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Gene Simmons

I've never really paid attention to Kiss, but frontman Gene Simmons has always seemed like an ass. So I wasn't shocked to read that Simmons had the following to say about depression in a recent interview with Songfacts.com:

"For a putz 20-year-old kid to say, 'I'm depressed. I live in Seattle.' Fuck you, then kill yourself. I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I'm the guy who says 'Jump' when there's a guy on top of a building who says, 'That's it, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to jump.' Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut the fuck up, have some dignity and jump! You've got the crowd," Simmons said. "By the way, you walk up to the same guy on a ledge who threatens to jump and put a gun to his head, 'I'm going to blow your fuckin' head off.' He'll go, 'Please don't.' It's true. He's not that insane."

His comments apparently flew under the radar until Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx criticized Simmons on his Sixx Sense radio show:

"It's pretty moronic because [Simmons] thinks everybody listens to him, that he is the God of Thunder. He will tell you he is the greatest man on earth, and to be honest with you, I like Gene. But in this situation, I don't like Gene. I don't like Gene's words. There is a 20-year-old kid out there who is a Kiss fan and reads this and goes, 'You know what? He's right. I should just kill myself.'"

The resulting firestorm, no doubt exacerbated by the suicide of Robin Williams, has compelled Simmons to do something he rarely does: apologize. Yesterday, Simmons issued the following statement:

"I want to make this statement about my views on depression for the record and to clarify my prior remarks.

"To the extent my comments reported by the media speak of depression, I was wrong and in the spur of the moment made remarks that in hindsight were made without regard for those who truly suffer the struggles of depression. I sincerely apologize to those who were offended by my comments. I recognize that depression is very serious and very sad when it happens to anyone, especially loved ones. I deeply support and am empathetic to anyone suffering from any disease, especially depression.

"I have never sugarcoated my feelings regarding drug use and alcoholics. Somewhere along the line, my intention of speaking in very directly and perhaps politically incorrectly about drug use and alcoholics has been misconstrued as vile commentary on depression. Unkind statements about depression was certainly never my intention. Fully, you will know that and I do not intend to defend myself here and now, by listing the myriad charities and self-help organizations I am involved with. Rather, I simply want to be clear that my heart goes out to anyone suffering from depression and I deeply regret any offhand remarks in the heat of an interview that might have suggested otherwise."


During a recent photo shoot, Every Time I Die guitarist Andy Williams ate a piece of "street meat" (i.e. alleyway sausage) in exchange for money. Williams may or may not remain healthy. Either way, look how handsome he is in that suit!






In case you haven't noticed, it's becoming increasingly popular to film concerts with drones, and for good reason; the views are pretty cool. It's generally assumed, however, that the musicians on stage will not assault said drones. Of course, Trask Talk is rather unpredictable, so you won't be surprised to learn that Trash Talk bassist Spencer Pollard threw a beer can at one such drone recently, causing the device to crash to the ground. Its operator had the following to say:

"After being hired to fly and videotape at this indoor skateboard event, I watched as a punk-rock bass player (Trash Talk / Spencer Pollard), knocked down my drone with a very limp-wristed toss (see slomo) of a beer can."

Check it out.




Two Asian dudes have uploaded a cover of the Lamb Of God song "Laid To Rest," which they recorded in Drop A tuning (why?). The pair then hit the road to film a video for their masterpiece. This morning they presumably accomplished their mission when Lamb Of God themselves posted the video on Facebook. You can watch it below. I'm not sure if I love this, or hate this. Either or.




Soul Train had some sweet dancing back in the day (or so I've read). But take that dancing and pretend they're actually getting down to Meshuggah. It takes things to a whole new level. If nothing else, I think it's clear that you can put Meshuggah over any thing, and it works.




[h/t Metal Injection]

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