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Post CommentI dont know a single person who likes Machine Head.
that was quite long, and they are quite old
Trolls trolls everywhere...At least the dude is honest.
That was incredibly dramatic. I can't stop farting.
What a pssy. Grow a pair. Some laguna beach drama for real.
My chain wallet has a "2-11-13 we will never forget" sticker.
have some respsect you prepubscent gays. These guys have been around for longer than you were in your fathers nut sack, and I remember when they put out their first album. it fcking killed. You don't deserve to know shit else about them, they fell off when they put out the burning red, but they still have their place.
MeatDelivery7 minutes ago My chain wallet has a "2-11-13 we will never forget" sticker. lolol you win.
Sounds like he wrote this to be read at a poetry contest sitting on a wooden stool in a dimly lit room.
must suck even more because no one fcking cares.
dude, he's a fcking bass player. get another one, lol. keep your phony sob story, we know it just helps you feel less guilty about firing your friend, whatever. also, LOL at the chain wallet comment.
I thought machine head was something you got from a Japanese fun robot. hey-o!!!
I cried. I cried reading this. I cried writing this. I cried re-reading this. gayS.
I'd lose passion in the band too if I was involved in any of the last albums. Band has been treading water creatively for years. Rob is an egomaniac alcoholic. Adam was the rock of the band, besides Dave. Must be nice firing the guy who helped you build your "upper middle tier" band. Way to go Rob.
if Robb Flynn got the balls to fire Adam Duce who stuck by his side since they started the band then fire that gay fck Phil Demmel because he's a shitty guitarist and married to the meth head Marta Peterson from bleeding through so fire Phil and bring back ADAM and maybe Logan too
"if Robb Flynn got the balls to fire Adam Duce who stuck by his side since they started the band then fire that gay fck Phil Demmel" -- you do realize Phil and Robb were in Vio-Lence together starting in 1985 until the formation of MH in 1991, right?
I commented. Then i deleted my comment. You have no idea how hard it is to comment. You think you know, but you don't. Help me comment I can't stop crying.
But he just wouldn't quit. We wanted him to quit. We were hoping he would quit. Quitting is for losers Flynn you gay. Didn't your Mom's fourth boyfriend ever teach you that?! Go shed tears you fcking cry-baby
you whining little bitch sack up the dude was dead weight..they should be firing you next..
being in a band is the toughest thing in life? what a retard. machoine dead.
He says this like he's ever had a 60-hr a week office job. He don't know
Can they replace him with someone who can actually fcking SING? Sounds like Robs trying to take a shit in every chorus.
I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried. I cried and cried.
fck you loyd christmas you wannabe elitist nerd.
My Puckery jerk has finally been blown wide open. I can finally shit comfortably knowing that machine head will now be able to unleash their fury into an album that noone will listen to as they are now unencumbered by a member that quit ten years ago without telling anyone. Milton waddams has been let go by the "bob's" and all will soon be well. They went ahead and "fixed the glitch." I can't stop crying.
well this is the gayest thing I read today
"I have killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this.I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ"
I'm sure they'll be able to channel those tears into their next nu-metal masterpiece. Working lyrics for the first single "21 years". 21 years, goodbye sweet prince, 21 years, and for what? 21 years, to face my fears 21 years, for all these tears.
I cried when I took a dump and it was so wide it tore my jerk, that was not fun....
Line breaks and short sentences are stoked. Very stoked.
Machine Head just launched a grammar and punctuation app on iTunes
Not nearly enough hyphen jokes. C'mon goats. Let's get it together.
Robb Flynn is a grown up emo kid. An emo man. Press releases are his LiveJournal.
If any member of any band ever quits/gets fired/goes to drugs/focuses on their side project, literally no one cares. Doesn't matter what band it is, I don't need a Haiku about it.
Sack check in the washed-up hack aisle. Remember something when you're cutting yourself tonight: its "down the block" not "across the street" - lets end this ok buddy?
I don't see the problem with this post. He told everyone what was up. Of course he was a little overboard, and yes, I'm pretty sure there are way harder things in life than being in a band. He should be thankful he was able to live his dream like he has. Either way though, I'm sure it's a big deal for him and Adam.
The underside of my desk is rife with boogers. It's a fcking snot colony under there. MAGIC NOSE GOBLINS.
No one needs to explain why a dude named Adam Duce would be relieved of his duties. The name Adam Duce speaks for itself.
Robb Flynn is a cool guy. Just needs to stop smoking that crack and writing these long statements.
Machinehead will die without Duce...thats why rob is whimperi.g..he really just wants to try and get the rest of vio lence to join his band and hes afraid to speak the truth..its the guilt thats making poor little rob cry and cry some more...i hopr je drowns in tears and vomit...(the name of my next band..Tears of Vomit) thanks Rob!
You people fcking suck.I thought blabbermouth kids were ignorant and stupid retarted shitheads but you all took their place. Please all of you kill yourself now
Do you people just read articles so that you can talk shit? Why the fck did you read the article? Not to sound cliche, but get a fcking life. I wanted to know why they split and this article explained it. Anyone who claims that they would feel nothing after having to fire a 20 year long friend is likely trying to mask the fact that they're secretly gay. All you closeted fcks can eat a bag of dicks. Nobody thinks you're cynical, "afraid of anything emotional" attitudes are cool.
Machine Head are one of my fave bands and think the whole thing with Adam sucks. I wish Adam every success in whatever he decides to do next.
Internet tough guys everywhere! I wish I was that cool.
The new album is fcking awesome, by the way. I can't even tell that Adam isn't there.
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