Friday - Went on a jog and got attacked by a bird Saturday - Was helping someone at work load a TV into their car, my hand cramped up bad, and I lost my grip and it fell on its screen. Got reamed by my supervisor. Sunday - Decided to nap before work, overslept, and show up an hour late Monday - quiet day, nothing happened;l Today - got fired the moment I walked through the door. I'm sitting in my car shaking with anger.

the goofiest part is Tuesday - decided to come to a message board and fabricate a painfully unfunny story

Dwep

i demand that ownership of this gimmick be transferred to someone who is actually funny!!!

I was told I show no respect coworkers or customers and they haven't seen any improvement in those areas since I started lmao. They also said the quality of my work is below what they expected at this point. Like, what f*cking quality do you get in customer service?! I told my boss their decision was f*cking bullshit and I work harder than the other miserable lazy pieces of shit there.

f*ck y'all. I'm done with this lame ass website. You want my profile, fine. My password is Goldfish1

Narrator: "it was not goldfish1"

Sorry. Got it first. Gonna turn this thing around.

Bush league shoe_salesman

probably just lied about the password so he can complain he's a different goater for respect

pretend* not complain lol

It'll never be funny.

ej 2 minutes ago Narrator: "it was not goldfish1" haha

it will be easy to figure out if i got the username when it starts posting funny shit

The only way to get fired from Costco is to be 16 and get caught selling drugs to customers and employees