Horse The Band announce East Coast dates for 20 years of 'The Mechanical Hand' reunion tour
In November, California's Nintendocore/metalcore pioneers Horse The Band announced their triumphant return to the stage to celebrate 20 years of the group's sophomore album, The Mechanical Hand, with the band's first tour in five years hitting the West Coast and Texas.
Originally set for eight shows, Horse The Band have now added ten more dates to their The Mechanical Hand 20th anniversary tour, extending their run across the East Coast this summer.
The second leg marks the band's first East Coast tour since 2017, kicking off in Grand Rapids, MI, on June 11th and wrapping up in Baltimore, MD, on June 21st. Expect a full set celebrating The Mechanical Hand.
Support will be handled by Melted Bodies and Sweet//Spine.
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General tickets on sale Friday, January 31st at 10 AM local.
06/11 Grand Rapids, MI @ Pryamid Scheme - Tickets
06/12 Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge - Tickets (New Venue/Low Tickets)
06/13 Ferndale, MI @ Magic Shop - Tickets
06/14 Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop - Tickets
06/15 Toronto, ON @ Lee's Place - Tickets (Low Tickets)
06/17 Montreal, QC @ Foufounes Electriques - Tickets
06/18 Somerville, MA @ Arts At The Armory - Tickets (Low Tickets)
06/19 Brooklyn, NY @ Warsaw - Tickets
06/20 Philadelphia, PA @ Theater of Living Arts - Tickets (New Venue)
06/21 Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar - Tickets (Low Tickets)
Tickets for the West Coast/Texas dates are running low on most dates and some have sold out. Support on that run will be from Lagrimas, Flake, and Othiel.
04/18 Phoenix, AZ @ Rebel Lounge - SOLD OUT
04/19 San Diego, CA @ House Of Blues - Tickets (Low Tickets)
04/25 Los Angeles, CA @ Regent Theatre - Tickets
04/26 Pomona, CA @ The Glass House - Tickets (Low Tickets)
04/27 San Francisco, CA @ August Hall - Tickets (Low Tickets)
05/01 Dallas, TX @ RBC - Tickets SOLD OUT
05/02 Houston, TX @ Secret Group - Tickets (Low Tickets)
05/03 San Antonio, TX @ Paper Tiger - Tickets (Low Tickets)
Search for tours coming to your city here.
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Post CommentLove this band. Had my first threesome to R Borlax, swallowed a load while getting railed — total bliss
Love this band. Had my first threesome to R Borlax, swallowed a load while getting railed — total bliss ^Rick going the anon route again.
This is my favorite band to put on when I'm having gay sex. I'm a bottom btw if it matters
I went downhill skiing in my living room with 2 of my boyfriends first time I listened to this band. IFYKYK
Let's be honest. Who in the hell would actually go to this?
Also, how are three 2-3 day weekenders considered a tour?
Rick here. I came out the closet the other day. I'm gay. I love my boyfriend so much (though I love Nachos probably even more hahaha, and don't forget silver ice rockstar energy drinks!) I hate working at Walmart. Customers always make fun of my ugly ass face! I don't get it, man. I dress well. Backwards cap, Camouflage shorts, sneakers. I'm also obese of course, but that could NEVER BE the reason for making fun of me. Maybe it's because I smell like nachos? I eat Nachos 4 times a day. Whatever. I have a Date with my boyfriend later. Hope he f*cks me for the first time! I'm so STOKED!
Rick here. I came out the closet the other day. I'm gay. I love my boyfriend so much (though I love Nachos probably even more hahaha, and don't forget silver ice rockstar energy drinks!) I hate working at Walmart. Customers always make fun of my ugly ass face! I don't get it, man. I dress well. Backwards cap, Camouflage shorts, sneakers. I'm also obese of course, but that could NEVER BE the reason for making fun of me. Maybe it's because I smell like nachos? I eat Nachos 4 times a day. Whatever. I have a Date with my boyfriend later. Hope he f*cks me for the first time! I'm so STOKED!
1/29 Playlist: Enox - Orion EP Beneath The Massacre - Incongruous Beneath The Massacre - Dystopia Beneath The Massacre - Mechanics Of Dysfunction Loss Becomes - Sonder Face Yourself - Sideration Single Aborted - The Pain, Will Be Exquisite Single
Horse the band was washed in 2006. PTW was headlining touring for "Versions" not a single person watched or cared. Horse's mp3.com hype was also over because it wasn't 2003. I'm stoked reddit is making them some money
^Rick stop acting masculine and tough!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕YOUR a obese loser who works at Walmart 🤡🤡🤡 and is clowned and laughed at every day by people!!!!!!! Never forget WHO you are!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕YOUR a bald, bearded fatf*ck who wears Backwards trucker hats with Camouflage shorts and spy sunglasses. You should act/write submissive and feminine. 💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️ Because that fits your Type. YOURnot f*cking Schwarzenegger or Stallone!!!!!! YOUR more like Britney Spears but fat and bearded!!!!! 🧔♂️🧔♂️🖕🖕🤡🤡🤡🤡Now get Back to your Nachos 🌮🌮🌮🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🖕🖕🤡🤡🤡🤡, femboy. You do what I say. I'm your boss now. If I say SUCK MY DICK you WILL SUCK MY DICK. 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆Do you understand that? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT????? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
If you love this band you were probably a queer with skin tight jeans 20 years ago.
Let's bully Rick to suicide! Come on, guys! Kill yourself Rick!!!!!!! You are bald and ugly kill yourself!!!!!!!! Kill yourself MOTHERf*ckER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Use the rope I will send you!!!!!!!!!!! Use IT MOTHERf*ckER!!!!!!!!!! Let's bully this piece of Shit to death, guys!!!!!!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
who up jorkin it right now, and by it i mean their peanits
Music made exclusively for skinny-fat geeks with ugly ass girlfriends
Pizza EP deserves an anniversary tour, playing only pizza parlors
bought r borlax used at newbury comics in college on the appeal of the dumb name alone to my stoned ass and was shocked that it slapped. Far past my blood brothers phase but those first two albums remain money, and the horse dudes are righteous clowns. I'll be there in bmore dancing erotically to the power of a million exploding suns
So basically, the worst album this band ever put out. WORD.
"anonymous 14 hours ago Let's be honest. Who in the hell would actually go to this?" F/A/G/G/O/T/S
Saw this band play the Subterranean many years ago and the synth/keyboard player got pissed cuz the crowd kept chucking their drinks on his shit.
I'll be there in bmore dancing erotically to the power of a million exploding suns You and 7 others
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" Love this band. Had my first threesome to R Borlax, swallowed a load while getting railed — total bliss" Also known as a manwich with extra mayo
This meme of a band was played out over 20 years ago.
Guys I'm going f*ck you! Earth tour forever on YouTube HORSE LIVES ON & you're good as dead inside!
Y'all can get f*cked I'm so here. Cya in MA, or maybe. NY. Or less possibly on PA. But prob in MA. The Warsaw is the best venue of the 3.
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