My buddy said this me the other day "you're a good guy, you're successful, you got a hot wife, and a great family.. but you're always like 5 drinks away from being homeless."

Man, that was me a few years back (minus the hot wife, she had already let herself go). Cutting back on the booze was def. helpful.

Yeah but how many house plants do you have? I have like 35+

i'm going away for a few weeks and all my houseplants are gonna die

unless you'll come water them

Lol. I'm at my folks place, they got a lotta houseplants, I lose count. My son stomped 2 or 3 of them last week. When I move, I'm doing a nice (legal) weed grow with a nice little perimeter garden for my other herbs.

I don't like growing weed anymore. It takes too much attention

way easier just to buy it. unless you're a massive pothead, maybe.

Agreed. And I can get 8ths of good stuff for $15, bags of edibles for $8. They deliver to my door and I get points for discounts each time

They even have an app

Local pricing is TERRIBLE, unfortunately. I always enjoyed growing, I miss it. Next time I'll be experimenting with a homemade wick system to hopefully ease the burden of watering. Should be fun.

you should grow some magic mushrooms

I prefer regular mushrooms for din-din purposes. Could be fun tho.

Grow cocaine