no offense, lurkcity

I can just imagine you parading around some swamp donkey from Jacksonville like you're fukkin don johnson. Bless.

Says the guy f*cking pumba

Also, you call your pecker "little jd", that's adorable

I call your hairline nonexistent

ok you guys need to post pics of your dinks then i'll decide who's the winner

Dude, these uggos loved that shit! I'd let you be my wingman so you could pick up the scraps (but you probably smell like feet &/or swamp).

*rhythmically slaps row of uggo hineys*

youre a shell of a man in his late 30s posting from his parents wifi. let that sink in lol

Wrong again little jd. I'm 40 and posting from all over the fukkin place!

You think your uggo would let me slap her hiney in such a way? I think she'd appreciate the attention ;-)

My girl's like a motorbike. 2-stroke. Mixin' gas and slappin' ass. *pops wheelie*

nothinlefttogive 8 minutes ago You think your uggo would let me slap her hiney in such a way? I think she'd appreciate the attention ;-) you know, if youd have shown lauren 1/8 of the attention you give me she may not have served your ass with papers. now, if you want to keep going down this road we can certainly meet on high clear.

kind of sounds like the only wood she wasnt working was yours baby boy

Can either of you do an Ollie?