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worst lineup ever. "lets take every package opener and combine them into one tour"
would be happier if three more Misery Signals albums were funded instead of this horse shit
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Will go for Doom and Gideon then go home and buy Blackcraft merch
Should be called Who the hell are these bands tour. I wonder how many bands paid their way on to this impending doom tour?
^who Defonced their way onto this impending doom tour
Will sneak in, break teeth for Those who Fear and Gideon, then leave
Everyone is gay In Utah isn't even a christian band
Dear People who believe in heaven, If you're so confident that there is a heaven, why dont you just kill yourselves and leave this shit hole planet???? Ya wanna know why you wont kill yourselves??? Because deep down you know that heaven doesn't exist.
37 comments and not one Impending Doom is stoked. fck all of you
The sad thing is half of you talking shit will go to these shows. Pussies.
"37 comments and not one Impending Doom is stoked. fck all of you" We were all waitin on you, bro.
"God sells, but who's buying it?" Obviously a bunch of kids.
Tim Lambesis is overcome with empty feelings and constant suicidal thoughts in a jail cell
Waiting for a bunch of annoying instagram posts from the guys in these once semi popular bands. Saying how they're stoked for "friendship" "worship" "hangs" and Jesus.
christian bands playing the bible belt!? how cool!
I haven't even heard of half of these bands. Somehow I don't feel like I'm missing out.
Will be protesting 7/16. Hail satan.
kids who love intermissions between songs so the douche on stage can talk about his love for jebus, to a crowd of kids also love jebus are stocked.
Zao, Living Sacrifice, Extol, No Innocent Victim, Figure Four and xDeathstarx, now that would be a christian tour worth seeing, not whatever garbage this scream the prayer joke is
Dear god, if every van on this tour flips i will devote my life to you. If zero vans flip then youre a gay.
LoydChristmas18 hours ago ^who Defonced their way onto this impending doom tour best comment. fck Defonce.
westboro baptist church will be picketing this tour
Ever read these posts, think you made a mistake in understanding, re-read it and then realized that you just wasted 3 minutes of your life??
Zao, Living Sacrifice, Extol, No Innocent Victim, Figure Four and xDeathstarx, now that would'nt be a christian tour worth seeing BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK
Hopefully someone Dimebags all of these bands at the Al Rosa in Columbus.
Being As An Ocean does not I repeat DOES NOT poop.
Should we all take bets on which one of these bands will fck the most girls after they're done praising jebus on stage?
"Waiting for a bunch of annoying instagram posts from the guys in these once semi popular bands. Saying how they're stoked for "friendship" "worship" "hangs" and Jesus." Thanks for letting everyone know that clearly you follow said bands on Instagram and are actually sad at home wishing you were hanging out and doing some "friendship / worship hangs" in their photos with them. fckin lol
Fit For A King and Gideon fcking rule!!! Westboro Baptist Church presents... Scream the Prayer 2014
"Should we all take bets on which one of these bands will fck the most girls after they're done praising jebus on stage?" My money is on Gideon. Vanflip on all them gentile jerks.
All these bands are touring while you sit at home beating off to lambgoat comments. Atleast they are doing something cool rather than criticizing in their moms bastufft
All these bands are touring while you sit at home beating off to lambgoat comments. Atleast they are doing something cool rather than criticizing in their moms bastufft get out of here Aria Yava. For All I Am is still shit and so are your comments
"Lambgoat users will die of aids one day" You must have fun to get aids. No one on Lambgoat has sex.
Religion is stupid and god isnt real, but dont all you believers realize that theres no drugs, adultery, or metal in heaven? Thats gay. Youre all just afraid of hell. Pussies.
Zao from the All Else Failed era and, more importantly, Strongarm should be on this to show how it's supposed to be done.
"Lambgoat users will die of aids one day" You must have fun to get aids. No one on Lambgoat has sex. ^^^^^^^^^ Best comment on Lambgoat in months.
anonymous 1 day ago "Lambgoat users will die of aids one day" You must have fun to get aids. No one on Lambgoat has sex. ^^^^^^^^^ Best comment on Lambgoat in months. no, it most emphatically was not, and you are a gay.
Clearly someone hit your soft spot.....your moist, soft, and untainted crease. Go learn an instrument and get laid bastufft dweller.
"I hope everyone van flips over on this tour." I'm done. you win.
Can't wait to see doom Gideon those who fear and great commission again in Louisville. Wish my children was on this!
YOU GET A FREE BIBLE WITH A DICK HOLE CUT IN WITH EVERY TICKET. fck THESE DIRT BAG RELIGIOUS SCUM. these christians always have their hands out for money. If I give them money will they stop making shitty music. Listening to these bands reminds me there is no god.
The Overseer sucks. fck The Overseer, buncha mingin urethra suckers. What a shitfest
All of these people running their mouths come to the show and come in the circle and let's see how tough you are on these breakdowns. Would love that especially since I was raised going to shows like earth crisis strife hatebreed and integrity so feel free to come to Louisville and meet me on the floor.
Impending Doom is still heavy as fck, no matter how you look at it. Just cause a band claims they're Christian doesn't mean shit. Metal is metal. And if you don't understand that, then why are you in this scene to begin with?
As i lay dying isn't on this tour cause Tim Lambesis (their frontman) is kinda in jail so they cant
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