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Top 10 Pro Wrestling Finishers That Would Absolutely Suck To Be Hit With

kidcadaver 2/26/2024 6:33:05 AM
burning hammer

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 6:39:08 AM
Inkongudunk 6 hours ago When sting got hit with it and was doing the thing with his fingers... It was like oh f*ck that dudes gonna be paralyzed Yeah, I really like Terry Funk and set old wrestlers taking moves by his standards; but that moment was the one where I was like NO ONE OVER 45!

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 6:39:14 AM
because that shit was scary.

Bortslob 2/26/2024 7:12:08 AM
Mandible claw is the worst. Portly gross guy jams his dirty sock covered sausage fingers into your mouth

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 7:21:40 AM
Have you ever had someone do that to you? It's f*cking really, really unpleasant. It's basically a nerve hold but inside your mouth. It goes after the Trigeminal nerve system, specifically the Mandibular nerve. It was actually, get this, created by Sam Sheppard; the Sam Sheppard who'd inspire The Fugitive.

Bortslob 2/26/2024 7:48:31 AM
No one has ever done that to me. I've been fish hooked though, that's an automatic tap out for me

B__DAWG 2/26/2024 7:49:00 AM
i only know the body slam

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 7:50:57 AM
My friend and I would practice all the moves, basically seeing which hurt and how you avoided or made that happen (i.e. figure four by cranking on the leverage leg, that does NOT feel good at all)... he was good at taking the falling moves, like powerbombs, he had that natural flop ability where you fall and just relax so its not a shitty fall.. i always had to take the holds and strikes... He did this move once to me, the Mandible Claw, it felt like IDK ever have sharp nerve pain in your tooth? It wasn't the reaction from the matches, since my buddy dug his fingers in good and wasn't "working", it was like a f*cking stabbing sharp pain right where he was jamming. f*cking HORRIBLE. Then again, it's functionality in a fight is kinda, meh, a good bite down before they dig in is the counter.

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 7:51:47 AM
Anyone ever have an older cousin or brother, or friend, that put them in the Boston Crab? I think that's the only thing that prepared me for those leg/calf lift things from stretching in football/soccer.

B__DAWG 2/26/2024 7:54:42 AM
pretty sure your older cousin was molesting you

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 7:57:17 AM
I didn't have a cousin who put me in the Boston Crab. Or an older brother. It's a frame of reference, you were probably the one who ran tattling when it got to fightin time!

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 7:58:02 AM
My friend and I definitely may have gotten sadistic af once in a while, trying to see how you made the moves hurt. It takes a special kinda brain to see your friend go "ARHHHH STOP" but you turn the other way. Maybe. Maybe you're just a sissy goof!

RAGINGFUCKMAN 2/26/2024 8:03:15 AM
this is probably the most f*cked up or sadistic thing i've ever seen in pro wrestling. legit All-American amateur who turned pro just f*cking mauling a guy who had been running his mouth around town that wrestling was fake and he could beat those guys up. the f*ckin tortured squeals... https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/uo...

toxicnacho 2/26/2024 8:14:01 AM
You know what else was pretty brutal? When that jobber Mike Bell(?) decided to get stiff on Saturn. Also, shout out to Bob Holly for beating up that kid on tough enough.

kidcadaver 2/26/2024 1:06:52 PM
he went into business for himself, brother