Honest to god I think that was the best interview I've ever done. I get to my car to leave and I noticed on my seat was a yellow crayon, freshly melted and smeared all over the seat. I get in, pop my pants off, confirm there's yellow crayon smeared all over the ass of my pants, and as I'm sitting there just fuming this injustice, a car pulls up beside me and out of the passenger side was a lady who noticed I was sitting there in my boxers. FML

Break her back, f*ck her ass.

Jk, end it.

So you just... keep a car full of crayons?

please vv it isnt me

I'm surprised you own a car...

Ever have small kids in a car? Crayons find their way in no matter what. Restaurants, activity packs, school…..they're everywhere.

The drivers seat? You often have kids in the driver's seat? And why are there kids in your car room begin with

Lol, car room.

ej 24 minutes ago please vv it isnt me thats what the perp would say!

ej 36 minutes ago please vv it isnt me Settle down, Keyser Soze...i know this aint you.

ej has 5 gimmicks and they all listen to post malone

Dwep

EJ's gimmicks are basically the creative equivalent of the kid who hides behind the coat rack, 2 feet away from the seeker, in hide and seek.

seriousloserx is capsagea unfortunately