This list will be trimmed to only semi-believable. Extended lifting, flipping, or timed finishers will not be considered, i.e., The Canadian Destroyer, The GTS, F4, Razors Edge and all forms of lifted Power Bombs and suplexes (however pop-up powerbombs are eligible, as are snap and gutwrench suplexes), as well as top rope maneuvers which take too long for the attempting attacker to gain their balance before performing; i.e. any corkscrew/360/long turn moonsault (as with suplexes and powerbombs, snap moonsaults are eligible--as well as Macho Man's elbow/Cactus Jack's elbow). Basically a move that could theoretically be performed without the excruciating need for cooperation. Also Tag Team wrestling moves aren't included (Road Warriors/Legion of Doom). nOw... 10. The Rock's Rock Bottom (in general Space Tornado Ogawa): These suck, and having someone the size of a f*cking mountain do it to you would absolutely suck more dicks than LurkCity at KrazyFest Bears & Bottoms Dicks Out Extravaganza. The combination of losing your footing and being turned upside down along with landing right square on the back of your head is the equivalent of webmasters dome against a beach ball, pal. 9. Chris Benoit's German Suplex: The only thing that keeps this at #9 is the fact that it's meant to drop the opponent on their shoulders for a bridging pin, but if he gets all Benoit_Benoit, this is a neck snapper, the speed and velocity he would turn people from back waist lock to going flying was freakish and this would be a concussion, at best. 8. Eddie Guerrero's Five-Star Frog Splash/Jimmy Snuka's Splash: Velocity and speed make this an eligible top-rope move, and it would crush all of our rib cages into tiny little fragments even if it were the smaller man, Eddie, delivering it. Also Jimmy Snuka would probably date, and then murder, your gf/wife, so overall this might be underrated at 8. 7. Terry Funk's Piledriver: This was always my favorite because it looked not fake. Just grabbing someone around the waist, getting overhooks, and just yanking them into you until you can lift just a bit and then drive their forehead/top of their head down as you sit down quickly, backwards. Just eating shit between some cowboy legs, chief. 6. The Flying Elbow (Cactus Jack, Macho Man): The point of someones elbow being driven into your chest from an elevated point, accelerating the impact with a leaping start. With the velocity both used this with, it'd probably f*ck your whole year up if you actually got it in yer shit. 5. The Superkick (Chris Adams/Shawn Michaels): Adams thrust kick is what inspired Michael's super kick but Adams was bigger and delivered it with a lot more ferocity, however, Michael's really popularized the move for a new generation, and I, for one, don't want to get kicked in the jaw and knocked the F out, especially not by some prancing drug man!! 4. JBL's Clothesline from Hell/Stan Hansen's Clothesline: Both of these are more or less having a huge f*cking cowboy try and rip your head off with his forearm/bicep. Probably the most crushing strike in pro wrestling the way those two delivered it. 3. Jake The Snake Roberts DDT: A face lock, with theoretically a leg sweep, leading to a face first fall for the opponent. There's more you can do to stop it than #2,,, but it would absolutely suck, especially if the guy doing it to you is an alcoholic piss drinker. 2. Triple H's The Pedigree: Rushing in for a waist lock can result in the similar set up, and all it really amounts to is trapping an opponents head between your legs or jamming their head towards your crotch while getting overhooks from ontop. Then the face is driven to the surface. This would f*cking suck, and is only #2 because... 1. Yokozuna's Bonzai Drop: King Mable also had a sit on chest move, but Yoko's ass was about the size of a VW Bug. This is number 1 because you'd just be a grease stain. There's no skill about this, it's just a f*cking huge ass of death and it almost killed real wrestlers who were ready for it and it was done in a working way. This is why it's best that Vagi doesn't get into that whole Jamaican dance club scene.

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Seth Rollins turnbuckle power bomb

sorry the Pedigree is underhooks from over-top position, I'm a journalist content creator with INTEGRITY and I CORRECT my MISTAKES, I don't go get the MUMPS.

I debated the British Bulldogs Running Powerslam. I think if he punched me in the gut real good if I was fightin' him I couldn't really stop him from doing that, and he f*cking just yeeted people to the ground with crack fueled steroid rage, so that may be somewhere on this too.

Inkongudunk 5 minutes ago Seth Rollins turnbuckle power bomb Stinger.

also Rollins Curb Stomp is probably #1 on wrestling moves you can kill someone with. maybe that or the Heart Punch. but Im scared of the heart punch

macho man Randy savage elbow drop

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCFU9QS8ek&pp=ygUPcmtvIGV2YW4gYm91cm5l A thing of beauty.

this y #1, I wish I could find a better version https://youtu.be/gQezdQWdegk?feature=shared

Lol. Jesus Here's an oldie. Poor dude. https://youtu.be/gLnGnD92W68?si=2zdJN_QSlc_L21iz

poor nothing, that was his own fault. This was a good time though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj6QoYTSPhQ

The one where I get my dick sucked

When sting got hit with it and was doing the thing with his fingers... It was like oh f*ck that dudes gonna be paralyzed

Saw the drummer for Kill The Client put someone in the sharpshooter in the pit at a show