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anonymous 3/9/2023 1:28:17 PM

Todd Jones here. Long story short but during the sessions for NAILS: Arcing Blood Fountain Birthed Via Atomized Dimensional Blade I, Kirk suggested that we run my guitar signal through an actual corpse before it got to my fourteen DIMED Splawns, so we went to the Charter Street Cemetery at 1am on a MOST-GRIM and FROST-KISSED enchanted moonlit eve with shovels in tow. Needless to say, the late-January NoMa temperatures made it impossible for the shovel's blade to pierce the concrete-like soil as we attempted to plunder the absolute dismal depths of the molded-over mausoleums from the days of yore. We became so frustrated that I had Ole' Kirkdawg text Bannon at 3am. Lil homey was not happy about being awoken from his freaky-deeky night elf regenerative sleep cycle, but to his credit, he showed at Godsmack City. Less than an hour later, Bannon's remains were "twitchin' 'till Tuesday!" with a barrage of evil, electrified B.C. Rich riffs. HIDE. VISIONS. LATERED. He will never be one of us.


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