fight your dad and his dad. 2 on 1, they're in their physical primes. no weapons. OR fight your last 3 ex's boyfriend after you. 3 on 1. no weapons.

my grandfather was in this pacific in ww2 and probably killed people with his bare hands

last 3 ex's they were all soys

my grandfather built PT boats for WWII and could pick up 55 gallon drums of resin and manhandle them my dad actively lifted boat and motorcycle engines they both would've pounded me into mush

maybe i should have made it 5 on 1 with the exes. lol didnt realize your guys grandpas were built from solid iron my grandpa owned a vending machine company

still would've fought 5 ex's like I said she basically developed a taste for soy and shorter and shorter men. the last one could've been a double for an oopa looopa

5 on 1 thats still a hell of a fight man who are you? michael tyson?

i view it more like 2 and a half men. they all short and got arms as thick as my wrist.

This is tough I'm assuming my dad's prime was the 4 years after high school he spent in the Marines. My grandpa owned his own diesel repair shop, so I imagine he was a tough SOB. on the other hand My last ex had only 2 bfs after me before she married. One was a ghetto Mexican, and one was a Chad bro. Both didn't seem very threatening, but I guess the Mex did amateur MMA and the Chad bro was a Chad bro.

you getting yo ass beat either way

my dad was a pyscho high school linebacker who got kicked out of the air force and then college and joined a biker gang. so it doesnt matter who my ex dated, i pick them

I want to fight all 5 of them.. buck naked

greased up too?

Is there any other way to be naked?

yeah true.... carry on