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Hellfest 2k poster

I owe somebody some stuff, so I was looking through my vast collection and came across this poster. I don't care what what you say, you can't help but marvel at a line-up like that. I think there were a few other notable bands (e.g. Killswitch Engage) not on the poster that also played.




Anybody who knows anything about me is well aware that I'm a huge Pink Floyd fan. Additionally, and unlike many Floyd fans, I am a huge Roger Waters fan. If degrees existed for Floyd/Waters knowledge, I'd have a Ph.D.

Imaginery and completely worthless degrees aside, Waters is not known as the greatest interview subject. While articulate and potentially quite conversational, Waters doesn't like to discuss the same things that rock journalists do. Don't ask him too much about Pink Floyd playing together again. Don't ask him about his relationship with David Gilmour. Don't ask him how much money he has. And certainly don't ask him if he skipped Pink Floyd's induction into the the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because he was "angry."

There's but one person who can (without getting punched) ask these questions, and he is Howard Stern. Say what you will about Stern, but he consistently conducts the most entertaining interviews. Fearlessness is quite the virtue in these circles. So when I heard this morning that he had interviewed Roger Waters yesterday, I was a bit astounded. Regardless, I was confident that Waters had made some sort of mistake, oblivious to the ways of Howard Stern. Questions would be asked, Waters would get annoyed, and the whole interview would devolve into an irritating pageantry of non-answers.

Quite the contrary. I heard Waters discuss many topics for the first time. How his father's death affected his childhood. At what age he became a millionaire. How many times he did LSD. How he cheated on his first wife. Why he wouldn't want to write music with Paul McCartney. Stern even asked him how big his penis was, which thankfully, did go unanswered.

Anyway, this interview won't excite many of you, I'll admit, but for big Floyd or Waters fans, I implore you to give it a listen.




Last week Lambgoat user holodomor asked the following on our message board: "What are the top 10 searches to find lambgoat?"

A great question! And thanks to Google Analytics, the answer is never far away. However, instead of 10 searches, I've pulled the top 100 search terms/phrases used to arrive at Lambgoat during the past month. Some of these make sense, and some do not (to me, anyway). If you've found Lambgoat by searching for "handful of chili into a urinal" or "cheesol chong," take comfort in knowing that you're not alone.


termvisits
lambgoat27,250
lambgoat.com2,062
lamb goat962
www.lambgoat.com665
lambgoat comedy thread597
http://lambgoat.com/561
lambgoat news536
thrash and burn tour 2011510
ice jam 2012341
metal alliance tour 2012337
thrash and burn 2011337
crush em all tour269
metal alliance tour261
gwar everytime i die tour229
summer slaughter 2011225
hardcore news218
impending doom is stoked217
monument to thieves215
summer slaughter 2011 dates212
http://lambgoat.com/mb/205
deserters band los angeles bio199
pygmy lush bitter river review194
oceano break up180
hopesfall179
lambgoat releases172
thrash and burn tour170
thursday breaking up170
lambgoat.com/mb168
from first to last woe is me tour158
hellfest 2004 lineup156
ass injected with concrete155
drmartinlutherkingjr155
in this moment, in fear and faith tour153
blood for blood tour150
lambgoat kong150
east of the wall149
sirens & sailors lambgoat144
dead icons140
http://www.lambgoat.com/140
lambgo138
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liferuiner132
too pure to die wiki132
asking alexandria129
crush em all tour 2011129
indomitable iron sloth129
www.lambgoat129
hellfest 2004128
cursed123,
new lambgoat design120
handful of chili into a urinal119
bane defeater tour119
dr. acula july 2011 tour dates118
casey boland album review116
karl earth crisis115
steve austin today is the day interview115
woe is me new singer114
2011 in hardcore112
new earth crisis song112
wes eisold112
sam yosafi110
drummer from into the moat109
rose funeral full blown chaos las vegas109
horseback the gorgon tongue108
new hardcore albums108
torchbearer ex-nora?108
cheesol chong107
ringworm tour 2011106
gorm sprunt105
touche amore new orleans dragons den103
century red giant mediafire102
dillinger escape plan tour102
unkind harhakuvat102
engineer crooked voices lambgoat review101
these arms are snakes all the saints split101
rorschach tour100
chris pennie leaving coheed98
greg puciato workout98
lambgoat.98
www.lambgaot.com98
thrash and burn tour dates 201197
anthony gunnells96
harkonen champions of sound tour96
lambgoat comedy96
lamgoat96
dave witte95
black sheep wall93
cannabis corpse93
bad luck 13 riot extravaganza hellfest92
chavinsy pif92
lambgoat.comm92
monstrosity recordings92
http://www.lambgoat.com/news/view.aspx?id=1631491
mattapooh91
black and blue bowl 201190
volumes tour dates90
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ligeia singer lambgoat88



It's been officially decided (by me) that the most annoying song of 2011 is "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5. There's no contest; this insipid, stupid fucking pop song is an affront to the human race. Or rather it should be. But of course it's not -- it's like the biggest hit of year. Whatever, humans.

How anyone can willingly jam to this thing in their car, living room, or headphones is beyond me. If you listen to this track in your 1988 Mazda Miata, the only thing worse than the music is your 1988 Mazda Miata.

And although listening to "Moves Like Jagger" is painful, watching Maroon 5 perform it is downright horrifying. I know a lot of women love singer Adam Levine and all, but he clearly has no dignity. Watch this video and suffer. Suffer like I have. Let that revolting, whistling hook eat away at your soul, all while Adam Levine gleefully writhes about the stage, imploring you to taste his essence (or something like that). Fuck him, and fuck this song.




To celebrate ten years as a label, our friends at Think Fast! Records are releasing (via 10" picture disc, digital) a compilation comprised of ten exclusive songs (including tracks from Have Heart and This Is Hell). The release also features artwork from Ryan Eyestone. Titled "10 Years of Think Fast! Records," the comp will be available on December 13th. In the meantime, we're streaming Mountain Man's contribution to the release, a song titled "Grief."




Now be a good sport and order a special pre-sale bundle here, and while you're at it, give Think Fast! a 'Like' on Facebook.

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