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Spawn of Possession banjo cover

10/30/2014 12:31:07 PM PT   comments [0]
Banjo wizard Rob Scallon is at it again, and this time he's covered uploaded a video for his cover of "Church of Deviance," a song from Swedish technical death metal masters Spawn of Possession.

You'll recall that nifty spoof of the Matthew McConaughey car commercial where a Slayer fan was going to sell his car for tickets to see the band. Well, Slayer frontman Tom Araya has seen the video, and he has some advice for the guy.

This has nothing to do with metal, but I don't give a shit. Last week it was widely reported that not a single artist has had a platinum selling album this year. Bummer. But here comes Taylor Swift with a new album, and it's now on pace to sell one million copies in its first week.

If Swift's new album, titled 1989, does sell over a million, it will be the biggest sales week for an album since her last album, Red, sold 1+ million in its first week.

Here's the scoop from Billboard:

Industry sources now forecast the album to sell at least one million copies in its first week. That would make 1989 just the 19th album to sell a million in a single week since Nielsen SoundScan started tracking sales in 1991, and Swift the first act to earn three million-selling weeks.

The new album is Swift's fifth studio effort, released through Big Machine Records on Oct. 27. Its sales forecast is for the tracking week ending Nov. 2. It could mark Swift's third million-selling debut in a row, following 2010's Speak Now (1.05 million) and 2012's Red (1.21 million).

Two weeks ago, forecasters pegged the new album to sell 750,000 in its debut frame. Then, a week ago, it was upgraded to 800,000. By mid-day Oct. 27, the album's release day, its projection grew to over 900,000.

Now, after its first day on sale, forecasters are confident 1989 will cross the magic, one-million sales threshold. 1989's official first-week sales, as tabulated by SoundScan, will be announced on Wednesday, Nov. 5. That same day, Swift will most likely also debut atop the new Billboard 200 albums chart with 1989, giving her a fourth chart-topping set.

If 1989 sells over a million, Swift will notch the biggest sales week for an album since her own Red registered the last million-selling week: when it debuted nearly two years ago (in the week ending Oct. 28).

1989 will also instantly become 2014's second-biggest selling album after just one week on sale. Currently, the top two sellers this year are the Frozen soundtrack (3.2 million) and Beyonce's self-titled album (787,000). They are followed by Lorde's Pure Heroine (767,000) and Coldplay's Ghost Stories (737,000). The latter is 2014's biggest-selling album released this year, as Frozen, Beyonce and Pure Heroine came out in 2013.

We're not sure if someone's really selling their car to raise money for Slayer tickets, but whoever put the video below together did a great job. By the way, this seems like an appropriate time to tell you that I find the actual Matthew McConaughey commercial to be really freaking annoying.

Anthony Vincent, the guy behind Ten Second Songs, has now tackled the Michael Jackson hit "Thriller." Among the "styles" employed by Mr. Vincent are Ozzy Osbourne, Type O Negative, and Cannibal Corpse.

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