I was in a meeting for like two hours and felt like I had to poop the whole time. But now that I am out of said meeting, I no longer feel like I have to poop! 🚽💩

Now its making its way to your mouth

Yeah it's absorbed back into your body

Jam a stick up there and wiggle it around

He died ya'll

Sometimes I'll get ready to go to the gym, then I'll feel like I have to shit, but I don't want swamp ass workout. So I just hold it in, then I sweat the poop out of my pores in the gym. They call that a "stinky Ramona."

'Sometimes I'll get ready to go to the gym, then I'll feel like I have to shit, but I don't want swamp ass workout.' Please explain

You've never taken a shit before?

How do you get swampass after is what confused me

He's a fervent anti-wiper

he has grease shits.

An asshole is never fully clean until showering occurs.

Tongue it

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