Todd Jones here. Just FYI, this NAILS FYA 11 set will be the debut of a new set variation - NAILS: TIME QUADRANT, wherein YOUR MANZ shall use an ancient artifact stolen from an Atlantean Warship known as the SEXTANT OF NOMMOS to dimensionally square off the Glazer JCC during our performance. When tapped, a pedal on my board causes the SEXTANT to transport the JCC to an equivalent-sized space on a random Gaia planet in Quadrants X1-20 from any random time that that planet has had active lifeforms. Will the crowd have their faces chewed/peeled off by the unforgiving, ape-like mandibles of the giant ACID MOTHS OF DRUIIRR one second, only to be thrown into the breeding grounds of the giggling, shriveled, idiotic soul-sucking XARANOTH CULT the next, all controlled by the literal and figurative tapping of my most carnal whims? Time will tell. *cigarette lighter flicks* HIDE. VISIONS. LATERED BY A PROBOSCIS INJECTING ACID INTO YOUR WINDPIPE LIKE A SLURPEE MACHINE. You will never be one of us.
Todd Jones here. Just FYI, this NAILS FYA 11 set will be the debut of a new set variation - NAILS: TIME QUADRANT, wherein YOUR MANZ shall use an ancient artifact stolen from an Atlantean Warship known as the SEXTANT OF NOMMOS to dimensionally square off the Glazer JCC during our performance. When tapped, a pedal on my board causes the SEXTANT to transport the JCC to an equivalent-sized space on a random Gaia planet in Quadrants X1-20 from any random time that that planet has had active lifeforms. Will the crowd have their faces chewed/peeled off by the unforgiving, ape-like mandibles of the giant ACID MOTHS OF DRUIIRR one second, only to be thrown into the breeding grounds of the giggling, shriveled, idiotic soul-sucking XARANOTH CULT the next, all controlled by the literal and figurative tapping of my most carnal whims? Time will tell. *cigarette lighter flicks* HIDE. VISIONS. LATERED BY A PROBOSCIS INJECTING ACID INTO YOUR WINDPIPE LIKE A SLURPEE MACHINE. You will never be one of us.