We're at Knotts. This kid wants to go on every single ride multiple times. l stealthed a cutwater while he was smelling rock candy in a different store. Feeling pretty good but I have 3 more hours. Do I go for the double dip?

You go for the triple dip but you add a redbull to keep your wits up

That is a very wise strategy

I just called the cops

we used to take acid on field trips sometimes. i'm talking LSD

B__DAWG 27 minutes ago we used to take acid on field trips sometimes. i'm talking LSD This explains a lot

i remember my buddy dropped a couple hits before class in high school. dude was sitting in the back with his hoodie up straight geeking out the whole time. you would hear him laugh and when everyone looked back he would just look down and act like he was writing shit. it was pretty funny.

I had a buddy that sat behind me in first period Spanish.. he taps me on the back and I turn around and he sticks out his tongue and had like three tabs on his tongue.. Then we had 6th period biology about 4 hours later, he sat behind me again (alphabetical order).. the teacher hands out quizzes.. (take one pass it back) I pass it back to him.. Stevie: "Slorb… what did you just give me?" Slorb: "Stevie, keep it together, it's a quiz" 3 minutes pass, my eyes are on my quiz .. all of a sudden I'm attacked from behind in a f*cking sleeper/chokehold.. I'm like "what the f*ck!??" Teacher flips out on Stevie.. She's like "Steven where's your quiz?" Steve: I didn't think you wanted me to take it.. Teacher: go down to the headmaster's office Stevie gets up, tells me I put up a good fight, then just went home Lol That was like 30 years ago and I remember it like yesterday

headmasters office.. damn that's old school lol

We had a huge highschool.. there was the principal and then like 4 headmasters.. if you actually saw the principal you were getting kicked out for good. I was a good student though.

Headmaster? Did you go to school at f*cking Hogwarts?

my teachers would yell "go see Mr Reynolds" cause they already knew who my assistant principal was, but I got lucky as f*ck with my last name because he was an old school stoner type and would just talk to students until the period was over. Basically anyone with last name towards the end of the alphabet never got in trouble, just chilled with Mr Reynolds for an hour or so.

Lol, I wish. This was public school. Kill or be killed

did you go to school with marky mark wahlberg?

Each headmaster was assigned to a grade , freshman- senior, but you had the same guy from day one.. supposedly my guy was the best, but I didn't like him, he used to play mind games with you.. the guy everyone hated was a straight shooter.. he'd just be like " you're suspended for two days." It was over in two minutes.. The other guys would just f*ck with you.. you might not know you were in trouble for like a week before they decided to whack you with a detention or two