i'm listening

people who are always listening to shit

The work

The artwork

It's not the job, really. It's the living, the breathing, the general misery that accompanies consciousness, I guess.

bureaucracy i wish i worked at a place that had less than 10 employees

someone asked me for help today, then told me they were too busy to give me a hand, so i had to storm out and punch dance in the parking lot

You sound like a bitch

f*ck work, just make money buy a house and rent it out goshhhhhhh

butler lmao

Old crusty biker types. Both as customers and coworkers.

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i work with a fat slob who is the slowest human being on the planet, he is annoying as f*ck, giggles like a schoolgirl and cant put together a coherent sentence. dude gets on my nerves

Put crayons in his toaster oven

Jerk off on his keyboard