Converge announced a short mini-tour that will see Brutus and Frail Body provide support.
Tickets will go on sale Friday 03/10 at 12 EST here.
05/18 Daytona Beach FL @ Welcome to Rockville (no Frail Body)
05/19 Columbia SC @ The Senate
05/20 Atlanta GA @ Masquerade Hell
05/21 Greensboro NC @ Hanger 1819
05/22 Nashville TN @ Basement East
05/24 Minneapolis MN @ Fine Line
05/25 Chicago IL @ Concord Music Hall
05/26 Columbus OH @ Sonic Temple (no Frail Body)
Search for tours coming to your city here.
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Post Comment^I mean, he said he used to like Infant Annihilator. So probably
Has the Turnstile insider seen the video of Turnstile playing a f*cking soccer stadium in Mexico City?
Turnstile Insider here. The band has yet to go quintuple platinum so they are all hype. I keep moving the goalposts every time the band gets bigger and bigger and make me look like a moron, but I'll keep doing so. Thanks for asking.
What, no one yet whining about how Bannon allegedly stole the art for "Jane Done" two decades ago?
I told you when we hooked up, baby, that you were gonna have to share me with all the bad people and all the ugly events on this planet.
"Frail Goo Written by a them/they" Written by a motherf.ucking he.
What charity raffle or incriminating photos does does Frail Body, a band that cannot draw 20 people in their home town, or anywhere else in the country, have to keep getting put on tours.
All proceeds from these shows will go towards paying the Jane Doe lady for using her likeness.
"What, no one yet whining about how Bannon allegedly stole the art for "Jane Done" two decades ago?" No, but there's a reason this angel has no face.
"Turnstile Insider here. The band has yet to go quintuple platinum so they are all hype. I keep moving the goalposts every time the band gets bigger and bigger and make me look like a moron, but I'll keep doing so. Thanks for asking." Do you think it's one dude (the same dude since the beginning) or do you think that guy is so humiliated he's probably not even looking at this site anymore and someone else has taken it over as a parody? Because the goal post moving can't be serious, can it?
Of all the Belgian bands it had to be the obnoxiously mediocre brutus of course.
anonymous 9 minutes ago Of all the Belgian bands it had to be the obnoxiously mediocre brutus of course. Hmm, I think they are quite good instrumentally. Should get a dedicated singer though. Drummer is quite good but she can't sing.
Turnstile Insider here. The band has yet to go quintuple platinum so they are all hype. I keep moving the goalposts every time the band gets bigger and bigger and make me look like a moron, but I'll keep doing so. Thanks for asking." Do you think it's one dude (the same dude since the beginning) or do you think that guy is so humiliated he's probably not even looking at this site anymore and someone else has taken it over as a parody? Because the goal post moving can't be serious, can it? No he's you. You post dumb shit then rag on it now you're posing as someone running this BS like you're an observer when it's just another character in your weird crusade to defend Turnstile from who? YOU. All the while showing you are the Turnstile stan of all Turnstile stans & it's embarrassing cuz less than 5% of Lambgoat commenters give a shit about Turnstile & you never STFU about them. GTFOH.
What, no one yet whining about how Bannon allegedly stole the art for "Jane Done" two decades ago? No we'd rather read asskissers like you whine about Jacob Bannon being called out for being an art thief (which he is.)
Has the Turnstile insider seen the video of Turnstile opening a BLINK 182 concert at a fu cking soccer stadium in Mexico City? Fixed that for you. Get off Turnstile's dick already. And stop pretending to be a hater. Also you can put a space between u and c when typing fu ck you dumb sh it.
Turnstile played A FEST in Mexico City so it doesn't count dipshit. https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/turnstile/2023/foro-sol-mexico-city-mexico-1bba2140.html LMAO @ them opening their set with a Whitney Houston cover 😂
^^ Nah that's you. Once again, you post dumb shit like Turnstile played a soccer stadium in Mexico City omitting that it was a fest, trying to make everyone think they alone drew that crowd then you refute it then say Turnstile Insider all cuz you're a weirdo obsessed with the band.
I'm the Turnstile insider's insider. By that, I mean I bang him on the regular.
Why was it always Bannon getting the credit for popularising the cool skull/creepy/death/emo band and t-shirt artwork in the 00's when it was Linas Garsys doing all the cool skull/creepy/death/emo band and t-shirt artwork in the 00's?
^^^ Cuz he was/is in Converge one of the biggest metalcore bands of the 00s. That doesn't mean he was better just...if you're more known you tend to get more accolades as unfair as that is. I mean why did everyone rave about Hatebreed when they were nothing more than a really good Entombed clone?
Turnstile is for they/thems The They Thems would be one funnyass bandname LOL.
^^^ Cuz he was/is in Converge one of the biggest metalcore bands of the 00s. That doesn't mean he was better just...if you're more known you tend to get more accolades as unfair as that is. I mean why did everyone rave about Hatebreed when they were nothing more than a really good Entombed clone? That's true. I suppose if he wasn't in Converge their wouldn't have been so many boners about his art. Garsys designed for AFI, The Nerve Agents, American Nightmare, Hope Con... and AFI and AN were definitely reaching far bigger mainstream audiences than Converge
^^^ Yes but the overwhelming majority of their fans only cared about them not Garsys's art. Most fans of big bands are dumb uncaring inattentive fu cks so it's no surprise or certainly shock that they'd not give Garsys props. Jacob was in a popular band AND he did the artwork for it so he got more accolades. Again, not fair but reality.
Definitely. The same can be said about hardcore kids. The amount of folk I saw and knew who went ham for AN's angel design but fellated Bannon as art god was incredible
In what universe does Hatebreed sound like Entombed?
^^^ https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/qanda-with-jamey-jasta-of-hatebreed-6475410 "Our first record, our influences were like, Entombed, Bolt Thrower, Integrity, Earth Crisis, All Out War, Marauder." - Jamey himself The first band Jamey lists is entombed Entombed & he's right. Article was from May 27, 2008.
Wolverine Blues is such a fun album. Gonna have to listen to it again now.
What is the best Entombed album? I honestly don't think I've ever listened to an Entombed song. The only thing I remember about them is a photo where they're holding Toxic Avenger masks because they done a song for Citizen Toxie or some shit.
^^^ Start with their first album Left Hand Path.
Jake Bannon owns several Subway franchises in Mass.
One of those low-t male pattern baldness mail drug companies would make an absolute killing sponsoring this.
Guys who give head to Albert Mudrian are stoked.
Converge collectively look far less gross and old than a lot of other band that are the same age and look gross and old. This coming from a 40 year old. Good on you guys I guess, now stop making shitty music with Chelsea wolf and make one more ripper of an album before I can give up on you guys in peace
What the f*ck are you talking about you phaggort, at least 75% of the band has a more than sufficient hairline over most of the people their age. If you're going to hate something at least hate it for a valid reason and then try to be funny, and not just for the sake of trying to be funny you dipshit
Chicago tickets are $30 plus fees to see Converge and two other bands. Hilarious.
Nobody credible gives a f*ck about Converge any more. The older material is where it's at and anything after You Fail Me started to decline heavily. Hate to be the one, but it is what it is.
Who is "Turnstile?" Never heard of they/them.
FFO stage potatoes who stand around looking miserable with their arms crossed. Trying extra hard to look indifferent as they perch onstage away from the mud people.
"Chicago tickets are $30 plus fees to see Converge and two other bands. Hilarious." You expect $10?
NorthFromHere 14 hours ago anonymous 9 minutes ago Of all the Belgian bands it had to be the obnoxiously mediocre brutus of course. Hmm, I think they are quite good instrumentally. Should get a dedicated singer though. Drummer is quite good but she can't sing. ^ agreed on the singing, it's even worse live. The melodies sound too much the same just like the tempo variation, they use so many climaxes and so little riffs that there are no real climaxes. If the people booking them had half a brain, they would've booked a band like Stake (former Steak Number Eight) who are 1000 times better at this types of melodies and rhythms, and have riffs. Oathbreaker (different style) could've worked, too
"Turnstile played A FEST in Mexico City so it doesn't count dipshit. https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/turnstile/2023/foro-sol-mexico-city-mexico-1bba2140.html LMAO @ them opening their set with a Whitney Houston cover 😂" OG Turnstile hater here, they didn't cover Whitney Houston. The song title is in gray text, clearly not part of the set list, and it literally says "Song played from tape" when you hover over the cassette icon. It's been their "walk-on" song for a while now. Their cornball fans eat it up.
^^^ Walk on song...Jesus Christ. Could you imagine having that in the 80s? LOL. Cornball fans is right. Why does Turnstile have hair & clothes like 1994?
Nobody credible gives a f*ck about Converge any more. The older material is where it's at and anything after You Fail Me started to decline heavily. Hate to be the one, but it is what it is. ^Wrong. Your opinions are terrible. Axe to Fall is a f*ckin ripper and might be there best album; AWLWLB and The Dusk in Us are both very good. Even the Chelsea Wolf stuff is good if you're in the right mood and has some excellent/amazing songs on it.
Put on dat Convoige cd dere Edith. OK ARCHIE!
45 year old geriatric crowd killers who think Jane Doe isn't an audible abomination already dropped the vacation day from their Amazon distribution hub for this.
" Nobody credible gives a f*ck about Converge any more. The older material is where it's at and anything after You Fail Me started to decline heavily. Hate to be the one, but it is what it is. ^Wrong. Your opinions are terrible. Axe to Fall is a f*ckin ripper and might be their best album; AWLWLB and The Dusk in Us are both very good. Even the Chelsea Wolf stuff is good if you're in the right mood and has some excellent/amazing songs on it." ^^^SPOKEN LIKE A TRU F @ G
^ good one bro. you got me. Truest of all gays!
"In what universe does Hatebreed sound like Entombed?" Aside from the interview the other dude linked, Jamey was very open about the fact he rearranged Entomb riffs for their early stuff. If you don't hear the connection, maybe you're just a retard?
45 year old geriatric crowd killers who think Jane Doe isn't an audible abomination already dropped the vacation day from their Amazon distribution hub for this I'm probably off by a few years but I'm guessing you're 27 years old which would make you only 4 or 5 when Jane Doe came out so quite frankly STFU. If you're at least 30 you're a geriatric yourself, dude 8 years out of college & 14 years out of highschool. What are you doing posting comments about a 32 year old band on Lambgoat?
Why are these skeleton fu cks still trying to tour? Just give it up. This will be the final nail in their coffin.
I love all these comments about "the olds." Let's see...a 50 year old dude got into hardcore punk & metal in 1988/at age 15 so he was there for the tail end of the 80s & entire 90s. Say he "grew up" & dropped out of hardcore punk & metal in 2003/at age 30. His 15 years in it > your 2008-2023. You're watching imitators, reunions & old bands being the musical equivalent of old baseball players being shadows of their prime who won't hang up the spikes. They're old but you're a copycat of them.
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