best gimmick - TIE stinkman and crypt keeper worst gimmick - kort in a landslide best lurker/seldom poster award - TIE vince and virus_dot_exe rookie of the year - steelpanda (runner up ej) most improved goater - EJ smartest goater - amber (runner up celine) most enigmatic goater - (many receiving 1 vote) least funniest goater - ***** in a landslide keeps it about the music award - simon belmont in a landslide best taste in music - the ocean never posts about music - TIE amber and scissors7 goater you could beat in a fight - lurkcity goater you'd go on a road trip with - evil_hero (runner up rick_tocchet) needs to retire - webmaster (runner up *****) keeps LG hostile award - inkongudunk/celine brings the lols, funniest goater - TIE explosions in this guy and withdeadhandsrising best conversation starter - amber in a near sweep comeback goater of the year - evil_hero thread of the year - gabby potato 17 goaters receiving votes for starting 5. top 10 results are: first team all-LG xander - 7 votes evil_hero - 4 votes barbara - 4 votes easyhateoven - 3 votes butlerianjihad - 3 votes second team all-LG withdeadhandsrising - 2 votes zordon - 2 votes simon_belmont - 2 votes celine - 2 votes carveyournamein - 2 votes poster of the year - xander (runner up carveyournamein) Goater you want to bust down - (many receiving 1 vote) Most legitimately unhinged - (many receiving 1 vote) Wokest goat - (many receiving 1 vote) Most based goat - (many receiving 1 vote) Nicest to wife's boyfriend - (many receiving 1 vote) Biggest blowhard - (many receiving 1 vote) Most crotchety - (many receiving 1 vote) Most heartfelt - steelpanda Most chill - easyhateoven Most STDs - evil_hero (f*ck you guys i'm clean) Special jury prize - (many receiving 1 vote) Always a welcome presence - (many receiving 1 vote)

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kort you got worst gimmick for the 10th year in a row. hows it feel?

*kort hitches his cattle trailer to his rascal scooter, he's goin to Disney World, y'all... or Disney World Adjacent!*

Member Since 9/24/2015

I'd like to humbly accept my Most Improved Goater award. It has been a turbulent seven or eight months, but I'm glad I could show growth. Thank you to every barb "you need to git" and to every vv "shut the f*ck ej". My goal for this year is to win Most Improved Goater again. Congratulations to steelpanda for rookie of the year, well deserved. I thought I had a shot but how can I hope to contend with a man who called a lambgoat employee "bucket boy".

I'll burn this place to the ground

I am become death. Destroyer of worlds.

lol. i think youre sweeter'n honeysuckle

TBCOMPLETELYHONEST i was the first to vote and I only put IKongudunk as the most hostile to make the joke that Sfthizz was the most chill and needed to post more so yall did this pray for lurkcity

Inkongudunk 4 minutes ago I'll burn this place to the ground doooo it

I would like to say congratulations to ej and also that I will be taking ej's gift bag.

bucket boy was too good. it actually came after voting closed. i think he would have made the 2nd team based on that alone

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