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If Kerry King Was Your Neighbor

fun2choke 2/16/2023 4:21:06 PM
Would you ask him about Slayer? Or, pretend you don't know who he is so you can ask why he has neck and head tattoos?

Broom 2/16/2023 4:25:09 PM
You would ask to suck him off

easyhateoven 2/16/2023 4:47:59 PM
slorb slobbed me to it

toxicnacho 2/16/2023 5:10:45 PM
Id take one look at his tribal tats and look him directly in the eyes before asking "what tribe are you from?"

Lurk_Nanbanny_690 2/16/2023 6:12:17 PM
toxicnacho 1 hour ago Id take one look at his tribal tats and look him directly in the eyes before dropping to my knees and felating furiously

NorthFromHere 2/16/2023 7:19:31 PM
I'd ask why it had to be Hanneman and not him.

Bortslob 2/16/2023 7:40:11 PM
I'd call him Perry every time I saw him