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Serious 8/31/2021 5:10:39 PM
Man, this has been so nice. Never realized how happy I was with my alone time. I jerked off on the couch earlier to porn casted to my Vizio. A sound bar really adds to the experience. The sub really makes the ball slaps pop. And I can cook whatever the f*ck I want. I made chili with hot dogs in it and nobody is here to complain. I've slept completely nude for the past few days and it's been the most refreshing thing ever.
timelordtwo 8/31/2021 5:16:31 PM
Your wife is banging every man in sight
theocean 8/31/2021 5:21:28 PM
this is when the hitman your wife hired is gonna take you out man
shitinyourhand 9/1/2021 4:23:38 AM
congrats
rick_tocchet 9/1/2021 4:28:47 AM
How fat is your wife?
ShaolinLambKiller 9/1/2021 5:19:43 AM
You have a wife?
ej 9/1/2021 7:58:47 AM
youre not allowed to sleep nude with your wife?
easyhateoven 9/1/2021 8:01:20 AM
you don't have a wife or kids
VodkaVeins 9/1/2021 8:25:13 AM
The only true part of this is that you made canned chili with hotdogs in it
skinsuit 9/1/2021 8:26:24 AM
Tell us more about your porn.
ShaolinLambKiller 9/1/2021 8:43:52 AM
Vv got it right
ShakeRattleRoll69 9/1/2021 9:21:04 AM
Eating chili with hot dogs and sleeping nude is risky.
ShaolinLambKiller 9/1/2021 9:36:47 AM
do you often just shart?
deathspellbromega 9/1/2021 9:37:07 AM
ShakeRattleRoll69 15 minutes ago Eating chili with hot dogs and sleeping nude is risky.
Buttsniffer 9/1/2021 12:04:01 PM
Why does your wife control how you sleep ? Or your method of hot dog consumption?
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