Kuma's Corner in Chicago are dedicating their January Burger of the Month to metalcore legends Poison the Well. The band has two shows booked in Chicago in January.
The burger features Kuma's Angus Beef Patty, Jalapeno Giardiniera Mustard, Sliced Honey Ham, Mojo Pulled Pork, Swiss Cheese, Pickles and Chili Flakes.
A few months ago Kuma's Corner created a Botch burger celebrating their return to Chicago as well.
Along with the PTW-themed burger, Kuma's is holding a contest for all who order the burger this month.
Eat Burgers, Win Test Pressings! Stop into any Chicagoland Kuma's and eat the @POISON_THE_WELL BOTM and you'll be entered into a drawing to win a SIGNED TEST PRESSING of YOU COME BEFORE YOU! The more PTW Burgers you eat the more entries you get! Winner will be drawn on 01/31
The band is currently on their You Come Before You tour tour, hitting multiple cities across the US such as Los Angeles, Chicago, and Brooklyn.
75 comments
Post CommentI could never swallow your false ideals of a lifeless happy burger
Mmmmm I'd love to shit that thing out and eat it again
Looks like that Dave England omelette from jackass
Degenerates with Degenerate diets are stoked foe this Degenerate news
I got some fries, but the fries might be cold, it took me a little while to find this place. And they didn't get me my sodas I ordered so...
hate all you want, PTW got so much scene pussy and now they get to eat Burgers and drink beer lol cry very hard beatdown hardcore losers sorry you have to put up sheetrock for a living
Nothing like having this band's meat in your mouth when you are in Chicago.
Band fell of after The Opposite Of December.
hate all you want, PTW got so much scene pussy and now they get to eat Burgers and drink beer lol cry very hard beatdown hardcore losers sorry you have to put up sheetrock for a living They're grown men, they can eat burgers and drink beer whenever they want and not be f*ckin cornballs. Maybe you should eat a burger instead of dick, and drink some beer instead of cum. It would do you some good, not much but some
Loved Buns (Excerpts From Speeches of How Delish You Were, and Will Never Be Again)
Hey just like they're music, you'll love the first few bites and hate the rest
*Hey just like their music, you'll love the first few bites and hate the rest
Just wait until you try the emmure burger AKA the McDouble
Love Burger from Can't hardly wait was a much better band.
Next up, Poison the well fresh fish sandwich.
I've been hoping the band name burger restaurant has a bad grease fire for 15 years at this point
This will pair well with my can of Cannibal Corpse coffee!
Will they have this at Kumas Corner the day of PTW sold out show at The Metro next week?
anonymous 20 minutes ago Apathy is a cold Burger. lol this was a good one. The rest of the attempts are lame and unfunny
these comments are all lame. only funny one is emmure being the mc double lol
Donald Trump here. Now this more like it! Just order a greasy 10-pound sack of these bad guys. Stay fat comrades!
rick____tocchet 13 hours ago Nothing like having this band's meat in your mouth when you are in Chicago. Shane Merrill here. I can describe it in detail.
Pounding a couple of these with some Behemoth-brand tall boys while I pound myself with my Till Lindeman brand dildo. Sounds good, if messyz
" anonymous 2 hours ago rick____tocchet 13 hours ago Nothing like having this band's meat in your mouth when you are in Chicago. Shane Merrill here. I can describe it in detail." Books nothing but dog shit bands.
Garbage gluttonous "burger" for youtuber gen z tards who can't "adult" and fake mental health issues
Thatmanbran here,.. WHERE IS THE SAVE NBT MONEY FUND.. THE PEOPEL OF COLIMBIA DEMAND KNOW. HARDCORE LIVE!
these comments are all lame. only funny one is emmure being the mc double lol Well if you took that dick out of your mouth it might be easier for you to laugh at some dumb jokes. And no, that Emmure comment wasn't really funny. Maybe it was if you have a pussy, which I'm guessing you do
Comment section coming through with the goods, van flip that patty for extra crispiness
the dumb jokes aren't funny. they are cringe and lame. emmure one was hilarious. cry about it you soft sissy nerd
I don't have any burger puns just came here to say that this is gay
Everyone please stop being fat and gross and stop eating meat and go vegan/vegetarian. Stop killing animals. It's horrible. Thank you
This band hasn't done anything noteworthy in 20 years. They don't even deserve a burger.
This band hasn't done anything noteworthy in 20 years. They don't even deserve a burger. ^ yet they have one and youre still a loser whos done nothing note worthy
anonymous 7 hours ago Everyone please stop being fat and gross and stop eating meat and go vegan/vegetarian. Stop killing animals. It's horrible. Thank you The only way for a human to not kill animals is to literally not exist. f*ck outta here dweeb.
anonymous 1 day ago Everyone please stop being fat and gross and stop eating meat and go vegan/vegetarian. Stop killing animals. It's horrible. Thank you<--- the consumption of Animals doesn't make you fat.- look at Carl Buechner he is Vegan and is FAT AS F*CK now. Save a forest, Stay A Carnivore. E N V I R O M E N T A L I S M.
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