I didn't know stump grinders could be rented. That would have been fun to operate drunk. I've had this dead tree that's been in our yard since I moved in and I said f*ck it, today's the day to do something unsafe. I pulled out my 18' ladder and started chopping limbs off. Got down to the trunk and just chopped like a f*cking manic until I started feeling dizzy. Got some chili dogs, felt like a new man, drank a beer, f*cked that tree up.

"That would have been fun to operate drunk" Do it or you're a pussy