" 43 yrs old. Was there at the first warped. My checkerboard suspenders got caught in the spokes of Mike Escamilla's BMX bike and as he rode away the unraveling of my plaid knee length shorts comepletely dismembered my penis. I had to wear my blood soaked MXPX wide beater like a skirt the rest of the evening. BUT I refused any and all medical assistance because I didn't want to kiss Lagwagon. I'll be there next year, front row with my Philippino wife and her six kids"
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" 43 yrs old. Was there at the first warped. My checkerboard suspenders got caught in the spokes of Mike Escamilla's BMX bike and as he rode away the unraveling of my plaid knee length shorts comepletely dismembered my penis. I had to wear my blood soaked MXPX wide beater like a skirt the rest of the evening. BUT I refused any and all medical assistance because I didn't want to kiss Lagwagon. I'll be there next year, front row with my Philippino wife and her six kids" Finn McKenty has entered the chat