guitarist and engineer extraordinaire Kurt Ballou
has unveiled his new business card, and it's obviously not something he made on Vistaprint. In fact, the "card" is a printed circuit board (PCB) that can be used as the foundation for a distortion pedal that Ballou calls "Brutalist Jr."
According to Ballou, you just need "decent soldering skills, $40-50 to spend on parts, and can follow directions." To get the card, simply ask Ballou for one when you encounter him "at a show or on the street or whatever."
(He's not going to mail one to you, so don't ask.)