nerds have. Vocals were always terrible and drums sounded like a bum doing drum rolls on plastic buckets. ^too stupid to recognize,comprehend, and appreciate all the advanced music theory and jazz integration in the drum parts. Fitting for the average lambgoater. Matt Matera = detected. How pissed were you when your drummer joined Martyr AD and the demo was better than anything 7A7P ever did? Oh and jazz sucks a fat donkey cock.
Matt Matera was the cause of more drama up in Racine/Kenosha/MKE than Mikey Adler from the MKE Message Board.
matt matera went around selling bootleg 7 angels shirts in that dumb og metalcore group. when people started receiving said shirts, they found out they were of shit quality that quickly cracked and fell off. and you already know that bum didn't send anyone a replacement.
^ Straight Edge Miguel is still crying about his youth mediums that don't fit his vegan fat ass.
Maybe that longsleeve would have been half decent if the pocket print wasn't all small and shitty.
If anyone in Chicago wants the fade let me know- Matera
So someone in Milwaukee can't make it down to Chicago for a fight? What the f*ck is this court jester shit.
Lol xmiguelx is the biggest clown that ever was in the chi scene. Dude was a homeschooled f*cking loser who is going to perpetually live off their parents/family because those are the only relationships that socially maladjusted homeschooled weirdos are capable of forming. Dude is a caricature of a person and is the most pathetically unserious man baby I've ever encountered.
How many band members in the comments raise your hands. ✋️
Lol Miguel, misery signals doesn't care enough to make fun of you. Also the misery signals ep is their worst release, so I don't know why you based your entire personality off of dream Atlantic and two stepping like a jackass.
"anonymous 4 hours ago Lol xmiguelx is the biggest clown that ever was in the chi scene. Dude was a homeschooled f*cking loser who is going to perpetually live off their parents/family because those are the only relationships that socially maladjusted homeschooled weirdos are capable of forming. Dude is a caricature of a person and is the most pathetically unserious man baby I've ever encountered." - - - I actually know who you're talking about and what you're alleging couldn't be farther from the truth. Unlike a lot of people in the "Chi-scene" (which if you actually lived in Chicago, you'd know nobody there calls it "Chi" unless you're trying to act ratchet,) that dude has held it down for the straight edge and veganism for years. Most of that scene claimed to be straight edge at one point and many people were vegan or vegetarian. So if your biggest issue with this person is the fact that he stood by what he said, sounds like you're the one who's weak.
edge breakers getting pressed in the comments. how's alcoholics anonymous working for you.
CHICAGO HARDCORE SCENE HAS HAD A HARD ON AND FASCINATION WITH XMIGUELX FOR YEARS.
Where's that fat slob Josh Gibson from Antioch? 👀 Your band sucks d ick.
I live in the Midwest and know for a fact that there was talk about xMiguelx becoming Courage Crew at one point in time.
Here's some lore for you. A buddy of mine used to work as a messenger in Chicago and said he once saw Miguel pull a baseball bat on someone in broad day light for talking shit on straight edge. A messenger from another company apparently tried to talk shit on him and Miguel almost beat this kid's brains out in front of the Merchandise Mart. I guess the kid called the messenger company that Miguel was working at and begged the owner to intervene.
Actually Bought A Couple Shirts From SxeMiguel Many Years Ago On Facebook And He Was Always Friendly. Guy Mailed My Stuff Out Usually The Same Day Or The Next.
all you little sh*t stain b*tches trying to talk sh*t on this dude were never about sh*t in real life. i literally saw that dude help more people out than anyone i ever met in that scene when I was living out in that area. that n*igga took money out of his own pocket to buy groceries for people who needed them and would let people stay at his apartment when they had no place to go. so before you little fairies keep on with the make believe bullshit, get a clue bitch.
" anonymous 18 minutes ago all you little sh*t stain b*tches trying to talk sh*t on this dude were never about sh*t in real life. i literally saw that dude help more people out than anyone i ever met in that scene when I was living out in that area. that n*igga took money out of his own pocket to buy groceries for people who needed them and would let people stay at his apartment when they had no place to go. so before you little fairies keep on with the make believe bullshit, get a clue bitch." The vocalist of a certain hardcore band from Lake County that shall not be named actually kicked one of his own boys to the curb. I guess the kid was a well known heroin addict or some shit and needed a place to stay. Word on the street is, xmiguelx let the kid stay with him while he got situated with a new job in the area when this kid's own friend had done him dirty as hell.
Chicago Hardcore Scene: More drama than an episode of Days Of Our Lives.
Remember when Brad Urban aka Chuck Burban from Indiana would hassle bands in Chicago to sell merchandise for them so he could post selfies at The Rumble and be like "Doing merch at The Rumble all day" as if the bands had actually asked him to help out when he was out there trying to finesse they ass. 😂
work 20 years for this website and still type band names incorrectly. give it up.
Matera played on two 7 Angels records and one Dead To Fall record. Misery Signals released four records, an EP, a couple of live recordings and toured locally and internationally since their inception. All while Matera lived with his little Mommy in Racine.
Ain't nobody give a f*ck about what Fggtera has been doing. Went behind the back's of his former band mates and sold shitty bootlegs until the rest of 7 Angels found out about it.
lol Chris stayed with you for like two days and told me that he had to leave because he thought you were a serial killer. Miguel everyone hates you. Just kill yourself already.
Miguel writing a bunch of comments pretending to be people sticking up for him is peak loser hahahaha
So if your biggest issue with this person is the fact that he stood by what he said, sounds like you're the one who's weak Looks like someones weird mommy issues/homeschooling induced narcissistic personality disorder wrote this post. This is what it looks like when a narc gets their ego shattered publically. They literally detach from reality and spit out their own propaganda.
all you little sh*t stain b*tches trying to talk sh*t on this dude were never about sh*t in real life. i literally saw miguel help more people out than anyone i ever met in that scene when I was living out in that area. that n*igga took out 16 mortgage loans to arm Ukraine in 2022. In 2009 when my grandma had cancer Miguel literally enrolled in medical school and graduated in a record 6 months. He removed her cancer probono. So before you run your mouth about xmiguelx, remember when he literally gave a homeless person his house and all of his posessions. so before you little fairies keep on with the make believe bullshit, get a clue bitch.
Dang LG deleted my comment. Miguel this is the certain vocalist from Lake County you are running your mouth about. Hit me up on instagram so we can set up a meeting.
All this drummed up hype and no Hellfest or Furnace Fest announcement.
Yall are on some shit making fun of Miguel. Did you know he tried to stop Jesus from getting crucified but when he found out that poser was actually turning water into wine he helped crucify him. f*ck an edge breaker bro. Miguel stands up for that shit. Bike messenger beatdown!
Been going to shows in the Illinois and Indiana region for 10 years and the hard on that certain people have for this guy is insane. I'm all about a good shit talk, but sooner or later it just gets excessive. Someone said something about this guy getting his ass kicked at a show and how the guy was banned and etc etc etc.
I was at the show referenced and none of what was said is accurate. The whole thing started because two chicks got offended about a joke the guy made. One of the bands went on and after their set was done, they said something to another chick and she made a scene inside the venue. The guy explained himself and everything was fine until this chick decided to create an issue. Some people inside the venue tried to virtue signal including one of the dude's the guy had just hate moshed on during the band's set and the guy was like this is retarded and turned to go outside. The dude that got hate moshed was apparently still salty about it and he swung on the guy after he had turned around and was heading outside. There was no ass beating and nobody got jumped. A couple of the guy's friends from Indiana went back into the venue and told the dude who swung on the guy that if whatever just happened wasn't over, they were going to start shooting people.
Since the incident occurred, I've seen the guy at a handful of shows and nothing has ever happened. I talked to a couple people involved including the guy and he said the reason he didn't fight in the venue was because he didn't want the venue getting shutdown. So if you're going to tell a story about anybody, at least tell it verbatim.
Motherf*ckers out here trying to catch a charge and a criminal record for settling internet beef. You people are actually retarded.
All of you hating on Matt the real piece of shit in MKE is Shawn Page ex Wings of Scarlet…. Scene guy turns Nazi/MKE Outlaw…… Gets addicted to needles in his arm. After nearly getting his ass owed by MKE Outlaws joins BLM. Now he is currently talking about killing Trump supporters on the internet surrounded by thugs in his photos
"anonymous 33 minutes ago All of you hating on Matt the real piece of shit in MKE is Shawn Page ex Wings of Scarlet…. Scene guy turns Nazi/MKE Outlaw…… Gets addicted to needles in his arm. After nearly getting his ass owed by MKE Outlaws joins BLM. Now he is currently talking about killing Trump supporters on the internet surrounded by thugs in his photos" The Midwest scene has a selective memory. They forgot about about Shawn Page that ffgt Zach Dear from Expire. You know the one who admitted to violently r*ping chicks from the Midwest.
f*ck Mykey Adler too. There was an IG post just last week where Alder was re-working the artwork from Wing's Of Scarlet's Before The Great Collapse. That label Tarnished Records is allegedly releasing it on vinyl soon.
Mykey Adler was toxic for the scene… Didntthathurt is missed RIP… He was fake and ran his mouth about everyone behind their backs
SO YOU'VE GOT AN ACTUAL NAZI/WP/HEROIN ADDICT, SOMEONE THAT ADMITTED TO VIOLENTLY r*pinG PEOPLE, YET YOU THINK THE PERSON TO CANCEL IS SOME STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN DUDE IN CHICAGO OVER A JOKE THAT WAS MADE. THAT'S RICH. 🤡🤡🤡
Well… since we're all reworking albums can someone get Forever is Forgotten done
When that last show at Shorewood Legion Hall happened, WOS played a 3 song reunion. As soon as the show ended, Shawn f*cked over one of the main people helping out the show. I'm not gonna name names, but if you had anything to do with the scene out here, you know exactly who I'm referring to.
Nehemiah's The Asphyxiation Process and With Dead Hands Rising both had recent vinyl releases.
Remember that one chick who claimed she had been roofied at a show for attention? Didn't think so.
Andy ex Amora Savant was HUGE in promoting MKE and other Midwest bands. Nothing but love for him. On the flip side POS's like Shawn. Didn't like him at all
Art Henke taking Coma Eternals money and leaving the state when he was promoting shows at that 726 place.
I hope Miguel's mom takes his computer away. So he can stop pretending to be multiple people on lambgoat
"anonymous 15 minutes ago Andy ex Amora Savant was HUGE in promoting MKE and other Midwest bands. Nothing but love for him. On the flip side POS's like Shawn. Didn't like him at all." Andy Parmann, Baxter and Steve Roche regularly contributed to the scene in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin kids fighting each other because they repped different area codes.
Seen someone talking trash about Jared Logan. Hope it wasn't the drummer from FIF that had to have all his kick drum hits done with a mic and finger taps… Dead to Falls drum parts copy paste because he couldn't play drums
Hey guys. Eric P here. I go to work and take selfies in the bathroom with my safety vest on. Uh oh. Gotta go. Supervisor's coming. Love ya.
Could be worse. Could be a straight edge bike messenger with a mushroom haircut that got expelled from the music scene he based his entire life around because he hits on underage girls.
Sounds like the above poster really has a thing for other dudes. You gonna propose to him soon or what the deal?
anonymous 1 hour ago Could be worse. Could be a straight edge bike messenger with a mushroom haircut that got expelled from the music scene he based his entire life around because he hits on underage girls. Now I know you're full of shit. I don't even f*ck with the dude like that, but you come on here saying this dude was expelled and banned from the scene, yet I seen this dude at various shows all over Chicago. Harms Way and Terror at Subt Nobody said shit to this dude and I even seen him talking to Shane Merrill and Jim Grimes on North Ave. Or perhaps you think those dudes would lie to you and claim it never happened. Eighteen Visions at Reggies The Juliana Theory at Subt Bleeding Through, Dead To Fall, and Too Pure To Die at Bottom Lounge Seen this dude talking to a bunch of people including Andy Parmann and other people from the Milwaukee and Chicago scene. Looked like everyone was laughing and chopping it up.
(CONTINUED) Misery Signals and For The Fallen Dreams at Avondale Music Hall Zao at Reggies Literally seen this dude wearing a Cannibal Corpse long sleeve and talking to a bunch of different people including Shane Merrill. But keep on making shit up.
" anonymous 3 hours ago Seen someone talking trash about Jared Logan. Hope it wasn't the drummer from FIF that had to have all his kick drum hits done with a mic and finger taps… Dead to Falls drum parts copy paste because he couldn't play drums" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
" anonymous 5 hours ago All of you hating on Matt the real piece of shit in MKE is Shawn Page ex Wings of Scarlet…. Scene guy turns Nazi/MKE Outlaw…… Gets addicted to needles in his arm. After nearly getting his ass owed by MKE Outlaws joins BLM. Now he is currently talking about killing Trump supporters on the internet surrounded by thugs in his photos" Lori "My Dick Is Bigger Than The Italians" Lightfoot checking in. Ex Chicago Mayor. I will be signing Wings Of Scarlet to my new label.
Came for the angels (vinyl), stayed for the plagues (drama).
Yo how many of them bitches from "The Connection" aka Chicago/MKE/NWI scene are known OnlyFans drama queens. These bitches be lying on everybody. I remember this one time I overheard a couple of them at Cobra Lounge after one bitch got broken up with and she told her homies that her ex got with another bitch in a steady relationship and how she's gonna go off and say he beat her so the relationship will end soon.
"Seen this dude talking to a bunch of people including Andy Parmann and other people from the Milwaukee and Chicago scene. Looked like everyone was laughing and chopping it up." lol Miguel stop pretending to be a person sticking up for you. You really think anyone believes this bullshit? You are such an insane person. It's f*cking sad. All the people you named, have made fun of you and talked about how f*cking strange you are. You need to stop name dropping like you are friends with these people when you have never hung out with any of them outside of a show. It's so f*cking strange. You need to get a life
Miguel aren't bike messengers supposed to be skinny? How do you keep your tits so huge while riding on your little bike all day delivering packages to people with real jobs? Just saw you in that CTA reel crying that it's too dirty for you. Fattttt
"anonymous 2 hours ago Miguel aren't bike messengers supposed to be skinny? How do you keep your tits so huge while riding on your little bike all day delivering packages to people with real jobs? Just saw you in that CTA reel crying that it's too dirty for you. Fattttt" Dude lives rent free in this posters head. #mental
EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION WAITING IN LINE, TRYING TO GARGLE THIS DUDE'S BALLS.
Eric P, Matt M, and Sam C furiously jerking each other off in anticipation as they think about Miguel. Get a room you fruits.
Miguel still pretending to be multiple people. Nobody likes you dude. Even the people you tried to name drop are mocking you. Fat f*ck
Miguel, is speaking in all caps and lower caps and is trying to decipher that they are different individuals coming to his aide. When it is Miguel posting these nasty and tasteless comments about people who he doesn't know.
people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know people who he doesn't know
If the 7 Angels 7 Plagues/Misery Signals drama is now over, the material from that split with Liar that never came out should be released.
Miguel: I go to shows all the time, like all of these shows that happened 5 years ago.
Has anyone actually seen Matt Fggtera recently? This bum looks like he works a part time gig in the Whole Body section of Whole Foods while protesting for Ukraine on weekends.
whoever just said mis sigs played Chicago 5 years ago is retarded. That shit was last summer.
Miguel is your occupation on Facebook still "merch guy for drowning"
Before you got your ass beat in Indy. You haven't been to a single show. Nobody has seen your fat ass
If you weren't so scared you would stop pretending to be other people and just say it yourself. Go to the rumble this year. I'll bet 500 you won't go
"anonymous 2 minutes ago Has anyone actually seen Matt Fggtera recently? This bum looks like he works a part time gig in the Whole Body section of Whole Foods while protesting for Ukraine on weekends." Lol excuse me sir, do you have any more eggs in the back?
anonymous 3 minutes ago Before you got your ass beat in Indy. You haven't been to a single show. Nobody has seen your fat ass Somebody already posted a detailed account of whatever happened at that "Indy" show about 500 comments ago, so we all know you're full of it. P.s. I wouldn't call a cheap shot after someone has turned around to exit the venue an "ass beating". You people are obsessed.
The only person that says it was a cheap shot is Miguel. Dead giveaway. You haven't shown your fat face since
People thinking it's this miguel character doing all the posting as if those 3 individuals haven't pissed off enough people to actually have enemies in the comment section of some shit news tidbit
This comment section proves that none of you mental midgets ever progressed past high school.
Eric and xMiguelx just need to go to Pita Inn on a mandate and work out their relationship issues.
miguel where is my doordash? get on your bike and get moving
Do any of you little ghost actually work? Or do you sit on your tablets and talk shit all day.
Fun Fact: All these motherf*ckers used to be friends or used to be friendly with each other at one point in time. LOL!
I'd love to hear a re-recorded and mixed by Buster version of this album
Everyone mentioned in the comment section needs to go on The Jerry Springer Show. Or you know Maury.
Here's my 2 cents. Why would anyone make up a story about seeing someone at a show. Shane and Jim have been involved in Chicago hardcore for years. I'm sure they never liked everyone they ever sold a ticket to, but do you actually believe it's within their nature to lie about who's been at their shows. Jesus f*cking Christ.
"lol Chris stayed with you for like two days and told me that he had to leave because he thought you were a serial killer." Heard old boy was told to leave after he got caught with a needle in his arm.
Eric from Dead On was one of the biggest scumbags from the scene in Chiraq. Remind me again why your band suddenly broke up.
When's the last time any of these losers lifted sheetrock.
Holy shit this is hilariousForget this is hardcore, Hellfest, Furnace Fest or the rumble. I'd pay to see everyone involved bitch each other out on the internet.
Remember when Eric booked Drowning and they ghosted him on the show? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Chicago hardcore has been seen as the weakest link for years. From the chick that fake accuse people, to these washed up cucks, it's no wonder that area of the US has been the decline.
Look at the some of the other larger scenes in hardcore and they've got festivals and shows that are thriving. California: Sound and Fury and For The Children New Jersey: Hellfest Philadelphia: This Is Hardcore Florida: FYA Illinois: The Rumble Fest in a parking lot
" anonymous 2 hours ago Miguel: I go to shows all the time, like all of these shows that happened 5 years ago." Literally seen dude at the following shows so YOU'RE bullshittin. Terror in 2018, Eighteen Visions in 2022, Bleeding Through, Dead To Fall, Too Pure To Die in 2023, Zao in 2023, The Juliana Theory in 2024, Misery Signals, For The Fallen Dreams in 2024, and Oceano in 2024
Pretty ironic that the Indiana scene tried to cancel someone from Chicago but were kissing AJ's ass up and down and all around. AJTAWRECK has a young ass girl playing bass in Facewreck and there are multiple posts that can be found in the Pittsburgh subReddit where countless people came across an old ass website where AJ said stuff like "Black chicks dig r/a/p/e".
Coupla years ago there was a comment that Eric made where he bragged about him and his friends trying to f*ck girls in cars outside the Pardigm Cafe during shows in Round Lake Illinois
Anyone else enjoying Eric and Miguel's decade-old beef play out in the dying embers of the Lambgoat comments section? I am. Keep up the posting boys.
"Tell me again why your band suddenly broke up" There were two final shows. One in Kenosha and one in Chicago. After that, moved to florida to go to school. That's why the band ended. And the comment about trying to sleep with chicks at the paradigm. That is 100% horse shit. The only story that is remotely close to that is when one of the bands we played withs mom showed up to the show and was trying to get clapped by our bassist. You weren't involved in the scene bubba. You have 0 clue about anything that happened.
Gonna start a GOOfundme so these boys can spend a romantic evening eating falafel.
" anonymous 14 minutes ago Anyone else enjoying Eric and Miguel's decade-old beef play out in the dying embers of the Lambgoat comments section? I am. Keep up the posting boys." Ask me about the time these two played a show together at a church.
Hotel motel holiday innnnnnn We at the hotel motel holiday in
Good-lord xMiguelx, you are the only person dumb and boring enough to continuously out themselves on the web with niche Midwest hardcore knowledge that no one else cares about. Remember doing the same thing on B9 and having it verified by mods that all the Good-Dude-Backed-Hard Miguel posts came from the same IP? I wish you weren't banned from Yelp so I could continue reading more reviews that out yourself demanding refunds from Little Cesars because their sauce isn't vegan or because Chicago Diner staff took a cig break next to you (because you don't want to tip and eat on the sad-man bench outside). Go outside. Start a new hobby or something.
Miguel, if you don't eat eggs, why are you egg shaped? Explain please.
Damn…these freaks out here obsessed with another dude…all ghey and shit.
2025 predictions included flying cars. Instead it's a bunch of grown ass men from a state nobody gives a flying f*ck about talking shit on LG.
Posters saying this dude is boring but secretly wondering what he did today or yesterday or the day before that.
anonymous 2 hours ago Little Cesars You people in Illinois don't know how to spell 'Little Caesar's' huh. Must be too busy burning Tesla's and abolishing the police.
Found the part time service worker who thinks a 20% auto gratuity should be applied to take out orders. Joe Biden trained you well.
People in Chicago talking shit while their residents move to red states and businesses closed left and right. Bunch of triple vaccinated and boosted liberals that say trust the science but can't tell you the difference between a biological male and female.
" you are the only person dumb and boring enough to continuously out themselves" Out themselves. Do you people actually know how to speak?
Miguel if your not nice to me I'm going to fart in your moms pussy and give her an infection
Someone already did fart in his mom's pussy. That's how Miguel was created. He is the product of a pussy fart birth.
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" Start a new hobby or something." LMFAO!!! While they try and stalk dude.
" Start a new hobby or something." "LMFAO!!! While they try and stalk dude." lol we are stalking him? This guy has literally kept track of our entire existence. All I know about him is he got beat up for saying sexual things to girls at a show and hasn't been to a show in Chicago or Indy since and that's how it will stay.
I'm sorry, I am a f*cking idiot and I do just care about the scene. It has changed a lot since I came into it, 25 years ago. At some point, you all were in my lives and it f*cks me up that I'm hardly welcome anymore. I've become a laughing stock. Eric—we used to be boys, what happened? I loved Dead On and I moshed hard as f*ck for you. Can we squash it? Josh—you're not so bad. And you're friends with the big dawgs that I love and respect. I'll quit with the games. XMiguelX
P.s. I know I can't take back all I've posted about everyone but I forgive you and maybe we can "start again, go back to what it meant back then"
Dude has literally been seen at a handful of shows in Chicago and Indiana over the last few years. TF you mean. Don't stoppppppp believinnnnnnnn.
Nah, they are right. I'm an asshole. I can't hold my head high and I burned so many bridges in this place I called home. I just want to enjoy music again, have my community. I have a learning challenge and my brain isn't right. I know I seem goofy. It is what it is. Pls don't fight me. XMiguelX
anonymous 2 hours ago " Start a new hobby or something." "LMFAO!!! While they try and stalk dude." lol we are stalking him? This guy has literally kept track of our entire existence. All I know about him is he got beat up for saying sexual things to girls at a show and hasn't been to a show in Chicago or Indy since and that's how it will stay. Since you claim to know what this person said at that "Indy show" why don't you drop that tea seeing as you know so much about dude. Cuz the way you sound, sounds like you wanna suck em off.
3 or 4 people in the comments making shit up like always.
Yo, let it ride. I killed the beef. I'll see you all at the next Merrill show. We can hug or we can thug. That's on them. XMiguelX
lol let's live in the weird world of denying ourselves that this isn't Miguel defending Miguel, but it's instead Miguel's stalker who monitors who he has exchanges with at various metalcore shows. I like this version.
This shit is hilarious. People pretending to be dude in the comments, but then doubting anyone that says anything positive about old boy.
Everyone talking bs, making the guy even more famous than before.
This entire post reads like The Truman Show, only it's the xMiguelx show.
Everyone be like oh it's him it's him that might be him and shiii
I know you're right that people are impersonating Miguel because Miguel wouldn't want this thread to end. It's his only way to derive life purpose.
No, I want this over with. I want to go to shows without having to watch my back. Leave it alone. Fr, I'm sorry. XMiguelX
Imagine being xMiguelx's parents. The shame. Wanted my son to grow up and follow his dreams and he became a Chicago Hardcore internet heel.
Vegans kill beef now. We know THIS would never happen. 😂
Cause I'm xMiguelx, Yes I'm The Real xMiguelx All You Other xMiguelx's Are Just Imitating So Won't The Real xMiguelx Please Stand Up Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up Cause I'm xMiguelx Yes I'm The Real xMiguelx All You Other xMiguelx's Are Just Imitating So Won't The Real xMiguelx Please Stand Up Please Stand Up, Please Stand Up
Everyone in this bitch sounding high key jelly that they're not talked about as often as this dude.
If you think anyone's opinion from the Chicago scene actually matters, you're more of a crackup than any of the comments posted here. You've got a handful of venues left, a collection of endless bands that never tour, built from previously recycled members of bands that never toured and people chasing clout on the very same platform you all love to hate such as Twitter.
More and more restaurants and businesses are closing in your demorat city and half of you shitheads want to defund the police but are the first ones picking up that phone whenever someone looks at you out in public.
Your fake OnlyFan's hoes post for endless validation and wonder why nobody uses your name and the word respect in the same sentence. Your p ussy pink wearing they/them dudes can't even figure which gender they are when they're not busy asking you for your not so premium content.
I love this random dude having a republican meltdown in the comments. Nobody cares dude, stfu.
Dog. Nobody has brought up gender. You are so obsessed with dongs. Step out of the closet and embrace the new you.
People in this bitch be like yeahhhhhh, we hate this dude….then be talking about dude for 6 days straight. Lol.
7 AnGOO 7 Plagues 7 Angels 7 PlaGOO Jhazmyne's GOO Until the Day Breathes and the GOO Flee
One person literally being talked about more than the band in the announcement. 😂
" anonymous 18 minutes ago Dog. Nobody has brought up gender. You are so obsessed with dongs. Step out of the closet and embrace the new you." Yes, you are a shlob.
95% of the chumps in these comments never accomplished shit aside from whatever they thought they accomplished in the scene. When the real world comes a calling, and you're quitting jobs and getting fired for going on 2-3 tour dates where you're playing for gas, come back here and tell us how it all went down.
95% of the chumps in these comments never accomplished shit aside from whatever they thought they accomplished in the scene. When the real world comes a calling, and you're quitting jobs and getting fired for going on 2-3 tour dates where you're playing for gas, come back here and tell us how it all went down. Lol who are you even talking about?
xMiguelx really outdone himself on this spectacle of a thread. 200+ posts deep and he's still inventing personalities to vouch for himself and talk shit that makes no sense. Hope your 6 days of relevance in a Lambgoat comment section has been fulfilling. We will be sure to put this on your epitaph. Real incel shit.
I'll pay LG to show the IP for the comments supporting Miguel. I bet my life it's alllll the same IP
"anonymous 20 hours ago anonymous 2 hours ago " Start a new hobby or something." "LMFAO!!! While they try and stalk dude." This comment aged well.
You say dude hasn't been to a show recently. Commenters confirmed they'd seen him around. You say dude sucks and all that shit. You talk about the dude for a week. lol
I don't give a damn who this person is or what he/she/whoever did, but it's clear ya all haven't gotten over him. Perhaps flowers and a card? 😂
Everyone be at work all distracted and shiiii. Boss man walks in. "What the f*ck have you been doing all day?!?!?" Sorry sir.
Mod! I'll send 100 bucks to show the IP and prove it's Miguel
"anonymous 7 minutes ago Mod! I'll send 100 bucks to show the IP and prove it's Miguel" Ain't nobody doing shit for $100. Where's that $500 you bet saying he wouldn't be at the Rumble?
Where's that Monopoly Community Chest when you need it.
Do any of you weetahds actually work? Or do you sit on your tablets talking dog shit all day?
Gonna donate a gift card so the aforementioned can enjoy a night filled with love, life and falafel.
"anonymous 0 seconds ago Gonna donate a gift card so the aforementioned can enjoy a night filled with love, life and falafel." Broke bitch activities.
People used to hate this guy because he liked UNDO TOMORROW.
Never seen a post with this many comments. Well done you lames.
-Insert that Spiderman meme where everyone's pointing at each other-
Not gonna tell anyone how I know this, but I've got some news for ya. Guy hasn't been a messenger for awhile now.
Miguel should ride this lightning and start a 7 Angels tribute act. Maybe he can enlist Matera since he ain't done shit since this record came out anyways.
"anonymous 15 minutes ago Miguel should ride this lightning and start a 7 Angels tribute act. Maybe he can enlist Matera since he ain't done shit since this record came out anyways." This is the greatest and best song in the world. Tribute. Long time ago, me and my brother Matt here We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon In the middle of the road And he said, "Play the best song in the world Or I'll eat your soul Well, me and Matt we looked at each other And we each said, "Okay" And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be The best song in the world, it was the best song in the world
"dO yOu PeOpLe HaVe jObS?!" Yeah and my job has an office and a computer my boy. I'm getting paid to troll. It's stupendous
Hey guys I have a youth medium too pure to die shirt for sale. I can't fit in it anymore because my amazing vegan diet has helped me tack on 200lbs of pure body fat. $300 obo.
"anonymous 1 hour ago Hey guys I have a youth medium too pure to die shirt for sale. I can't fit in it anymore because my amazing vegan diet has helped me tack on 200lbs of pure body fat. $300 obo." He sold a Cries Of The Past hoodie for $1000 last summer. Keep bitchin.
"anonymous 3 minutes ago "anonymous 1 hour ago Hey guys I have a youth medium too pure to die shirt for sale. I can't fit in it anymore because my amazing vegan diet has helped me tack on 200lbs of pure body fat. $300 obo." He sold a Cries Of The Past hoodie for $1000 last summer. Keep bitchin." I actually remember this. Every "collector" was presssssseddddddd.
Everyone getting off work being like "I wonder if any new comments were made" lookin ass.
"anonymous 1 hour ago Hey guys I have a youth medium too pure to die shirt for sale. I can't fit in it anymore because my amazing vegan diet has helped me tack on 200lbs of pure body fat. $300 obo." This comment brought to you by someone weighing at least 250 pounds.
lol it's amazing you think we don't know all of these comments are you pretending to be other people. If you it's not Miguel, then say your name. I bet nobody will say their name because I haven't met one person that backs that dude. Not a single person.
"There needs to be a documentary about xMiguelx." Two hours of him in front of a screen rehashing 2000's midwest hardcore drama, ebaying to survive, and making multiple personalities to back himself on net beefs. Sponsored by Boca Burgers.
If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel If you it's not Miguel
260+ comments about some dude you claim to hate, but can't stop talking about. 🤡🤡🤡
"anonymous 39 minutes ago lol it's amazing you think we don't know all of these comments are you pretending to be other people. If you it's not Miguel, then say your name. I bet nobody will say their name" Anonymous poster needs your names…for research purposes and shit.
"anonymous 32 minutes ago "There needs to be a documentary about xMiguelx." Two hours of him in front of a screen rehashing 2000's midwest hardcore drama, ebaying to survive, and making multiple personalities to back himself on net beefs. Sponsored by Boca Burgers." @Hulu / @ Netflix
How TF is some anonymous commenter gonna be like NAME NAMES when he be posting anonymously. I mean shit. Do you jerkoffs actually read the bullshit you type before you post? Damn.
How TF is some anonymous commenter gonna be like NAME NAMES when he be posting anonymously. I mean shit. Do you jerkoffs actually read the bullshit you type before you post? Damn We have already established who we are. The only ones that haven't are these mysterious random people that happen to know everything about Miguel, even though nobody talks to the dude.
Well that's a wrap. If 7A7P ever DOES play a reunion, everyone will be outside talking about xMiguelx instead. Good work Lambgoat.
Breaking all previous records of Lambgoat comments with this one.
xMiguelx we had the annual "meeting of Chicago" and we all agreed you are welcome back. So go ahead and start going to shows again. It's fine now
"anonymous 40 minutes ago xMiguelx we had the annual "meeting of Chicago" and we all agreed you are welcome back. So go ahead and start going to shows again. It's fine now" Cobra Lounge is stoked.
Who is this guy? Is he cute? I like to tongue punch is brown eye
What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the bike messenger's university of Chicago, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on The Chicago Diner, and I have over 300 meals in which I didn't tip. I am trained in complaining online and I'm the top poster on Chicago missed connections. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f*cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anemic vegans across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the firestorm, bloodmouth. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f*cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire earth crisis discography and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking dead, kiddo.
We really hate this guy gargle gargle gargle. We spent the last gargle week talking about gargle mmmmmmm gargle him, 281 comments gargle.
Straight up memoirs being written on Lambgoat. Myopic and Quimby's would be so stoked to have such drivel in their collection.
" anonymous 1 day ago What's your name? f*ck YOUUU, THAT'SSS MY NAME. Always Be Closing
I'm still wondering who is responsible for the cleaning of the train.
Dude got interviewed during a winter in Chicago and everyone wants to know why old boy was wearing a bunch of layers when he obviously works outside. You people are another level of stupid.
GOO you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say I really don't think you're strong enough, no
"Dude got interviewed during a winter in Chicago and everyone wants to know why old boy was wearing a bunch of layers when he obviously works outside. You people are another level of stupid." I'll fix this for you. "I got interviewed during a winter in Chicago and everyone wants to know why I was wearing a bunch of layers when I obviously works outside. I am stupid" Also, wearing multiple layers doesn't make your face have 4 chins.
If you contributed to this thread in any way, you're stupid.
138 comments on IG about the band. 293 comments on LF about some random person.
Still posting about dude you all claim to hate but can't stop talking about. 🤡
Some real retards with this one: "when I obviously works outside"
The tires on Miguel's bike: "aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh"
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