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Post Commentinb4 jon gets the the shit kicked out of himself by someone else while he cries about being a sellout and a fckup
Their last album was so bad, here's to hoping the next one doesnt suck
My cousin (Chicago native) has been to some of these guys rehearsals. Vocalist sang so hard he changed his shirt about 10 times he was sweating so much which impressed us even more. Thank you it was perfect. Trust me.
so this is why Daniel Craig has been so wishy washy on appearing in the next Bond film.
Y'all got way to many pop-ups and spam loading through your site now, lame AF.
FML. LOL. I have had to work for 57 days straight and finally I'm able to post on here and watch tv haha. I used TiVo since I had to work, and now I'm fina going to watch it. Who's watching the Super Bowl right now? If you are who you rooting for? GO FALCONS! - LK
Dear Jon Khunt, Please don't make your lyrics gay. Thanks, gayget
Yeah, but people buy less and less records every year, so...? - Chad Fjerstad
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL. When they played in douglasville no one else realized that Ryan was playing a skate board at 0:46? into their set. Next day I am driving hundreds of miles away and there they were, literally standing on the side of the road doing nothing. Weird dudes/band.
can you please not spam the comments. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the comment section is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the comments
Literally no one asked for this. The comeback didn't work for haste the day, still remains, from autumn to ashes, hopesfall, it dies today, norma jean, poison the well or countless others from 12-15 years ago. It just isn't in the cards. That time has long passed, unfortunately.
no one is clamoring for an early to mid 00s metalcore revival. at least not yet. The nu-core wave has yet to crest.
From their fb: "Damn you guys should make more music ! And tour ! You guys are the best live band ever !" "About fcking time you motherfcking fcking fcks, let's hear it! Blow us away with good material! Xxoxo" "so you guys are not broke up? yaasssss" Apparently literally some are asking for this. Next time do research.
I know some of you are Jonni's friends in here. He has his 16th birthday coming up and I want to make it special. This is 'Deathcore' Jon's mother btw. He has a crush on Mama June. I want to buy him 'One Hot Night In June' when it comes out. Does anyone know if it will be on VHS? Hopefully. And a release date? I'm making him his favorite dish to go along with it - sketti. 'Deathcore' Jon's mother np: eminem - mom's spaghetti
All of these comments were written by the same bored virgin.
^wahhhh wahhh wahhh wah wah wahhhh wahhh wah wah wahhh wahhh wah wah *sniff* wahhh wahh wahhh wahh.
More Phoenix throne, less druggy are you serious
srj no like major rager, disclose all srj secrets
Spending time copying and pasting facebook comments to Lambgoat. Classic
Chicago to Austin in 12 hours? Seems realistic.
Wish my mom would stop posting about shows and hardcore. I accidently left the browser open when I was looking up new NB shoes for spins kicks in the moshing pit, also picked a new pair of cemetary gravemarker mesh moshing shorts with the round logo on them, be ready for high kicks and crowd facing crowd killing with sextuplet bass kicks. btw thanks mom. 'Deathcore' Jon NP: Shattered Realm - That one song with the..pause and it goes.....ding...chug chug chug chug
took awhile for a scalding hot take from real deathcore jon but was worth the wait
Sam bates gambinsky here. I would totally suck this whole bands dcks if they could hype my web show. Offer is on the table.
We need the trained eyes of the comment persona super-sleuth. Can we get some confirmation here?!?!
Wow this Comment Section is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
You don't need the LG detective to verify personas on this thread. I would rather slam my dck in a hot oven than read anymore of that corny imposter take garbage. Bring back the real D.C. Jon
fck YOU! I already have 2 date west coast tour shirt. That is all I signed up for.
One of their old members is a fairly large porn star now. Dude is smart as fck for leaving dead to fall and making real $$$$$ fcking hot chicks
^ yes he is, my mother gave him his s.t.d. test this morning at the lowkill(local) clinic-he has full blown gayness in the rear....
Sam bates gaybitski here again. i got catfished once!!!
I've never in my life heard anyone say...."you know what, I wish dead to fall would get back together"
Adults should not be excited for this. Move on
Hi it me Srj tmkn-sod fame. who gives a fck not SHAVO no den Mlkn so fck off and get fcked lmao
Could not be more happy. Love this band. Love Jon. See you guys a the shows. \m/
as with most mid-00's metalcore bands previously mentioned in these comments, Dead to Fall most likely has 6-7 friends/acquaintances in their local scene who are just overcome with nostalgia for a new record. They mistakenly equate this minor ego boost to the assumption the entire world needs more Dead to Fall. They will put forth the effort, and inevitable be let down.
Never listened to this band, but ive seen a pornographic movie with their bass player. he has a man bun
this is the one, good shit https://www.pornhub.com/vi ew_video.php?viewkey=69330 9387
the one guy who went on to be a pornstar looks like the slimiest dude lol, he did gay porn first btw
Devin Amann here, stoked for this! ah shit wait I thought this said BLESS THE FALL I read it so quick got-damn boi. While you're reading this, wana buy my old bless the fall and motionless in white shirts?
Lil Chris here aka gay Boy , hey, just talking sh*t behind a keyboard like i always do. Come see me IRL and i'll go hide behind my "friends" merch table
ive Ben praying for their return for near a decade so all y'all haters gtfo Since I saw them in 2000 or 2001 with their demo i new they were something special. at first I thot they were christian band, then later i learned they were just edge.
Their new guitar player Seth introduced Jon to wine and then they all started to drink, then smoke.
A DAVENPORT IOWA DATE? Seth Rollins is stoked. #sethcantmosh
cant knock someone for making gay porn thats where the money is
so they were probably the best of the VFW hall / small club bands but that's about where they peaked...
"cant knock someone for making gay porn thats where the money is" don't know about you but I'd rather be touring and eating ramen noodles and bologna than taking a d*ck in my a**
ppl who still believe there are only two genders are stoked
don't know about you but I'd rather be touring and eating ramen noodles and bologna than taking a d*ck in my a**-so you would ingest said bologna, but wouldn't let one slide into you? you should get comfortable with your sexuality.
this n*gga Dead To Fall bout thiccccc AF, he bout to get it boi I tell ya', mmm. Big nicca season is upon us im goin in on dat Dead To Fall a**
No Chud Fiercedad on the lineup? Jordan Peterson is so stoked in his shitty barber job he's chewing the lip ring in his face out.
Are they just kinda forgetting about two albums worth of material and just picking up where 2002 left off
Three albums you mean. Phoenix Throne was their best, damn the guitar work is tasty and the production clear and perfect. Either Logan Kelly or Chris Nelson had a f***ing fire in them at that time. Since Logan was lead I would imagine it to be him but Are You Serious? Was really a step down in cool guitar work.
Becky, metalcore princess here to make yet another remark about people selling bootleg shirts. Cash me oussside taking dem selfies howboutdah?
Let's hope Jon sobered up. What a waste of talent.
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