You can find me huddled by the port-a-potties

So not edge, bro

lol you got too hungover to enjoy the fest that you drove to see

Drank all night last night. I think some of you might have drank with me. Passed out around 4ish.

I haven't partied that hard in like 10 years. I've been drunk recently, but last night was something else.

Dwep

Dwep Deez nuts

Stop posting.

you are just like your dad.

Oh dur dur just like dad I so smurt n funny Slit throat n suk diks gay Gtfo with that lame shit you backwoods bitch

I'm drinking again I get angry when I drink

I also got ticket in the shin really f*cking hard last night by some skinny doof with boots. This shit f*cking hurts I'm tempted to hunt him down and return the favor

Kicked, not ticket

This is worse than your normal posts and that's saying a lot

Bootleg flamingo_man except it has never made one funny thread.