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anonymous 3/18/2023 8:04:16 PM

Todd Jones here. Long story short but Zack De La Morris once approached your mans (with a strange looking family in tow, who wore nothing but corn-husk covered burlap clothing and just stood in a line, gently smiling and nodded their heads at me as Zack spoke... weird.) about doing some guitar for a new project wherein he would first make himself cry by looking at photos of ragged-clothed desert nomads on the back of dilapidated Chevy S-10 pickups with jerry-rigged anti-aircraft .50 cals, emblazoned in the dusk-buttered sun. Then, he would start freestyling over the sounds of ancient threshing/baling machines being atomized in the furnace of a dying garbage power plant. This was all well and good, but the eagle vision reflection of ZDLM babbling like some sort of blubbering loon was quickly blurred by a wisp of ciggy smoke, and before he knew it, lil weirdo was suspended, upside-down, in total darkness, for millennia to come. HIDE. VISIONS. LATERED. He will never be one of us.


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