Best chair to drill farts into, prove me wrong.

the plastic curved ones at the DMV offer a nice staccato blast

this is where drill rap comes from

I had a plastic white chair in Guatemala I had claimed as my own, even blasting a loud ass Fart (around all dudes or else, I'd be shamed) into it. But I like to tip those and I got a big ole fat muscle ass with fat so one day I leaned in it and broke it and fell read hard. My only regret was that I didn't fart while it broke or while I was falling. Plastic chairs are a 6 on a scale of 10.