You think if you flew to Africa or south America and just chilled out in the jungle or rainforest for a few days, that you'd run into a primate that would murder you?

You would. I wouldn't because they would immediately recognize me as the alpha

I wouldn't.

You would too. Sorry carve, you can't internet your way out of a gorilla confrontation

i would speak to them in sign language like in congo amy good gorilla

Ugly woman

we should let apes and monkeys roam among society with humans i mean its kind of racist how prejudice we are against monkeys, they can probably drive cars and operate heavy machinery so we should let them otherwise have we even really progressed as a civilization?

Knew one that used to build caskets

i know that ape hes my boss now

f*cking baboons terrorize people in some cities

thats racist

No, I'm serious, literal baboons

https://youtu.be/cph0D7Vdjp4 Big problem in South Africa

well its because they are so oppressed by society i mean can you even blame a baboon for ripping your balls off i mean hes not even allowed to vote

we havent evolved as a planet until we have a monkey president in the white house, until that glass ceiling is shattered we are all racist