I think I just had a guy try this with me. He might have been autistic though, I couldn't really tell. After a brief friendly chat mostly about work experience the guy wanted my phone number & was visibly upset when I pushed him toward social media in lieu of exchanging digits. I dunno, man...I'm scared!

You can be gay and autistic

I think

suck his autistic dick

No

I should've mentioned my wife & baby. I wanted my hummus & burritos so bad though!

Did his nametag say Quimble?