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anonymous 5/28/2023 4:02:49 PM

This one took two hours Todd Jones here. Long story short, Clammy Cilantro from Draino asked NAILS to come on an interdimensional killing spree under the guise of a tour. I agreed, but only if he told me the location of the Namma, a weapon so powerful that upon impact, a beam creates a massive ion collision, releasing a burst of explosive energy that causes destruction on a massive scale. We soon departed from the Abandoned Cadmium Mine Practice Facility Near Hines Peak to meet with Clammy and Draino boyos when homeboy had the gall to tell me that "while he feels bad for misleading us, he doesn't even know which quadrant of sageotha to check." While posed in an ultra-GRIM stance, I stared into his eyeballs with a blackness that gazes into the very soul of its victims, transmitting my perversely macabre memories of multiple killing oddesseys, causing them to witness unspeakable cosmic horrors on an eternal loop. Poser LATERED. He will never be one of us


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