At rocklahoma I was in security on the dark side stage and I met this band. Full of really nice guys :S I was trying to stop stage divers and the band pulled me aside and said "Bow out motherfucḱer" Afterwards gave me some signed drum sticks and said "sir on a scale of 1-10 how much would you like one and or both of these inserted into your anus" and I said "I thought you were giving me these as a memento" Which made them all start laughing "We don't just give these out, now get one your knees" I was shaking, began crying and they all took turns. A chant then broke out: "STICKS PLUS ANUS EQUALS FUN. STICKS PLUS ANUS EQUALS FUN. (x64)" I'm thinking about taking my accusations to tick tok and see if I can get any likes. I'll probably do this around 2040 and Todd Jones here. They will never be one of us. 😎
At rocklahoma I was in security on the dark side stage and I met this band. Full of really nice guys :S I was trying to stop stage divers and the band pulled me aside and said "Bow out motherfucḱer" Afterwards gave me some signed drum sticks and said "sir on a scale of 1-10 how much would you like one and or both of these inserted into your anus" and I said "I thought you were giving me these as a memento" Which made them all start laughing "We don't just give these out, now get one your knees" I was shaking, began crying and they all took turns. A chant then broke out: "STICKS PLUS ANUS EQUALS FUN. STICKS PLUS ANUS EQUALS FUN. (x64)" I'm thinking about taking my accusations to tick tok and see if I can get any likes. I'll probably do this around 2040 and Todd Jones here. They will never be one of us. 😎